Disclaimer: Do not own them.

Title: Peanut Butter

Summary: Jou has some fun annoying Seto. SetoJou

Warnings: Yaoi Cussing PWP (Kinda) OOC

Couple: SetoJounouchi

Written By: Shino

Inspired By: . . . A ZaDR I'm writing on. ;;

Comments: It's been a while since I've written any Yu-Gi-Oh related things. I almost miss it.

Noise- is, well, a noise in the story.

Lyrics (centered) – people in story are listening/can hear it.

Lyrics (centered) - put in for my amusement. (AKA, they cannot hear it)

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Peanut Butter

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"So." The word was drawn out and the blond speaking was rocking back and forth on a very cluttered and paper covered desk. "Your telling me that the Peanut Butter I've been eating for the past, oh I'll say, week or so might have Salmonella?" He leaned forward, hands between his knees, gripping the edge of the wood. "Is it contagious? Cause if it is you probably have it to, Seto." He waved a finger at the brunette, who was avidly trying to ignore him in favor of his work.

"Hopefully." The answer was vague, which wasn't uncommon for the teen, but it was going to start another string of question and he really didn't want to deal with it. "Jounouchi." the name had the blond looking at him. "Unless your going to let me have you against the desk, leave. I need to work." Seto tried not to smirk when the blond blushed.

"Teme," Jounouchi muttered but didn't make a move to leave, just quieted down for a moment. About three papers later he spook again. "Were you saying 'hopefully' to my might having Salmonella? Or to it being contagious?" he rocked his long legs back in forth, turning away from the slightly irritated teen.

"Either or." Another incomplete answer but he was busy, and not a man of many words to begin with. Silence, thankfully, followed and he was able to finish another eight paper before the blond interrupted his work.

"Fine. Let's have sex." Jounouchi said it bluntly and looked directly at Seto, completely serious.

Seto paused, hand slowing considerably, stopping halfway through writing his signature. "What?"

Jounouchi sighed. "I want you now." A paused and he reached up with one hand and tapped his chin. "Erm, me love you long time?" He smiled, the hand that had been tapped his chin dropped back. "You know you wanna."

Seto hesitated a moment longer before sighing. "Whatever."

With one fluid movement all his paper scattered and he had jerked the teen down, pressing their lips together in a hungry kiss.

Jounouchi smiled into the kiss.

Jou: 12

Paperwork: 0

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Lawl. Seto is rather OOC but wutevah, I'm more interested in having Zimmeh and Diblet bing in chara.

So, so luverlee.

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