Survivor day 1

Team 1:
Serge (Chrono Cross)
Toad (X-Men)
Mulder (X-files)
Gene (Outlaw Star)
Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
Ustess (Courage the Cowardly Dog)

Team 2
Kid (Chrono Cross)
Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
Storm (X-Men)
Scully (X-Files)
Juni (Spy-Kids)
Jim (Outlaw Star)
Quetre (Gundam Wing)

Here are your announcers Link, Heero, Releena and Homer!
Link: Hello! I'm Link and here's my co-announcer Heero!
Heero: I'm going to kill you Link... and you Releena... And you Homer...
Homer: (BURP)
Releena: EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!! WHO STUCK ME WITH THIS FAT LOSER!!!!!!!!!
Link: How should I know... go ask the guy who made this show.
Releena: Take me to him.
Link: NO WAY ROYALTY-BUT!!!!!!
Releena: Guards!!!!!! (Guards come but Link attacks them with sword and they runaway like girls running to an N-sync concert)
Releena: (mumble)
Link: hehehehe....
Heero: I said I'm going to kill you!
Everyone except Homer: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Link: Okaaaay that's enough.... We need to get back to the show!
Releena: ...
Homer: (BURP)
Heero: I'm going to kill you!!!!
Link: okay. For team 1 we have Serge. This guy is trying defeat fate and battle a lot of enemies to do it.
Heero: Hmmmm?! Tell me more about this... Serge.
Link: Not now Heero! For our next contestant we have Toad. This is a slimy guy.
Homer: Ooooooo! Slimy?
Link: Now we have Mulder a UFO chaser from X-Files. He's one of the FBI so ya better not do anything bad.
Homer: UH OH!
Link: Next we have a trigger-happy outlaw named Gene.
Heero: Hey maybe this job isn't too bad!
Link: We also have Courage the Cowardly Dog!
Releena: A PUPPY!!!!! YES!!! Can I play with him after the show?
Link: No.
Releena: Guards! (No guards come)
Releena: HUH?!
Link: Not gonna work. Maybe you should get some new ones.
Releena: Maybe you should stick your head in a toilet!
Link: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
Releena: OH NO! Elf boy's coming over here, I better run.
Link: YOU BETTER! (Link jumps at Releena)
SMACK!
Link: God! What are your bones made out of? Lead?
Releena: Wouldn't you like to know?
Link: Anyways... our next suvivor is Solid Snake a Russian spy.
Heero: I LOVE THIS JOB!
Link: Our last contestant for team 1 is Ustess a wife-demanding husband. He also hates Courage.
Releena: (GASP)
Homer: Hmm!?
Heero: I'm still going to kill all of you!
Link: We know we know! Now will you shut up already!
Link: For Team 2 we have Kid, she helps Serge.
Link: We also have Inspector Gadget. I don't think he needs a description.
Homer: Gadget? Oooo.
Link: Releena? Take over from here I've got to get a drink of water.
Releena: WHAT???? MOI!!!!?????
Link: Yes.
Releena: Fine have your way lazy elf butt. Hmph!
Link: Whatever!
Releena: (talking and pouting at the same time) next is Storm from the X-Me... (cuts off) I don't get it if she's a girl why is she an X-Man.
Link (back from getting a drink of water): Get on with it!
Releena: HMPH! The next person is Scully who works with Mulder.
Link: I'll take over! You suck at announcing!
Releena: Excuse me you wanna get slapped again!?
Link: You wanna get that same hand you slapped me with get chopped off!?
Releena: RRRRRRRR....
Link: our next survivor is Juni a spy-kid.
Heero: Yuck...
Releena: A little kid spy! That's sooooo cute!
Heero: Put a sock in it Releena.
Releena: HEY!!!!!
Link: That's the smartest thing you've said today Heero!
Link: Next up is Jim, Gene's partner.
Heero: Hmm? (not as interested)
Link: Last but not least... well maybe he "is" least, is Quetre. He's a Gundam pilot like Heero.
Heero: I don't like him.
Link: Well... that's all the contestants... HUH?! What's this?! There are two special guests for each team. For team 1 there is Ranma. A guy that if he get splashed with cold water he turns into a girl. Weird.
Releena: EEEWWWWWW!
Link: For team 2 is an evil cactus that takes over peoples minds. He's from outlaw star.
Link: That's all the time we have for today. Tune in next time for Survivor Day 2!

PLZ REVIEW!!!!