AN: I've never written a dialogue only fic so please tell me if I've done something wrong or it's hard to understand! I hope you enjoy!
Boredom Can Drive Anyone Crazy
"Oh… my God Sherlock, if you say that one more time I will castrate you with this butter knife."
"But Jooohn, I'm-"
"Don't say it!"
"-BORED!"
"God dammit! Okay fine, could you go find a case?"
"Don't be stupid John, there hasn't been anything more than a six for a month. Now stop making idiotic suggestions and entertain me!"
"Entertain you?! You're a bloody child, do you know that?"
"You've certainly endeavoured to drill that little fact into my brain, which-by the way- is rotting in its own putrid juices!"
"That's disgusting Sherlock!"
"We wouldn't even be having this argument if you hadn't chucked out all of my other 'disgusting' things!"
"There were going mouldy! It was unhygienic!"
"I was GROWING mould! It's supposed to be like that you colossal halfwit!"
"That's it Sherlock, if you're going to behave like a spoilt child you are going to be treated like one!"
"Where are you going? Hey, get back here you haven't found something for me to do yet! Dammit John I had been growing that mould for week-…what the hell is this?"
"Monopoly. You and I are going to play a quiet game of Monopoly. It's hard enough to keep even you occupied."
"You can't be serious."
"Oh I am. Sit down Sherlock Holmes."
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"The f*ck did you do Sherlock? I wasn't even gone for a minute. How can you have our flat up in flames in under a minute?"
"In my defence you had just taxed me £1,000 so I was especially cross."
"Where are we gonna stay while they're repairing the flat?"
"I'm sure Mycroft won't mind if we dipped into his savings. Oh fancy that, I already have his credit card."
"You glorious bastard."
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