Hello! In honor of stuff, I have decided to start a new story. This is the beginning of a story I wrote a LONG time ago. You know the drill, I don't own anything & love reviews.
On the Way to Tortuga
Jack Sparrow- (reads) Dear Captain Jack Sparrow; you have cordially been invited to spend a month with the newly reborn Admiral Norrington. The mystic Tia Dalma brought His Admiralness back to life, and he wishes to invite you to spend a lovely month with him and his friends on the Disney Cruise Ship. Please reply as soon as possible. Love and kisses, James Norrington.
The Pirates snicker
Elizabeth- Yes, James is a bit…hmmm…like the groovy hippies say, "Out of It".
Barbossa- Groovy Hippos?
Elizabeth- HIPPIES
Barbossa- (mutters) You're a hippo…
Jack bursts out laughing
Jack- Oooh, you better get some SPF, homeboy, cause you're about to get burned on his moon shine!
Elizabeth- I beg your pardon?
Jack- You're such a LOSER!
Elizabeth- NO! I AM NOT A LOSER!
Davy- Ohmygosh, I was watching Scooby Doo 2 the other day…
Jack- (making fun) Ohmygosh, and then, someone ate a fish, and you started crying!
Davy- What?
Jack- Your mom.
Will- Both of you, shut up. Anyways, Jack, what about Norrington's partay?
Jack- Partay?
Davy- Why do you have to be so mean?
Jack- (looks at Davy) You are a wacko nutcase.
Davy- Like your MOM.
Jack- NO, like YOUR mom.
Davy- Your mom.
Jack- Your mom.
Davy- NO! YOUR MOM!
Jack- Your FACE!
Davy- What?
Jack- Would you like some ice for that burrrnnnnn?
Davy- Well no. Actually, I would prefer some lukewarm water.
Jack- (stares) ..
Elizabeth- Okay…hahaha…um..
Will- Get your bags everyone! We're going on a cruise!
Jack- With your MOM!
Will- What?
Jack- We're going on a cruise.
Will- What about my mother?
Jack- I didn't say anything about your mother.
Will- Yes, you did.
Jack- No, I did not.
Davy- We should be writing this down to put on Fanfiction!
Everyone looks over at him.
Jack- Yes…I think I'll just go pack my bags…
Will- Me too..
Jack & Will leave.
Elizabeth- I think I'll follow them.
Elizabeth leaves.
Davy- I'm all lonely! That's not right dude!
Jack- (from upstairs) LIKE YOUR MOM!