Author's Notes:
I'm such a loser but I couldn't resist writing this story. The Plot bunny kept smacking it with it's carrot until I finally gave in so hopefully, those who read will enjoy the following story. So please, and I really hope you do, enjoy the chapter!

Disclaimer:
I make no money, I own nothing. If only…

Summary:
After an prank gone horribly wrong, Brick finds himself experiencing his worse nightmare along with a girl he was created to hate. But sometimes your worst nightmares can be the best thing to happen to you. And one hell of a good time.

Rated For:
Gross humor (minor), language, violence. I have yet to decide if I want to put any sexual content at all but just in case, I'll rate it as such and warn that if it does occure, it will be Strong Sexual Content.

Pairings:
Brick x Blossom is the only concrete but more may follow.

Angels in Disguise
Prologue: Not Exactly His Idea of a Good Plan

You know, when he looked back on this, there were really so many people he could blame for the predicament he was in.

First there was Butch, his temperamental brother and Boomer, the stupid one. After all, it was the formers idea to go and try to sneak into those stupid Puffy girls house in the first place and then Boomer had this genius idea to try and cut the crybaby's hair and draw all over her face--see, this is why he should be the only one in this trio to make the bright ideas: you let those two idiots do anything and gets he stuck in problems like this.

Then, of course, there was Mojo Jojo, who decided that would be a great time to spring another one of his idiotic plans to try and destroy the girls--without letting them be aware of said plans so they wouldn't get in the way. (After all, he and HIM shared custody now so that was the least that stupid monkey could have done.)

Then there was that stupid professor of the girls, who caught Brick and his brothers right in the act of beginning to cut of their plan and woke up the girls up.

And finally, the main reason he was stuck in the problem he was in now, rested on those stupid girls themselves. Or mainly, they're goody-goody self righteous leader: Blossom.

It was all as if it where a nightmare really…

"Will you shut up!" Brick snapped in a whisper, glaring back at his two snickering brothers as they paused right outside the middle bedroom window of the Powerpuff girls home, both stopping abruptly and glaring back at Brick annoyed.

"What? I thought the way he ran right into the door was funny," Butch retorted back rudely in a low voice, crossing his arms over his chest, his emerald eyes glaring coldly at the red head. "Yeah well if we're gonna go through with this, you both better shut up!" Brick insisted and Boomer looked confused and loudly asked. "How come?"

There was a moment of silence as both Brick and Butch glared at the blond before finally Brick slapped him over the back of his head, clearly annoyed as he whispered. "Because we don't want to get caught, stupid!"

"I knew that," Boomer all but whined loudly, rubbing the back of his head and glaring at him angrily--only for Brick to slap him over the head again. "Why are you talking so loud? Didn't I just tell you shut up!" the red head whispered and Boomer stuck his hand up--and even though he had no fingers, both boys knew what he meant.

Brick simply rolled his crimson eyes and went back to paying attention to the window, floating up to and leaning in to see what was inside.

The babies apparently had a early bedtime: all the lights were out and the girls were sleeping in the same bed, a girly looking abomination with a heart headboard with teddy bears all around the room. A small heart table that was littered with drawings and crayons, a junior chemistry set, and--a football? Who the hell played football, that was a boy's sport!

Brick confused glare went back to the bed. All three girls were sleeping soundly, their stick in the mud leader closer to the window with a smile on her face, the crybaby in the middle--hugging a purple octopus teddy bear, good lord--and the psychopath punching in the air as she grumbled in her sleep.

Man they were lame. They should just cut all of the hair but he was more than aware that it was the crybaby that would take it the worst so she was their target, they'd just get the other two with something more awesome.

"Ready you two?" he called back in a soft whisper and both boys smirked, Butch making his eyes glow red, more than ready to use his laser eyes which made Brick give him a stony glare before the normally emerald eyed boy close them as he sighed deeply in frustration before reopening them, emerald now, held up a pair of scissors. Boomer fanned an assortment of permanent markers, smirking.

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go boys," he smirked and all three boys floated into the room, each through their own respective window before they landed right in front of the bed, their eyes trained on the blond in the middle.

Brick elbowed both boys in the ribs to get their attention and pointed up at the air before pointing at Butch and making a scissor motion with his arms before pointing at Boomer and pretending to doodle before pointing to himself and the door.

Butch nodded in understand but Boomer looked down right confused and hunched, mouthing 'Huh?!'

Brick gave him a bored glare before slapping him hard over the head and pulling him close whispered angrily. "Float over their bed, butch cut her hair, you doodle the damn picture and I'll watch the door! Idiot!"

"Oh," he grumbled back in a whisper before Brick pushed him away and the blond and Butch floated into the air, the hovering inches above Bubbles. Boomer starting to snicker and Butch glaring up at him and bringing his hand to his lips, the blond immediately shut up before Butch turned to look at Brick who was floating to the door and opening it as quietly as he could, peeking out into the hall before looking back at the pair and smirking nodded.

Butch gave his own evil smirk before slowly lifting up one of the blonds pigtails and slowly began to cut it right at the base where it was held by a blue rubber band while Boomer quietly took the cap off of one of his markers and began to doodle a mustache on the girls face.

