Inu Yasha
The Magical Thong Chronicles!
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Okay, basically, I wrote this to make fun of In Yasha. I don't hate In Yasha, it's okay, but I found this when I was cleaning my room the other day, and found it hilarious. So, I wanted to share it with some In Yasha-obsessive fans, and see what the outcome would be. XD
Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi
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All right, so, here's the story. I are the Narrarator. I am learning the English. My English teacher learn me good. I speak the English. Now, I will speak you the story of In Your Washer: The Magical Thong Chronicles!
Director: CUT! Dammit, Gustaf, it's not In Your Washer! It's Inu Yasha! Get it right! Do you want your little kids to starve?
Narrarator: Oh, okay. Gustaf sorry. Gustaf correct hisself. Now, I speak you the story of Poke'mon: The Magical Thong Chronicles!
Director: Dammit- Ugh, okay... nevermind, close enough. ROLLING!
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So, we continue our tale of our band of heroes. The gang was resting by a small stream, and they were setting up camp. (Or, at least Kagome was, she does the work, like the little slave she is. 0 )
Sango was training elsewhere, not far away. She didn't want to get pwned by her own weapon again. Miroku was looking at a Play Boy magazine that Kagome brought to him from the future. Inu Yasha was- wait, we don't care what he's doing. And Shippo was helping Kagome.
Kagome: Hey, Miroku, what are you doing?
Miroku: I want to know what my Wind Tunnel looks like. Wow- wait- AUGGHHH!
Kagome: Oh no! Poor little me, what will I do! Someone help, come to my rescue! I don't want to break a nail saving him! INU YASHA, YOU STUD!
Inu Yasha: What is it?
Kagome: Miroku got stuck in his Wind Tunnel. Again. And, oh, Sigh I don't want to break a nail!
Inu Yasha: All right, muffin cakes, I'll get him out.
Sango comes out a nowhere.
Sango: What's up with Miroku? Is he looking at future porn again?
Kagome: He got stuck in his Wind Tunnel... again.
Miroku: It's pretty in here! It reminds me of a strip bar!
Sango: Wait, I know what to do. Okay, grab onto his legs, and pull.
Kagome: One, two... three. PULL!
They finally managed to get Miroku out of his Wind Tunnel.
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There's still more to come. I shall commence the torture in the next update. XD