A/N: PLEASE READ! Don't keep scrolling I see you! Haha…Just kidding. As you can see it's under reconstruction, so I will basically be merging chapter and making slight changes. Like I said, I'm a little nervous about the updates being quick since I have college to worry about. But I need feedback and encouragement. So even if it's a guest review please just click that tiny button at the bottom and tell me how I did. Now the first couple of chapters are pure humor and the captains fooling around a bit because I want to introduce the new captains and all the other characters. A lot of changes had to be made to the Gotei 13 so please bear with me. If anyone is confused, please let me know and I'll clear it up! Also there will be lemons but this story has to push slowly so all you readers can comfortable with the changes. Thank you.
Chapter One
"Matsumoto!"
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"Matsumoto!"
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"Matsumoto! Arg- Where is the big breasted idiot!?"
"Umm… Rangiku-san? Shouldn't you go see what Toshiro-chan needs? Its sounds important." Orihime asked from behind her desk, pausing in her writing. She glanced up at her busty companion who sat across from a half-naked Izuru. Rangiku watched Izuru lazily as he openly eyed her cleavage, blood dripping out his nose and staining the carpet as he drank out of his cup never breaking eye contact her breasts. Her eyes instantly lit up when Orihime spoke. She jumped up disappointing Izuru as she poured sake in an empty cup.
Walking over to Orihime she grinned at her, "Nonsense Orihime-chan! Here have a drink! Put the boring paper work away now! Let's gossip for a bit eh? It's not every day we get talk to each other! It's so busy around here lately!" She slammed the cup full of sake on the younger women desk, half a cup since most of it spilled on the desk, staining the cherry wood. Brushing the innocent plush bunny off the edge of the desk the half drunken Rangiku sat on the desk and continued rambling. Orihime hurried to pick up the white and orange bunny. Bending down and retrieving the plush bunny she herd Izuru intake a sharp breath before muttering "Sweet mother of all that's holy." She stood turning idly to Izuru, who covered his nose and then proceeded to dust off the imaginary dirt.
She smiled at expectant blonde sitting on her table. "I'm sorry Rangiku-san, I can't drink right now. I have to finish writing my captain's report for the meeting this evening. Don't you have to help Toshiro-chan write his too? "She asked as placed the bunny lovingly back on her desk." Hmm…Don't worry about that Hun! ... Err... Erm… Where did you get that rabbit from? I saw one in Captain Soi Fon's office earlier. Is it some sort of trend? I want one!" She whined pointing to the innocent rabbit. Orihime giggled as last night's memories came rushing back.
"I think this is the last of it Captain Inoue," a strict Nanao said placing a large box inside the cabinet below the sink. 'He'll never find them here.' She smirked pushing up her glasses. She turned around glancing at the fourth division captain who stood next her.
"Oh, that's it? Okay Nanao-san… So umm, why are you hiding all the sake from Captain Kyoraku? Is something wrong?" She asked worriedly.
"Oh no, everything is fine; it's just that tomorrow is the captain's meeting and I need the fool to sober up enough to actually write a report." She blushed as she tried to keep her eyes on the female captain's face and not her breasts. 'God her breasts are huge.' She thought. It wasn't like Nanao to bat for the other team. It's just… her breasts were small, probably the smallest in the entire Soul Society besides Soi Fon's. But Soi Fon had an excuse to have such small breasts: she was short, small, and petite. Nanao was fit, but definitely not as slender as the Captain of the stealth force. There was no reason for her breasts to be so small. 'Oh boy, and Rangiku's' she frowned. She just loved flashing her breasts all over the Sereitei. She didn't bother closing her top up. Just leaving her boobs open for people to gawk at. 'How crude,' she pushed her glasses up again. But she held a little bit of respect for Orihime. At least her breasts weren't on display. She looked down at the captain's cleavage. 'Well, not much.'
