THE REAL NO JOKE 100% TRUTHFUL REASON WHY GAARA IS CRAZY

A gaara and his cookies fanfic

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When Gaara was very young, around the age of 6, gaara was a very nice little boy who was always concerned for people's safety and had perfect manners. However the thing he loved most in the world was no killing and hurting in fact he hated those things no he loved……. COOKIES! Gaara loved his cookies and he made sure that there were always cookies in the house, yes he loved them enough to eat the cookies him and his family laid out for Santa which is exactly what he did, he did that twice then the rest of the family started leaving out the usual amount but hiding another plate of them some were in the same room using genjutsu. What's important is that one day Gaara got in trouble for accidentally pushing Temari and all the cookies in the house were thaken away and there were no cookies allowed anywhere on the property for a month(gaara pushed her by mistake but she nearly fell on a kunai) as the days past Gaara became more and more changed from this and this is the storrie of the month with no cookies!

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DAY ONE

Gaara was wandering around aimlessly just bored out of his skull, usually he would be eating cookies now but no they saw something wrong and no I'm going to die. Ok ok you can do this if you don't think about cookies.

"hey gaara c'meer I've got something for ya." Kankouro's voice could be heard from the second floor.

*sigh* I can do this just don't think and you'll be fine

DAY TWO

Bored hungry I want cookies

DAY THREE

Awwwwwwwwwwww I really want some cookies.

WEEK TWO DAY 11

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT COOKIES"

DAY 20

HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE I like cookies yes they really good but I can't remember their taste….. oh look a purple elephant.

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The kazekage learned his lesson cuz on the 25th day suna's size had been cut and half the population dead when gaara snapped and rampaged the town looking for…........................COOKIES

The kazekage shuddered he shouldn't' think of such horribly terrifying things