(A/N:) Hello, this is Appleblx, AKA Tsuki from Owlcookies' fan fiction! I get bored at home and need to practice concentrating, so I decided to make my own fanfiction... for the third time! OK, some of you had probably seen my old Soul Eater Fan fiction... which horribly failed, but this time I present you with A SOUL EATER FANFICTION TEN TIMES BETTER! Wait.. let's make that eight. YES, A SOUL EATER FANFICTION EIGHT TIMES BETTER! And JIC There will be a few OC's from Owlcookies fanfiction since were sister stories :) BTW if you read Owlcookies fanfiction, this starts before her arcs start. For now at least~
Maka: Whats with the eight? Why not use 10? I mean... its better in quantity...
Kid: NO! IT HAS TO BE EIGHT! GO APPLEBLX! EIIIGGGHHHTTT ISSS BEETTEEER
Appleblx: Cuz I have OCD issues, and eight is my favorite number. I could list the reasons, but it would take too long, and I want to start the story! If you read Owlcookies' fanfiction? She put in all those eights in the story just for me W
Kid: You too? You like eight?
Appleblx: YEAH! HIGH FIVE! *high fives Kid*
Disclaimer: Soul Eater ® ← I can't afford that R.
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Maka's POV
"Today we are going to dissect a panda. Please take your notebooks out because you will observe the dissection." Our Teacher, Professor Stein said as he opened the cage that held the poor panda.
"I-I Object, your honor... I'm sorry, but you CANNOT KILL THE PANDA-KITTY!" I turned my head to see one of the new students standing on her desk, blushing from embarrassment. But still, she was pointing at Stein with determination in her eyes.
"Hmm... Okay, then instead, I would dissect you to save the Panda?" He asked with his... rape face on, twisting the screw in his head.
The girl thought about it for a moment, and stared at the panda, or in her case, panda-kitty, who, had a pleading look on its face. "O-Okay!" She finally answered. "I shall be dissected in place of Sammy!"
I knew what was coming next. This was the... fourth time this week that same girl pleaded to save an animal from dissection.
Stein came up to her while she closed her eyes tightly and her face red. I realized as she turned redder, my inference that she did this is because of the whole class staring at her. For the fourth time.
Instead of grabbing her, Franken Stein just patted her head. "I admire your determination, Tsuki, but I've already looked at human organs, both male and female, way too many times for interest. I would like to view the organs of a panda as well." He responded with an evil smile on his face, followed with him raising a scalpel.
Honestly, that girl must have been hoping for a miracle each day. I'm pretty sure she learned his nature, but just wouldn't give up with trying to stop him.
I could see her friend, I think her name was Shannon, looking at her.
Shannon, her weapon, Kuromi, and Eruki, and her weapon Tsuki. The new people. I really want to get to know them sooner or later. They seem like interesting people.
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Shanon's POV
I looked at my friend, Tsuki, as she placed her head down in her arms on the desk. I heard her faintly whisper things like "Sammy..." or "I just seen a man die..." This was the first time this week, seeing as "Panda-Kitties" were her favorite animals.
I sighed as I looked at my weapon, Kuromi. She was snoring on the table. Not that Stein, our new teacher, cared anyways. In the past two weeks, Eruki and Tsuki just joined four days ago, as we had joined, I learned that the screw-head just cared about dissecting his victims. Well, actually, the teacher named Ms. Marie told me that.
When the Professor was done with his dissection, It was lunch time.
I memorized our schedule by now.
First Period, Ms. Marie's Class, Recess, Stein's class, Lunch, and Gym with this weird blue guy named Sid.
Eruki, Tsuki's meister, had to drag her out. But it wasn't like she was going to eat anyways, or was she?
I ate a piece of pumpkin pie while Kuromi ate some cold macaroni. Eruki was complaining how "pussy" and "sissy" Tsuki was for doing that in front of the class while Tsuki just sat at the table, eating a cup of chocolate pudding, a facial expression showing that she felt ashamed of herself.
I didn't really like Eruki because she cussed a lot and was ruthless. But she was Tsuki's step sister. AKA Tsuki's family. Which was pretty hard to believe, since Tsuki was pretty quiet... most of the time. I met her by saving her from these weird rapists last year.
"Plus, chocolate pudding is for wusses. I wonder why you eat such sissy food," Eruki glared at her weapon.
Tsuki looked at her pudding like it was an innocent child being teased by a bully. "Um.. Ano..."
"What's wrong with chocolate pudding?" I said, remembering the last time I ate chocolate pudding. Ahh... happy times~
"Everything. Its for kids that have overprotective parents."