Orihime was probably the most easy-going captain out of the entire Gotei. She was always smiling and laughing. Nanao thought she wasn't fit to be a captain at all. She even went as far as to question Captain Kyoraku how she became a captain. He sobered up immediately and stared off into before telling her in a serious expression. "That woman's zanpakto is no joke lil' Nanao…Do not doubt her position." Then he turned back to her and grinned. And it pissed her off on some level, because he called Rangiku and Orihime women and still referred to her as little Nanao. She was a woman too dammit. Frowning she looked backed into the captain's eyes. Her grey eyes sparkled. The beauty of the Sereitei, as Ikkaku and Yumichika often referred to her as, along with the rest of the eleventh division. She almost rolled her eyes. She didn't hate Orihime. But she wasn't her favorite person to be around along with Rangiku.
"Nanao-san."
Nanao straightened. 'Could she read my mind or something?' she thought stiffening at her serious tone. Before she could apologize, a ridiculous and obnoxious voice sang out behind the door.
"Orihimeeeeeeee!" a drunken voice called out again followed by rapid foot step. A loud bang resounded through the room and Nanao grabbed the hilt of her zanpakto, waiting for the smoke to clear so she could see what idiot had the audacity to barge in on them like this. She looked back at the busty woman who merely clapped her hands happily 'She's nuts.' She thought looking back at the smoke as a figure appeared.
The smoke cleared and Nanao couldn't believe her eyes. There stood Rukia Kuchiki grinning. A light blush adoring her cheeks as she had a back slung over a shoulder. "Hey there Orihime-chan!" she bowed before pointing to the door she promptly kicked off the hinges a few seconds ago. "Epic entrance –hic-huh?" she asked striking a weird pose. Nanao relaxed before glancing at Orihime awaiting her punishment for such a drunken act. The red-haired girl laughed and clapped again stating, "Yes! I loved it Rukia-chan!" she grinned." Thanks- hic- umm, why am I here a-again?" the young Kuchiki scratched her head before looking at the bunny in her hand. "Oh! Yes! Here, take this!" she yelled shoving her hand into the backpack she produced a small white bunny. Handing it to the giggling Captain she raised an eyebrow in Nanao's direction. "Who-hic-who the hell is you?" She asked walking towards her.
Nanao finally recovered from shock. A Kuchiki committing such an act! She had to report this to Head Captain Yamamoto. "Kuchiki-san I-"She stopped as Rukia started sniffing her. 'Completely inappropriate!' she bristled turning to Orihime for help. But Orihime was too busy squeezing the plush toy.
"Chappy." It squeaked.
"Ermm…Rukia-chan, what is this?" she asked. Rukia stopped her sniffing. "It's a Chappy toy duh! Take it! All the captains have one except-hic- except…Ichigo! Oh, I forgot to give 'im one! O-Off To Ichigo's office!" her loud singing was cut by loud stomping and another loud voice.
"Oi! There you are!"
A strong tattooed arm lifted the drunken woman off the floor like she weighed nothing more than a feather. Nanao watched, disgusted, as Renji rested Rukia on his shoulder before looking up at Orihime. "Sorry 'bout this Orihime! I got 'er." Renji said sighing at his wife as she beat her tiny fists against her back yelling "You stupid red haired Ape! Let me down so I can kick your ass right here, right now!" Nanao looked at Orihime. Surely she would be upset now? 'No apparently not' she thought as she watched a smile stretch across her face. "No problem Renji-kun! I just hope she'll be okay in the morning." She waved to him. Renji rolled his eyes as he walked to the door holding his wife like a sack of potatoes on his back he waved behind him. "Ja!"
She frowned at Orihime who continued to smile after the married couple exited the office. Nanao stared in disbelief as Orihime placed the chappy toy on top of her desk. Deciding she had seen more than enough she bowed her head and said good bye before leaving. She will never understand the fourth division captain.
"Hellooo! Orihime!" A hand waved in front of her. "Mmm?" she answered. "Where did you get the rabbit?"
-Bam-
Her office door -which had been put back on the hinges by Ikkaku a few weeks ago- flew open. She sighed. Her report would never be finished in time for the captains meeting this afternoon. "Rangiku! I've been looking for you for over an hour! Where's your report!?" An angry Toshiro grabbed onto the taller woman's necklace, dragging her off the desk and to eye level." This is not happy hour! We have work to do." The shorter man said in a stern voice. Rangiku's eyes widened as she was whisked off into the hallway
"Oh! Toshiro- kun! Re-"
His white hair glinted in the dim hallway light as he turned around. An angry blush on his cheeks
"It's Captain Hitsugaya! How many times must I tell you?"
