Love has it's funny edges too
Blimey Fred, what's that hideously green colored toffee?," Ron asked". "Ohh little brother, you still have much to learn", Fred replied. It seemed to be one of the puking pastilles to anyone who saw them, but they were love candies even more powerful than the love potion Ammoretinia. They were indeed, another masterpiece of the Fred and George joke shops. "By the way little red head how's the whole fling with your lovely Lavender going?" asked Fred." Well, it's all going great, I think I'm really going to fall for her. Who are those ugly boogies for Fred? " said Ron. "For our lovely little Hermione Granger. Ron, I never really knew her other side. She's young, charming, beautiful, intellectual, marvelous and ever other thing I would feel essential for the perfect girl." He had indeed, fallen head over heels for her. Who would ever wonder them together? "BLIMEY FRED, WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN'S CRAZIEST Y- FRONTS IS WRONG WITH YOU? HERMIONE? OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE?" said Ron with his face turning red. "Well, short stuff, if she didn't fall for you 'charming' personality, what makes you think she'll do the same for me?" Fred said calmly. And saying this, he took off without any sound.
