Maskedpranks

You groaned.

The worst thing in the morning, was your curtains. Your baby pink curtains. You had decided that a long time ago. They didn't keep the light out at all, in fact you swore that they brought more light into the room, and that wasn't necessarily a good thing, no matter what those house selling TV shows told you.

You rolled around in bed, trying to pretend that you weren't wake. It because a habit of yours whenever it was summer (or when Sasori was talking in some cases) that you would pretend to be asleep, because the sun just rose TOO early. In the summer the sun rose at 4 am, that was just not on for you.

You sighed helplessly and threw the covers into some unknown corner of the room, you were never really particular about where things went and that usually resulted in your room look like a crash site.

Shrugging it off, you yawned and stretched in a cat like fashion before picking something out of the wardrobe to wear. You gazed at all the different dresses, tops and pants. You finally decided to pick a white sundress since it was warm outside, it was knee-length with golden thread sewn in the pattern of blooming flowers. It was by far you favorite dress, your mother had given it to you a couple of days before the Akatsuki had taken you, you missed your family of course, but you were just glad that they were safe.

After brushing your teeth and hair, you made your way into the kitchen for breakfast. It was pretty early, so you didn't expect many people to be up, well, except for Konan and Sasori, as they weren't really made of flesh and bone, so they didn't really need sleep. You poked your head round the corner to find the kitchen empty, apart from the gentle hum of the refrigerator. You made your self some toast and sat down, it wasn't long before you heard shouting in the distant hallways of the hideout. At least you could always rely on one person to be awake at this time.

"Sui-chan! Good morning! Tobi just tripped over one of Deidara-sempai's bombs and woken him up! Hide Tobi!" Tobi stumbled into the kitchen, panting heavily before hiding behind your chair.

It wasn't long before the shouts got nearer and clearer, you could readily bet that it was clearly Deidara that was shouting the obscenities at the early hours, probably waking up a fair number of the other members. Morning was always chaos in the Akatsuki base.

"Tobi! Where the fuck are you, un?!" Deidara roared as he dashed into the kitchen, he turned to you with a furious look on his face "Have you seen Tobi? I need to skin him alive, hmm!"

"He went outside, towards the forest" you lied innocently, taking a bite of your toast.

"Thanks, yeah"

You waited until he had left the base before bursting out laughing, Tobi also giggled, "Ne ~ I can't believe he fell for it!" you gasped.

"Hey, Sui-chan! Tobi is going to play a prank on Hidan-sempai, does Sui-chan want to help?" Tobi said hopefully.

"Actually Tobi I have to write a report of what happened on my last mission, maybe next time?" you dearly would have preferred to do the prank but Pein-sama was terrifying if you disobeyed him, with his piercing's and his flaming orange hair, he could easily pass off as a demon.

"Ah, okay then" Tobi let a little bit of disappointment trail in his voice, before leaving the kitchen.

You finished your toast and walked back to your bedroom, you had to drag your feet because now you felt terribly guilty for blowing Tobi off, even if was for work. You opened your door, it groaned before stopping with a squeak. Kakuzu was never one for repairing things, especially if it cost money. You sighed and walked over to your desk, getting to work.

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You grinned wearily. It took you a while but you had finally finished, you were almost ready to fall asleep on your desk, well, you would have if you couldn't hear Hidan screaming curses at the top of his voice outside your room, he was banging on the door violently.

You groaned as you got up from your desk and swung open the door, trying to look as sweet as possible despite your desire to slam the door in his face.

"Where the hell is he?!" Hidan shouted.

"Who?" you gritted your teeth, patience…slipping.

"Tobi for fucks sake!" Hidan growled, "He stole my fucking scythe!"

"I think I would know if he was here Hidan" you frowned, leaning against the doorway "are you even sure he came in here?"

Hidan paused for a moment to think "I guess he could have gone in his own fucking room…" he mumbled.

"Then check there before screaming in my face" you twitched before closing the door.

Honestly! Of all the rooms it had to be mine!

"Is Hidan-sempai gone yet?"

You twisted round in shock, and looked at the orange masked figure poking that was poking it's head from your wardrobe.

"Tobi?!" you almost screamed his name, but instead you lowed it down to a hoarse whisper.

"Tobi didn't know anywhere else to hide!" Tobi whined quietly, before beckoning you over to the wardrobe, he opened the door so you could climb in.

"Tobi! Hidan's going to go insane if he finds you in my room!" you whispered.

"Tobi will only stay here for a little while until Hidan-sempai's stopped shouting! Tobi is a good boy, Tobi won't get you in trouble, Sui-chan!" Tobi said desperately, there was little to no light in the wardrobe, but you could tell he would chop off his left arm to avoid Hidan.

"All right, do you want me to stay here too?" You asked, right now you were as willing as he was to go outside.

"If Sui-chan wouldn't mind…"

There was only silence for a while in the closet while you tried not to listen to Hidan cursing at Deidara which, inevitably, resulting in a lot of the members joining in and bellowing at each other. You glanced at Tobi whom seemed to be quite content with just sitting there. There was always something about Tobi, he was always so happy and carefree, it was surprising that he was even in the Akatsuki. In all his missions he had been reported to run away and even cry. So why was here, why did Pein-sama see it fit that he would be worthy of becoming a fully fledged member if he didn't complete his missions, Pein-sama just seemed to brush everyone's comment about him off, even-

"Why is Sui-chan looking at Tobi like that?" Concern was all you could fell from that sentence, you quickly looked away, blushing in embarrassment.

"Uhh, Tobi? What's under your mask?" You said curiously, it had always drove you insane how you never catch him without his mask on.

"Does Sui-chan want to see Tobi's face?" Tobi asked innocently, as if he didn't even wear a mask at all.

"Y-yeah"

"Okay then!" Tobi reached out towards his mask, and pulled it free from his face, your breath stuck in your throat when your saw his face, you examined every detail, every corner and eyelash.

"Like what you see?" You choked when you heard his voice, it wasn't his usually childish voice, but deeper, more adult like.

You blindly stared into his red eyes, they were nothing of what you expected, his face had a chiseled look and a certain sharpness to it. His eyes where captivating, and almost had a manipulative air around them, every time you wanted to say something, it simply slipped from you mind before you could tell him.

Without warning Tobi, if that was even his real name, leaning in towards you, and met your lips tenderly, you were too shocked to move, although you reacted when you felt sharp teeth bite down viciously on our bottom lip. You could feel the blush violently inhabiting you face as you yelped at the sudden absence of gentleness, giving him enough time to slip his tongue deviously inside your mouth, exploring every inch with expert detail. He licked the roof of your mouth lightly, making you giggle softly at the ticklish sensation. He placed his hand on your cheek lovingly before pulling away, you looked at him curiously.

"My real name is Madara Uchiwa, but you must keep this a secret" Madara smirked, placing his mask back on.

You nodded absentmindedly, and the wardrobe door was yanked open by a mentally insane looking Hidan.

"There you fucking are!"