Orihime bristled "I have to-"
"See you tomorrow Orihime-channnn-Oof!"
And with that her office door slammed shut. The walls shook with force. Sighing once again Orihime cleaned the spilled sake and sat back in her chair. "Where was I?" She thought out loud, grasping her pencil and looking for her mid-sentence.
"Goddammit!" This time her door did fly off the hinges, whizzing past her as it lodged itself into her wall. Orihime almost cringed. She would have to call Ikkaku again. Surprising her, Soi Fon entered. "What the hell? Ever since you moved in here it's been nothing but foolishness going on every three seconds! Does it ever stop?" Orihime's eyes rested on Soi Fon's dark blue eyes which shined with anger and frustration. "Ano… I'm sorry Captain Soi Fon, squad four's barracks are almost finished repairing. I'll be out of your hair as soon as they're done." She mock saluted. Soi Fon regained her composer. Frowning at herself for losing control like that she grabbed Izuru by his head, "Come 'er." She frowned dragging him out the office.
Orihime has been captain of squad four for half a year now, but a little over a month ago, her barracks had been blown up by the shinigami women's association member: Nemu. Using one of Yachiru's underground tunnels, she had snuck a giant C4 explosive inside. Mayuri was out to get her for some odd reason. He had an odd fascination with her and wanted to dissect her ever since she had become a captain. He claimed it would be 'useful' research. He always sent Nemu to do his dirty work. But of course when the bomb had blown up and completely annihilated squad fours barracks, Orihime made it out without a scratch. While Nemu laid under a pile of rubble, sacrificing herself for her father's research. Isane had suffered minor burns but nothing too harsh. After the explosion Mayuri had appeared and dragged out Nemu's puppet-like body before muttering along the lines like "Useless girl," and disappearing with her.
Four days later, once Nemu had recovered, she went to Orihime saying that she was sorry and was merely following her captain's orders. Orihime had smiled and stated it was fine because no one got hurt. Of course, Nemu had tried several times prior, to capture her and had failed on every attempt. But never had she blown up the entire barracks. And that why Orihime ended up staying with Soi Fon.
Soi Fon stopped a member of her squad before idly throwing a half-naked Izuru into his hands and barking an order. "Make sure you take him straight to his captain. Just like this." She shut the door to her office closed deep in thought.
Soi Fon had wanted to protest and argue when the Head Captain decided the bubbly female had to stay with her, but she had wisely kept her mouth shut. Now she wished she had fought tooth and nail against the decision. She didn't think the red head would have so many goddamn visitors, EVERYDAY. Orihime's office she quickly learned; was a hangout spot for all squad members. It was outrageous how much drama went down in one office. How on earth did she get any work done? Between the drunks entering her office, the half-naked men, and the visits from Ichigo, it seemed impossible!
Ichigo
The dark haired girl blushed. She didn't like him or anything but what they did in that office was…'Hot' she thought. They made love -no- fucked in that office like it was the last time they would see each other. She had heard them before. It was so strange because she never barged in and told them to take it elsewhere or stopped Ichigo from entering, because it turned her on to hear them going at it. In a sick twisted way, she liked hearing Orihime moaning and groaning. She had leaned many things upon hearing them fuck. For one, Ichigo had stamina. His visits lasted hours. She blushed shaking the thoughts out her head.
But the stealth force captain respected Orihime…for many things, her special healing abilities, her determination, her strength, and her incredible zanpakto, and the fact that no matter what she got her job done. No matter what. She took being a captain seriously. Locking the door behind her, she smirked. 'Captain Inoue and captain Kurosaki eh?' she smirked, 'Who would of thought?'
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"Ahh" Orihime stretched her hands into the air arching her back off the seat and throwing her head back. She smiled, finally completing her report. 'I wonder if Ichigo-kun is finished with his report yet?' she thought before rising from her chair. Shuffling her captain robe on from the back her chair, where she had placed it. She never wore it unless necessary. It was heavy and way too big for her. They never made custom robes for new captains; they simply gave the new captains the old robe. Unless the robe was destroyed a new one would never be made. 'How did Unohana-san fight in this thing?' she thought as she placed her written documents and reports inside a black folder. Snapping it shut she locked her office door before beginning her walk to Ichigo's barracks.
