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I can't believe I didn't see
What was right in front of me
How could I be so blind
That I didn't see the light
"What does he see in her?" Jackie asked Molly as she saw Test kissing Stacy Kiebler, his girlfriend.
Molly shrugged.
"Who knows? Maybe they have a lot of common."
"Like what? She has the intelligence of a carrot. He's not into dumb blondes," Jackie retorted.
"Uh...you're blond," Molly pointed out bluntly.
Jackie gave her friend a look.
"So? But I'm different. I can actually count to ten. Anyways she can't even wrestle, she's just here for eye candy," she replied.
"True," Molly agreed. She never liked Stacy. She felt the only reason she got hired by Vince was because of her looks. "But maybe she's nice," she suggested, trying to be fair.
Jackie rolled her eyes.
"Please. You know her reputation. Her nickname is 'bitch.' How nice can she be?"
"You can't believe rumors. And anyways, don't you think you are being a little biased because she is Test's girlfriend?" Molly asked.
Jackie was silent. Maybe she was a little hard on the blond because she was dating Test. But she couldn't help it. When it came to love, it is difficult to be fair.
"Well...maybe just a little," she conceded reluctantly. She crossed her arms. "But I still don't like her," she huffed.
Molly sighed. She wished her friend would stop letting jealousy cloud her good judgment.
"I don't get it. What does she see in him?" Randy asked Batista.
"Forget about her man. She's taken."
"I can't. Plus she's not married yet, so anything can happen," Randy responded confidently.
"Like they will break up and she will come crying to you?" Batista asked.
"Yeah..." Randy grinned at the thought.
"What if they are meant to be and will be together forever?"
"They won't," Randy replied.
"You're not going to do anything stupid, are you?" Batista narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
"Who me?" Randy widened his eyes innocently.
"Randy..." Batista warned.
"Don't worry. In no time, Stacy will realize the man for her is standing in front of her the whole time," Randy assured.
Jackie grinned as she saw (or spied on) Randy looking at Stacy amorously.
'So he likes Stacy. This is going to be easier than I thought.' She thought happily. She waited until she can get him alone, then it was time to start her plan. She knew that Evolution always left later than everyone else so she stayed a little longer than she usually did. She saw Hunter, Ric, and Batista leaving the locker room and the only person that was missing was Randy. 'Perfect.' she thought with a smile. She didn't bother to knock and just strolled in. When she saw Randy grabbing his things and getting ready to leave, she cleared her throat.
Randy turned around in surprise. He looked at Jackie curiously and wondered why she was here.
"Uhh...can I help you?" he asked.
Jackie casually walked towards him, careful not to let him know that she wanted something from him.
"Oh I was thinking that I have a proposition for you," she said slowly.
"A proposition?" he repeated. "What kind of proposition?" he asked curiously.
"Well I know that you...uh...is attracted to a certain Miss Kiebler..." Jackie trailed off.
"And your point is?" He wanted to know what she was getting at.
"And I am wondering if you're willing to help me and get Stacy," Jackie replied.
"What's it in it for you?"
"Well you know how selfless I am..."
"Can it Jackie. I know there must be a personal reward for you," said Randy.
She knew he was too smart and could easily see through her.
"Okay, if we follow the plan precisely you will get Stacy and I will get Test," she revealed.
"So you like Test, huh?"
She turned red at his question.
"Anyways," trying to change the subject, "will you help me?"
Randy rubbed his chin and thought for a moment.
"What kind of plan?" he asked finally.
"We pretend to date and make them jealous and soon Test will have to run to me," Jackie said excitedly.
"That's your plan?" Randy asked in disbelief. Any four year old can think of that.
Jackie put her hands on her hips indignantly.
"Can you think of a better one?" she quipped.
"No, but..."
"There you go. So are you in or not?" she asked impatiently.
Randy sighed.
"Okay, it wouldn't hurt to try," he reluctantly agreed.
"That's the spirit," she grinned. Soon Test will be hers.
"I don't know about this," Randy said uncomfortably.
