Diary of a strippers daughter
Sakura's pov
Dear Diary,
What do you get when you put a stipper and a ninja together? The Answer: Me
That's right, I'm the daughter of a pole dancer. I'm so proud! NOT!!! Do you have any idea how embarrasing that is? You should see her when she goes to "adult" parties. She dances like a slut. I'm not even joking. I try not to curse, but that's the only word that can describe the way she dances! But that's not all! One day she wanted to have a mother-daughter day, and she tryed to teach me to strip! How embarrasing is that! Oh no, it gets worse... When I invite friends over, if they're guys, she flirts with them and she's 34! My dad says this is normal. What's normal about your boyfriend thinking you 34 yr old mother is hotter?!? NOTHING !
My friends are all like " Your moms so cool!" Well she's not so cool when your trying to get some sleep for your big math test the next day and you hear animal sounds coming from your parents bedroom! Can you say GROSS? I have never told anyone about this and I never will.
Okay...Let's change the subject before I completely make you sick. My name is Sakura Haruno and I have long pink hair ( mid back) and sea green eyes. I'm currently 14 and my birthdays on March 28th. I have my moms porcelien skin and my dads short temper. Everyone says I've got my moms looks but I have failed to see this.
My best friends or girl friends ( close friends that just happen to be girls) are Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuuga, and Tenten ?...What is Tentens last name? Anyways they said they've seen guys checkin' me out all the time but I highly dout that. I mean come on. Who would want to date me? I have a huge forehead and I'm a total klutz. Even Ino says I have a huge head! Just yesterday when I went to the ramen shop she says a blonde guy was checkin' me out! HUGE forehead! HELLO?
Well, tommorrow is my first day of highschool as a freshmen. I can't wait! BUT, knowing me I'll probably spill my lunch on the schools meanest, richest, most popular cheerleader in all of Kohona High. Yay for me! I better bet some sleep or I'll look like a zombie with bed head...Or my mom after a night of Noah's ark in the bedroom...
Sakura Haruno
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Sasuke's pov
Journal,
Ok, let's get one thing straight. If you read this I'll kill you. If your name's Itachi, I'll kill you. If you have blonde hair, wear an orange jumpsuit, and love ramen, I'll kill you. Any questions. No, Good.
My name's Sasuke Uchiha. Not Sasuke-kun
I hate Itachi, Naruto, and sex- crazed fan-girls. I love nothing, my hobbie is training, my goal is to kill my brother and my dreams are none of your buisness.
In case your wondering I don't like you. You are the reason I have to do this.You are the reason I have to spend precious time wasted because, I have to write in this dumb thing when I could be training! But no... I have to write about my day for a whole freakin' school year so I won't fail. Thanks alot Kakashi, thanks a whole lot. By the way, if your late tommorrow, for the first day of school I'll shove your Icha Icha paradise so far up you ass you won't able to shit straight! Man, you one sucky english teacher..
BUT...
If your name's Itachi and your from the Uchiha clan I have a message for you : DIE!!!!!! Crawl back into the hell hole you came from and stop screwing up my life! What did I do to deserve such a low life brother?!?! I'm sick of even thing about you. I'm going to train so I can kill you faster.
Sasuke Uchiha
P.s. - Itachi, stop leaving dead bodies in the freezer! It scares the crap out of me when I go to get a fugde pop...
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Naruto's pov
Journal,
Hey!!!!!! Guess what Kakashi-sensei!?!?! Your my English teacher this year!!!!! Believe it! Can you tell Iruka-sensei I said hi? Anyways, guess what else!!!
I saw this girl at the ramen shop the other dayand she was HOT!!! She had long pink hair and the purest emerald eyes I've ever seen! I think I'm in love, Kakashi-sensei!!! She was 10x better looking than any girls in those perverted books you read!!! I think I heard Ino call her Sakaru or something. I'll ask her tommorrow.
Man, I cant wait for tommorrow!! I'm going to burst with excietment!!!! What if I see the same girl tommorrow?!?! wHAT IF SHE ASKS ME OUT!!! What if we get married!!! Man I can't wait! BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!
Naruto Uzamaki
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Itachi's pov
Journal,
My name is Itachi Uchiha I'm 18 and currently a member of Akatsuki. I have black hair and could kill you if I wanted to, but your not worth my time. I think this whole 'Journal' thing is completely idiotic, but I suppose to my foolish little emo brother, it's his dream come true. Gay Little Emo Bastard...
I hate everything, love nothing, and if you try to get in my way, you will be killed. You have been warned.
Itachi Uchiha
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So, there it is!!! How do you like it?! Hate, love, It's okay? Review and tell me!!!!! PLEASE!!!! The more reviews the faster I'll update. BUT! I can be very lazy so without motivation so I might not update every week. Review and tell me what you want in the story! I'll probable update on either Mondays, Wensdays, or Fridays depending on my schedule and reviews. Thanx!
Ja ne for now
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