Recently there had been more hollow attacks in a small area off of Karakura town. Kurumadani, the guardian of Karakura town, had reported strange things happening. She didn't know the details, but it must be serious because squad twelve was called into the situation. Also, Kensei Muguruma, captain of squad nine, was investigating the unusual attacks. His team's orders were to secure the area until squad twelve finished collecting their samples. Her squad was put onto the roster as well for this investigation, which was why she sent Isane. Isane hadn't return yet, but she knew she would be fine. Her lieutenant was more than capable in handling herself, and she had confidence the tall woman. Although Isane was insecure about her body, she was not insecure in the least about her ability to fight. And Orihime loved that about her.
Orihime smiled sadly, when she was made captain she had wished to be very close to all her squad members, but it hadn't work. While they all respected her and followed her orders she still hasn't established the same relationship they had with Unohana, only with Isane and Hanataro. She frowned, where was the nervous boy? She hadn't seen him a few weeks since the incident with Ichigo. She shifted her zanpakto on her back nervously. Ichigo decided to pay a visit to her office one night and things had gotten...heated. She was late coming home because she was reading up on all the reports Isane gave her that morning, and Ichigo wasn't there to help her go through them but distract her. She must have forgotten to give Hanataro something because he walked in on them. He stood there shell shocked for several seconds staring before Ichigo threw his captain's robe over her naked body and started yelling. He had gasped, squeaked out a hasty apology and slammed the door before running off. She blushed. 'Maybe I should go see if he's okay...Ichigo had yelled pretty loudly, and had probably scared him,' she brushed a stray strand of hair behind her hair.
Ever since she became captain she rarely wore her hair down, always opting to keep it up in a high ponytail. She looked more serious that way, or that's what Soi Fon had told her. Also it reminded her less of her brother. The hair pins she had grown to love so much disappeared after her tragic death. They were gone, but her healing abilities remained. She fingered the flowed pattern on her wrists. They were the only reminders that she had ever had the hair pins. All of the fairy-like beings were there; Hinagiku, Baigon and Lily, her shielding fairies; Ayame and Shuno her healing fairies .But Tsubaki. He was gone. She had burst out into tears when she had found out. She and everyone else wondered what happed to the feisty guy. No one knew, but that didn't stop her from searching into it. No information was there on what could have possibly happened to him. She often wondered if he was her zanpakto but the idea quickly died. She already met her zonpakto. A beautiful tall woman with a calm and caring nature. In battle she was proven to be excellent in every way. Quick to obey her comands and loyal in every way. Also protective. She smiled, like a mother cub. Like a mother she never had. Shizen Kakushi Hana Hibiscus. Natures hidden flower.
Hibucus transformed in her shikai form. She was the shape of one sword but it was three dimensional. Almost like a diamond and the entire sword got longer. The same height from the floor to the underside of her breasts. Orihime preferred to fight in the dual wield style of its original form. Like Kenpachi she wasn't good at weilding a zonpakto with both. But he was right it did make it stronger.
Head Captain trained her to uncover her bankai. Which brought her to the seal. She eyed her feet as she turned the hall getting closer to squad eight's barracks. Head captain had deemed her banki completely off limits around the exact time he offered her Captain's position. He claimed that she was able to control such immese power yet, and they would have to seal off her bankai in order to protect herself and others around her. Orihime didn't remember it all clearly. Only bits and pieces of the training session.
Captain Komomura had restrained her and the Head Captain was secured in squad four's barracks where all his injuries were taken care of. She had woken up chained, all her spirt energy drained and Tetsuzaemon had filled her in on everything. She was there for three days. And she felt like an animal that deserved to die. Ichigo wasn't allowed to see her, and she had heard he had been restrained as well by Byakuya and Renji. Everyone was sure she would be sent to death, but when Head Captain recovered he stated her Bankai was remarkable and unlike any other. So he signed her over to squad four as their captain.