I groaned. Eruki was just so... gangsta... if that was even an adjective. And Tsuki really did act like she had overprotective parents... Strict ones too.
I'm glad my parents were nice. Or else, I might not have met my weapon.
Kuromi was practically a sister to me.
I don't know what I would do without her.
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Kid's POV
It was a few weeks after we killed Asura, the Kishin.
Every day at lunch, Liz, Patty, and I went out of our ways trying to do that move I did to weaken the kishin. Which always resulted on me getting into a concussion or something of that sort, but we still tried. This week was when I finally got fed up and wanted to use my last resort: My Dad.
This specific day during lunch,my father was available for speaking to. So I took advantage of that, wanting to get stronger. Then if I was strong enough, I could FINALLY have at least a mere chance of making the Earth symmetrical and orderly~. I mean, someone with that much power would be able to do what they want, right?
" Whats the point in making the Earth symmetrical when you can make the whole MILKY WAY symmetrical!" Patty asked.
"Shut up! Don't encourage him!" Liz said.
" Your right... I'M ON MY WAY TO SPEAK TO MY FATHER IN HOPES TO MAKE THE MILKY WAY SYMMETRICAL!"
Liz just slapped her face.
"How did I end up with you two?"
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As we walked in Fathers room, Spirit came up to me and asked "Have you seen Lord Death today?"
I just stared at him.
"He he! We were coming here to see him!" Patty answered. "Kid wants to know how to make the world symmetrical!"
"Wh-what? That's not the whole reason-"
"Well, Kid, that's just your loss that you didn't speak to him earlier. I don't know where he is today, even if he's supposed to be in here right now..." Spirit trailed off looking at his watch.
"Dammit... just when I had hopes to make the milky-way symmetrical... I mean..."
"See Kid! That is the reason why you came here!" Patty said with a laugh as I looked at her, annoyed.
"I wonder where he is." I thought out loud.
"Me too." Spirit answered. " He was supposed to be here... since the whole entire eing of beginning this day!"
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Soul's POV
Lunch was so predictable after the defeat of Asura.
Most likely, my friends would be doing this:
Maka : Reading a book, smiling at Crona who sat shyly at the table with her, Eating a nutritious meal she made at home
Soul(me): Thinking how predictable and uncool lunch was
Black Star: Fighting some other innocent soul over who was better
Tsubaki: Trying to calm him down
Kid, Liz, and Patty : Practicing that battle move, which everyone knew he was for making the world symmetrical by now.
Crona: Sitting shyly at the table.
Ragnarok: Gulping down food.
Kim, Jacky, Ox, Harvard, Killik, Fire and Thunder: Sitting at their own table being geeky.
Honestly, I thought lunch was way more cooler when everyone was waiting for the next surprise Asura would bring them. At least there was some excitement, even though it was bad, in that.
What made it even lamer was that the new students were talking about CHOCOLATE PUDDING. NO ONE in high school talks about chocolate pudding, right? Probably except the people way off in their minds.
"Soul,stop being so pessimistic and sit up straight." Maka said, tilting her head in my direction.
I looked back at her. "You're right. Pessimistic guys aren't cool. But, what the hell do you expect me to do?"
"Maka... CHOP!" She glared at my unconscious head. "No swearing at the lunch table,"
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(A/N:) Sowwy guys... it's short, I know. But I wrote this at night in bed when I was supposed to be sleeping and I just wanted to get this done and over with. Unfortunately I will only get to update this each week cuz I'm so OCD like that and cuz of the big HW.
Soul- Ha lazy
Appleblx- Sh-shut up! Your not writing this story!
Soul- Yeah, but other people write books long enough for Maka to kill my brain cells, so it actually looks pretty easy.
Appleblx: You try making a Maka-chop book in less than a year! I bet Two dollars!
Soul- Fine- WHAT! Two Dollars? Never mind then!
Appleblx- Fine... How about three million? I know it's not a lot but-
Soul- A DEALS A DEAL!
Shannon- (whispers)Now here's the part you hope he gets writer's block!
Appleblx- (whispers back) IKR!
Random Panda-Kitty- Appleblx is now in desperate hope Soul gets F's in English class! This concludes the very short Chapter of: Afterstory- Chapter 1 ! Hope you didn't enjoy it!
Appleblx: I taught the Panda-Kitty to talk with reverse psychology! It's to capture the reader's sympathy!
Owlcookies: Dude! Your not supposed to tell them that!
Appleblx: Then people will think I'm emo!
Owlcookies- You gotta point there.
Appleblx- Well, Bye!