Chapter 1

A/N: HI! Um...I don't really know what to say. Well, you know it's sasutennejisaku, the demented love...square. Well...enjoy.

"Sasuke-kun! You always wanted to go out on days, why not this time? You're acting strange!" said Sakura. She ran towards him with full speed and grabbed his arm.

"What are hell are you talking about?What other dates? You're talking crazy!"replied the cold-hearted boy, trying to shake Sakura off.

'Heh heh, that's right, he doesn't remember. I did give him sake all the other times before asking him out. I knew I forgot something,' thought Sakura.

"But you said...no it's stupid.."she said.

"Yeah, it probably is..."

"That you would marry me!"she screamed.

"HUH? When!?"

"When we were younger..."

-flashback-

"Ah!"screamed little Sasuke. He was running away from another group of Sasuke obsessed girls. But when he went across the field, he bumped into a pink haired girl.

"Eh, they're spreading!"

"Kukukukuku,"she giggled, then bursted out laughing,"haha just kidding, I'm not gonna chase you. In the matter of fact, I'm here to help you!"

"You are? Pinky swear?"he said.

"Pinky swear, in one condition, make me your bride when we're older!"

"Okay, okay, just make them leave! They're getting closer!"he said, as he ran away. Of course, he still didn't know what he had agreed on.

"Hey look! Shika-san and Chouji are making out!"exclaimed Sakura. They looked in the direction she was pointing to. Shikamaru was sleeping and Chouji was eating...as usual. They had been tricked! Sakura will meet death when they catch up to Sasuke. They turned, but both of them were nowhere to be seen.

"Lalalalalalalala,"hummed Sakura, skipping towards Ino, "Guess what! Sasuke's my future husband!"

"Pah! Yeah right!"snorted Ino.

"It's true, he said so himself!"

"Oh, Sakura...I gotta go...BYE!"

"...bye!"

' That twerp! Her lies make me sick!' thought Ino, stomping away.

- end of flashback-

"Oh, that's what I said yes to?"said Sasuke, dumbfounded.

"Yes!"

"...-sigh- follow me,"he said, as he dragged her into a nearby flower shop. In the matter of fact, the Yamanaka one. Dumdumduuuuummmm!

Sasuke squeezed Sakura's hand very tightly, yet she didn't care.

'He's going out with me without being drunk!' thought Sakura.

' They're going out!' thought Ino, with her face turning red as a tomato.

"One bushel of roses,"said Sasuke. Ino grabbed a bushel if roses and said, with her teeth making a unpleasant squeak, "They...are..on the...HOUSE!"

"Um..thanks..."he replied, and turned to Sakura, "Here, be happy, now this should cover it...no dating , no engagement ...in other words...we're "though!" Okay? Bye!"

"Uh...Sa-sas-uke..."said Sakura, seeing him walk away.

"What an emotionless jerk!"said Ino, trying to comfort Sakura.

'Oh, so he's available ...eh?' thought Ino.

What happens now? Will Sakura take revenge or just stay in tears forever? Is Ino gonna win Sasuke's heart, or will someone else? Is the word gonna spread that Sasuke is big, fat jerk? And will I ever stop asking YOU the questions? I am the author. Well R&R. Is it too much to ask for 3 to 5 reviews?...it depends on what mood I'm in.