Everyone was shocked and some captains even asked if he had lost his mind. But that had been his desison and no one was to question it. After Tetsuzaemon told her the news she had ran to him and told him she was unfit for the position and deserved to die, but he had hit her over the head and told her to stand up and be proud. She was a captain now. She sighed. Yamamoto was a strange one indeed. Isane told her there was a long scar in the center of his chest and she was surprised he was able to even be alive. Orihime had a peak at it sometime, but never caught sight of the full scar. Sometimes she often tried to remember the battle. But she would only get a few flickers of the past, before an immense headache began taken over. She even went as far as to ask Hibiscus. But all she ever got was silence.
Turning down another hall she saw Byakuya and Rukia Kuchiki side-by-side. She waved and smiled at them both. She was happy for Rukia; she was married to Renji, made lieutenant of her brother's squad and had two beautiful children. Hikaru and Kaoru were two red-head boys. Hikaru was loud, feisty, and untamable. His brother Karou was the opposite and often reminded her of Byakuya. She was not surprised in the least as both of the Kuchikis walked right past her. Not a smile, a nod or even the slightess indication that they had heard her. She knew it wasn't personal, so it didnt bother her in the least. Byakuya was naturally cold like that, but Rukia wasn't that type of person, she simply acted that way when she was around Byakuya. She understood that but it didn't stop her from waving to them anytime she saw them. Orihime shook her head of the thoughts as she eyed her destination: Squad eight's captain's office.
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Ichigo resisted the urge to slam his head into his desk as Hikaru ran in circles around him yelling on the top of his lungs, "Strawberry-oji! Straberry-oji!" He sighed 'What the hell?' he thought rolling his eyes as the red-headed boy jumped on his desk before yelling "Captain Strawberry, Lieutenant Hikaru Abarai reporting for duty!"
"Haha! That's my boy!" Renji yelled laughing as he propped his feet on the couch near the window. Karu moved avoid his father's overly large feet. He peaked under the desk at his uncle, annoyed. 'Clearly he's not the only one,' he frowned watching as his uncle's eye brow twitched. His brother jumped off the desk doing a back flip before landing on his feet. "Too slow Berry-oji! Too slow!" He rolled his eyes. Was he the only mature male in this office? His father didn't take being a Lieutenant seriously and his brother was dishonoring the Abarai name. And his uncle...well his uncle was an idiot. He sighed, what's with the madness that went on in the office daily? How did his uncle become a captain? He wished he had stayed with his mother. But she was childish when she wanted to be too. Maybe his uncle Byakuya would train him when he got back. Why did the leave him here with these fools? Did he want him to become as foolish as his little brother as well? This was nonsense!
"Captain Kurosaki-Kunnn!" He watched as his uncle rolled his eyes again. "Come in Orihime," he said picking up his pencil and attempting to ignore Hikaru who had sat on top of his head playing with his wild orange hair. It had grown longer. 'Is he not going to cut it?' He frowned looking over to the mass of red hair on his father's head. His sharp blue eyes watched as the door opened to reveal his obasan. She smiled like she always did before slipping off her captain's robes and zanpakto. She placed them on the other couch opposite of himself and Renji. He watched the two weapons clatter onto the black leather couch. The handle was orange, and the hilt was shaped like two crescent moons facing opposite each other. The swords were beautiful, but dangerous. He heard the rumors...He heard what her bankai was. His mother and Byakuya talked about it, from the information he gathered, she looked like a different person. Her hair turned a darker shade of red and Hamaka pants were short and the Shihakushō all together changed. The tabi she wore on her feet were taller up to her mid-thigh. And her zanpakto, he shuddered-
"Hikaru-kun! Karu-kun!"
He couldn't breathe. He gasped, grasping onto her haori, gripping for dear life. What the hell? Her breasts, they were killing him. He could hear his brother giggling, laughing out loud and from what he could feel...Having a nose bleed. 'What a damn pervert?' He frowned. He tried to talk but she squeezed harder. Now his feet barely touched the floor. 'Damn...Dad, do something?!' he thought frantically. This was getting out of hand quickly. Then she released them. He gasped coughing, never valuing air as much as he did now. A cool hand bushed his red bangs back, her hand. "Oh my...Are you sick Karu-kun? You're really red," she asked. He slapped her hand off his forehead. "You almost killed me, baka!" He yelled. "Oi! Have some respect for Aunt Orihime!" He herd his dad yell watching his twin bob his head up and down in agreement. Orihime's eyes widened, realizing her mistake almost immediately. "Oh! My breasts!" She palmed them, "I'm sorry Hikaru-kun, Karu-kun! Aunty didn't know! Sorry!" she panicked. He saw his dad's, and uncle's faces heat up as well as his brother's. 'Seriously' he thought.
