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A/N: And a thankful shout out to Alaranth88 for being my Beta!!

Thanks Hun!! kisses!

Dear Diary,

Remus Lupin is back from the Hospital Wing, where he was sent after being chased by pink feathered pamphlets that followed him around, dive-bombing him like some kind of strange flying paper planes.

Sirius was very sorry and sympathetic, and has promised he would never do it again.

It was horrendous.

After making sure that Remus was alright Black decided to do a welcome back prank.

He tampered with the floo network, making sure that anyone who tried to use it was forced back out with pink Santa beards and technicolour hair, to see if he could get stone-faced Remus to laugh.

Oddly enough, Remus did not find it amusing.

And neither did I.

I'll tell you its hard enough to do my hair with out it being all the colours of the rainbow! AND BEARDS AREN'T SEXY!!!!

No matter how many times Andromeda tries to placate me.

And Sirius is still going on about trying to break the record of the most detentions. Him and James have been working on it all week.

Idiots.

You'd think they would have learned after Lily Evans had to be deflated from that whole snitch debacle.

James Potter has decided to try and further his relationship with Lily. He has attempted (and attempted being the objective word here) to ask her out on a date to Hogsmeade.

What followed was probably not what James had in mind.

And so, in front of a giggling Bellatrix, in the middle of Care of Magical Creatures class, he asked her.

Poor, poor James. Sometimes I feel truly sorry for him.

After she had finally calmed down and the fire had been put out, Professor Trinter asked James what 'going out with Ms Evans to Hogsmeade had anything to do with Hippogriffs and the Department of Beasts in the Ministry of Magic'.

James went bright red and told him he didn't know and then stood up the back next to Remus.

He was actually quiet for the whole lesson after that.

Well I've got to go.

Amelia and I are going to spy on James playing quidditch.

Kiss kiss

Bertha.

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