Disclaimer!: I do NOT own Naruto…but OH GOD! If I did! WOW! there would be A LOT of Ninja Cows!
Caution!: beware! Lots of characters are highly OOC!!! Do be ready to be thrown from you seats going 'WTF???' But i use them anyway some times
Talking!:
'my lemonade is better than yours!'talking
'my lemonade is better than yours!' Cow talking
'my lemonade is better than yours!' Thinking
'my lemonade is better than yours!' Physic cow telepathy
'Title(s)
Enter the Ninja Cow!
It was a normal bright, clear, and sunny day in Konaha, the village hidden in the leaves, when all of a sudden…
'God Damn it Naruto!' Sasuke screeched jumping through Konaha after Naruto, who happens to be having a laughing fit so it seems like he's drunk. 'Get back here!!!'
Naruto had snuck over to Sasuke's house while he was sleeping and drew all over his face with a permanent black marker.
Everybody is starring and thinking 'Oh Gawd! They're INSANE!'
They were right…Sasuke and Naruto were insane. Well, Sasuke was insane, hyper to be exact. You see Kakashi had wanted to know what would happen to Sasuke when he got hyper, so he caught Sasuke as he was coming into training and dumped like 50 pixie stix down his throught.
Naruto stopped abruptly, Sasuke crashing into him after like 2 seconds, 'wh…what!?'
They were now just inside the gates of Konaha, and there was a new arrival.
'wow! she's cute!' thought Sasuke looking up at beautiful foreign girl just arriving at Konaha.
She walks over to wear Naruto still lay sprawled on the ground. '…Negh…!' Naruto grunts doing a pushup off the ground. He leaps up spins around in mid-air and shouts 'DOBE! Why'd you do that?'
Sasuke (now standing) just stares past him at the, woman with long, dark, purple hair. Naruto seems to notice this and spin around only to see someone standing behind him with orange eyes, and long purple hair that goes down to her waist.
She cocks her head to the side as if to say Nanda? Naruto…looking flustered, (and blushing) stands up straight, bows and says 'Gomenasi!'
'Hahahahahaha!' she breaks out in an uncontrollable laughing fit, directed at the two idiots covered in dirt (and marker) standing in front of her.
'I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!' Sasuke screems at her, unable to control the urge.
She just stands there and blinks. 'i…im…so…SORRY!' she says between little giggle fits. Than she takes a deep breath. Wich some how stops the giggles.
'I have one thing to say to you and one thing to ask you, first of all, You! Black hair, emo kid!' Sasuke looks started at this and blushes under the marker. 'you have black permanent marker all over your face!'
'LETS ALL TALK ABOUT THE MELECULAR STRUCKTURE OF SPARK PLUGS! WE SHOULD DO A TEST TO SEE IF A PIE CAN FIT IN ONE!' Sasuke screems at the top of his voice, now extremely embaressed, he disappeared out of sight. He had forgotten all about the marker on his face. Than he booked it back to his house to wash off the marker.
With Sasuke
'I must of sounded so stupid to her! Ugh!' thinks Sasuke as he washes off the marker.
Back With Naruto
'…Okay than…are you normal?' she asks Naruto.
'more normal than him anyway' motioning the direction Sasuke went with his head.
'true that, true that.' She answers nodding her head.
'…'
'…'
'so what wee you wondering?' Naruto asks her breaking the awkward silence.
'OH!' she says just remembering. 'I wanted to know if you two were a comedy duo!'
Naruto sweat drops, and sighs. 'No…but speaking of which, do you want me to show you around Konaha?'
'what does that have to do with comedy duo's?'
'Nothing. Why? Should it?'
'No…'
'Anyway! I'm Naruto Uzumaki! And I'm gunna be the Hokage some day!'
'where did this come from?'
'that was my introduction, I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I'm a leaf village Ninja.'
'oh…I'm not'
'that's great…' Naruto states trying not to sound to confused.
'anyway, I'm…' she was cut off by a huge bang coming from across the street.
It was Gaara, one of the shop owners had just told him he couldn't bring the giant sand gourd into his shop. Gaara was about to use his sand coffin jutsu, when the purple haired, orange eyed woman leaped from behind Naruto did a few flips and landed over to where Gaara and the shop keeper stood. She elbowed Gaara in the stomach at lighting speed, exclaimed 'SORRY FOR THIS!' to the shop keeper and kicked him in the stomach than ran around Naruto (she has Gaara under one arm), grabbing his wrist and saying 'come on!' than they booked it out of there like no tomorrow.
End: OOOOOOOOOOh! thats right! a clif hanger...hope you enjoy it! please send reviews this is my first story so sorry if it sucks donkeys for quarters DONT BE MEAN ABOUT IT!!!...but just so you know...I HOLD THE FLOWER OF THE UCHIWA PLANT!...you've been warned!!! haha..im a little hyper.
im haveing a thingy that you vote on kinda thing OK? so review with your answers...
should the new girls best friend be...
1.Sakura
2.Tenten
3.Temari
4.Naruto
5.Sasuke
6.Hinata
7.Gaara
or last but not least...
8.SHES A LONER!
now for the other one...would you like her to
A) have a boyfriend (tell me who it should be)
B)no boyfirend
C)she has a secret crush! (tell me who people tell me who...)