He waved his hand. "Gomen Orihime-oba, it's fine..." He said. "Yup! Yup!" Hikaru bobbed his head again. He turned to the door as it swung open again. 'This weirdo again,' Hikaru rolled his eyes. 'Does it ever stop?'
"Did I hear Orihime?" His blonde hair flowed behind him as his face lit up upon seeing her crouched form. "Orihime-channnn! You came to see me!" Shinji's eyes sparkled as he made a bee line to her. Standing from her crouched form she opened her arms preparing to give the pervert a hug. A swift kick had the girly looking male sailing to the other end of room. Ichigo stood, his foot raised.
"Okay...This has gotta stop now," the tall male stated. "Alright...Get the hell out Renji." he ordered. "What? What did I do?" Renji said standing. "Nothing, that's why you need to leave," Renji frowned eyeing Orihime for a second before grabbing both his twins and walking to the door. " Captain's meeting starts less than an hour. So you might wanna make it a quickie carrot top," he said idly carrying the twins. Ichigo said nothing as his eyebrow twitched once again.
With his arm wrapped around her waist, he glanced down at his red-headed princess. "I missed you." she whispered into his chest. He yawned before patting her head and wrapping the other hand around the small of her back. She smiled. Here is where she felt safe, in her husband's arms. She giggled, 'My strawberry protector.' she smiled as his scent surrounding her, encasing her. 'Maybe he just took a shower.' she snuggled into him. "What's so funny Hime?" she felt the vibration on the side of her face.
"Nothing." She looked up resting her chin on his chest as she looked into his chocolate brown eyes.
"Umm... Uh... Err... Awkward." Ichigo lazily turned his eyes to the intruder. "Shinji do you need something?" he drawled smirking. Shinji frowned. 'Bastard...' he thought. 'Ever since the idiot married my princess he thinks he's a king.' He frowned. He was about to answer Ichigo when the door peaked open and his lieutenant entered. "Captain H-Hirako. The meeting will begin shortly...You might want to head over before your late." Momo said timidly. Her face flushed when she turned to the other two captains in the room. "Good afternoon Captain Kurosaki and Captain Inoue-" A loud groan of frustration cut her off.
"Are you sure everyone still has to use your last name? We're married!" The tallest man said.
"It would confuse people, Ichigo-kun...That's why." She smiled kissing his cheek. He growled at her. "I'm your still your Kurosaki though mmm?" she whispered into his ear. He pulled her flush against his chest.
"Damn right you are."
"Okay Momo, let's leave before I hurl all over these two in disgust," Shinji spat. "Bye princess!" he waved before grabbing a now blushing Momo and ushering her to the door. It was no secret Momo had feelings for Shinji. But...He didn't feel the same about her. He grinned, 'It still is fun to tease her though,' he thought before closing the door behind him.
"Come on Ichigo-kun...We don't want be late." Orihime said pulling out of his grasp and propping herself onto his desk. She swung her feet. " What were you writing?" she asked eyeing his behind as he bent to pick up some toy Hikaru left on the floor. She licked her lips as she eyed him. "Oh just some stuff Renji brought in." he said standing back up to his full height. Orihime turned her head before he caught her ogling him. He moved back over to his desk throwing the toy into the draws. She yelped as he swatted her behind. "Off." he ordered sternly. She jumped off his precious desk landing gracefully on her feet. She mock saluted him, "Hai!" she said, "Where should I sit Captain Kurosaki?" Ichigo grinned falling back on his chair he patted his lap. "Right here princess." Instantly the smile on her face was replace with a pout. "Ichigo-kun...We have to go."
Ichigo grinned "Renji said to make it a quickie right?"