The Cause

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Kagome couldn't believe the situation that she was in. Her mother was right, keeping relationships simple is the key to a successful one. If she had kept it simple, she wouldn't have to be in this situation! Though a young maiden's heart is a complicated one… Of course, when Mrs. Higurashi found out that her daughter was dating TWO well known and successful lawyers, both agreeing to date her daughter at the same time, that thought had been tossed out the window until now.

She was currently sandwiched between two VERY naked men with herself equally as naked. They were previously enjoying themselves and having a good time. Sadly, good things all come to an end.

"Goddamn it Wright, you had the front last week!"

Kagome looked at the silver haired man to her right, who was currently holding her right arm in a death grip. Kagome let out a sigh. 'Honestly Edgy… It's not like letting go will kill you…'

"Objection! Although I had the front ONCE last week, you pushed me out of the way and I ended up with the back in the end! Don't think I don't remember!"

The man on her left side was also grabbing onto her arm as if he'd die if he let go. They were both getting closer and closer to each other, which meant they were practically squeezing the life out of poor Kagome as the argument got intense.

Edgeworth glared at Wright, his brain coming up with comebacks faster than he would in court.

"Well, I've known her longer! And besides! I'm closer to her, age-wise!"

Wright was no better, hands slamming on the bed.

"HOLD IT! We're both 24 and I'm only older than you by a month! Besides, I was the one who had sex with her first!"

Kagome felt her brow twitch in annoyance. She was fed up. Just as Edgeworth was about to retort Kagome pushed the two apart and screamed.

"Gah!!! Goddamn it you two!!! Why can't you guys share like REGULAR people?!?"

Wright was the first one to recover. "But Kagome… Regular people don't have threesomes or share like this…"

Edgeworth facepalmed when the words left Wright's lips.

"They can at least negotiate like adults and SHARE! That's it! NO SEX FOR A WEEK!"

The two men's jaws instantly dropped.

"But… Kagome!"

"Okay, a MONTH."

Kagome grabbed her clothes, exited their shared bedroom and slammed the door shut, leaving the two men naked, confused, and most of all, sexually frustrated.

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A/N: Threesome galore!!! Hey guys! It's been a while since I last posted anything and I apologize to anyone that actually cares. The issues with my grandmother are over and done with so I have more free time now. I've decided to post something that isn't just a chapter long!

This is just something that I came up with and I thought it was pretty fun. Although it isn't just going to be one chapter, it won't be many either. The chapters will probably short. Also, this had nothing to do with the Phoenix Wright oneshot I wrote a while back. AND the later chapters might get a little rated R.

I hope you enjoyed the beginning of this epic adventure and hope that you'll keep reading!