"C'mon. All you have to do is hold my hand and smile at everything I say and I'll do the same. Soon everyone will know that we are a couple. Just make sure that when we see Stacy and Test we especially act like a couple," Jackie instructed.
Randy hesitantly took her hand in his and walked inside the arena.
"So where should we go tonight for dinner?" she asked loudly so everyone can hear.
When Randy didn't answer, she jabbed him in the ribs which caused him to lose his breath.
"I don't know. Why don't you decide?" he suggested through gritted teeth.
"How about the new French place downtown?"
"Sure, whatever," he muttered the last word under his breath. Soon, several people were looking their way and were wondering if they were a couple.
"Hey that's Stacy and Test. Let's go over to them," Jackie whispered. Before he could respond, she dragged him towards them.
"Oh, Randy that was so funny." Jackie pretended to laugh hard and made sure that Stacy and Test heard.
Randy looked at her weirdly. Jackie then saw Stacy raising herself up to kiss Test. She quickly grabbed Randy and brought him close to her.
"What are you doing?" he asked in surprise.
"Shhh...just do as I say." She brought her face close to his and kissed him on the lips. When she finally released herself from him, he stared at her in shock.
"I think they saw it," she whispered excitedly.
"Do we have to kiss?" Randy wiped his mouth.
"Duh, it has to look authentic or they won't believe it." Jackie rolled her eyes. Seriously, sometimes he can be so dense.
"Fine, let's just go," Randy said impatiently. He couldn't wait until this whole thing was over.
"No, we have to see where they are going to go so we can meet them there," Jackie informed him.
"You mean stalk," Randy corrected.
"Exactly," she replied with a grin.
"Look there they are," Jackie told Randy as they followed Test and Stacy to the restaurant.
"I feel ridiculous," he grumbled as Jackie dragged him around town.
"Why? Once they see us, they will be green with envy," Jackie said joyously.
"They are too in love to notice us," he replied hopelessly. He could already feel the plan crumbling to pieces.
Jackie didn't seem to hear him and paid off the worker to they could get seats close to Stace and Test. Once again she pulled him to their seat.
"Isn't this great? We have the perfect view of them. All we have to do is act lovey dovey and they have to notice," she gushed happily. Her plan was brilliant.
"Whatever," he grumbled. This was going to be a long night.
"Hurry hold my hand," she instructed.
He reluctantly held her hand.
"Kiss my cheek," she ordered while looking at Test.
"What?" This was getting ridiculous.
"Hurry!"
Slowly he leaned in and gave her a quick peck on the cheek.
Jackie frowned.
"I don't get it. They're not even noticing us!" she wailed.
"I told you this plans of yours wouldn't work." Maybe she will finally know when to quit.
"My plan is perfect. It's your bad acting that is ruining everything!" she accused.
"Oh, sorry, but I am a wrestler, not vying for an Academy Award," he retorted.
"Whatever! Look, they left already!" Sure enough, Test's and Stacy's seats were empty. "Let's go!" She grabbed his hand and dragged him out the door.
"Where could they have gone?" Jackie asked frustratingly. She turned around and saw that Randy was walking the other way.
"Hey, where are you going? Hey!" she called after him.
He turned around.
"I'm going home. Unlike you, I have better things to do," he replied.
"What about our plan? We had a deal, remember?" she reminded him.
Randy shook his head.
"This plan is never going to work. Making them jealous? Who are we kidding? We are just wasting our time."
"Are you quitting?" She panicked, she needed him. Without him, her plan wouldn't work.
He nodded.
"Look, you can do whatever you want, but I'm out."
Jackie grabbed his arm desperately.
"You can't! What about Stacy? Don't you love her?"
"I do but she loves Test. Even you have to see that."
"I can't believe you. You promised. You said you will help me get Test. And now you're backing out. How can you do this to me?" She looked at him like he had betrayed her.
"If Stacy and I are meant to be, then she will come to me at her own will. If Test really likes you, then he will be yours without you scheming to get him."
"You just don't want to help me." She crossed her arms stubbornly.
Randy shook his head and walked away.
"Hey, come back!" she shouted after him.
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