It wasn't too long before the blond started to snigger as he added a beard and Brick glared up at Boomer before getting Butch's attention and motioning for him to slap the blond over the head. Butch only smirked before without warning he hit the blond--hard--and sent him crashing loudly into the opposite wall, making Brick smack his hand to his face as Boomer screamed "Fuck! That hurt!!"

"Then shut up!" Butch snapped loudly and Brick opened his mouth to give his own two cents but the door burst open, sending him into a green bean bag chair just a short distance away and the professor flicked the light on. Like he'd triggered a button, the poo-poo girls sprung up, bug eyes wide, as they looked around the room.

"What's going on in here?!" both the professor and Blossom demanded together and Buttercup immediately spotted Brick on her bean bag chair, the girl floating up in to the air, a deep frown on her face. "It's those stupid boys!"

"Who you callin stupid?!" Butch snapped, and she turned to see him floating right beside her, arms crossed over his chest--and a piece of gold hair clutched in one of his odd hands.

"What the-- give me that!" Buttercup snapped, snatching it from him and pushing Butch at once and making him cry out in annoyance as he hit the wall right beside Boomer, who was just peeling himself away from it, ignoring the pieces of wall that crashed to the ground as he shook his head.

"What is that?" Blossom questioned, placing a hand under her chin and studying the hair before both girls gasped and looked directly at Bubbles, the blond oblivious to what they were gawking at. "What?"

"How dare you come into our home and do that to poor Bubbles!" the professor snapped angrily, glaring at the boys as Brick floated over to his brothers and helped Butch out of the wall, all three glaring at him. "Shut up gramps! We do what we want!"

"Do what?!" Bubbles snapped annoyed, waving her arms in the air and Buttercup thrust her hair right in her face. The girl stared at what used to be one of her fluffy pigtails with no expression on her face, simply staring at it and blinking, making her sisters stare at each other in worry before back at her, the boys watching the blond expectantly, waiting.

"Um…Bubbles?" Buttercup called wearily and Blossom put a hand to her shoulder. "Are you alright Bubbles?"

There was another moment of silence before the girls' lip began to quiver and she slowly floated toward their large vanity mirror, eyes watering--only to gasp to realize they'd drawn all over her face too.

"I look," she sniffled in her high pitched voice sadly, touching the air where her hair should have been. "I look…stupid…"

And rightfully so, she began to sob, flying straight into the professor's arms for comfort, the professor sighing sadly as he took the girl and patted her back, trying to explain that everything would be alright and she didn't look that bad.

Yeah. Right.

"Man, does she look stupid!" Butch cried and all three of the boys began to laugh, Brick immediately falling to the floor and Boomer holding his sides while Butch whipped a tear from his eye. "What a loser! And here I thought she was ugly before!"

This made the boys laugh harder and Bubbles seemingly cry harder--which was more than enough for her sisters.

"Think that's funny do you!" Blossom snapped angrily and Buttercup flew right beside her. "Yeah well, your gonna thinks it's really funny what we do to your faces!"

This made the boys stop laughing abruptly and floating into the air, they all got into fighting stances. "Think you stupid little girls can beat us?"

"We know we can beat you immature little ruffians!" Blossom snapped, getting right in Brick's face as Bubbles sadly floated to the other side of the red head, still crying but quietly now, looking angrily at Boomer who only stuck out his tongue and made faces while Buttercup and Butch growled at each other, ready to pounce.

"Girls! Be careful!" the professor cried and as if that was cue they were waiting on, Blossom immediately punched Brick in the face as hard as she could, sending him into Boomer and both boys to the ground, causing Butch to pounce on Buttercup and tackle her through the floor and to the kitchen below, the black haired girl kicking him off with both feet and in the face when he flew back holding his nose.

She charged in quickly, trying to follow up with a few hooks but Butch dodged them all and back handed her so hard that she actually spun around and into the floor, the green eyed boy smirking and rubbing his hands together, creating electricity that he planned to hit her with before without warning, Boomer crashed through the ceiling and right into him, knocking both boys into the stove as Bubbles came flying through the new hole, glaring at him with her teeth grinded together, in that rare state the girl was usually never in: anger.

"I'll teach you to mess with my hair!" she shouted as Brick came flying through the ceiling and skidded across the floor, using the traction of his shoes and the marble to keep himself from crashing into anything and finally coming to a halt, his crimson eyes opening and glaring at the pink eyed girl as she slowly floated down through the third hole, a triumphant, superior smile already plastered on her face as she landed next to Buttercup and Bubbles floated to the other side of her.

"Give up?" she asked and Brick snorted, sneering at her. "To you bunch of babies? You wish! Boys!"

"Us, give up to bunch of crybaby girls?" Butch snapped insulted as he appeared within a blink of an eye to Brick's right, opposite Buttercup. "Yeah right!" Boomer agreed, appearing to their leader's left, opposite Bubbles.

"Then let's show these ladies why men are the dominate species!" Brick screamed and the three screamed in anger as they charged the girls, the girls letting out a war cry of their own before they too charged the boys--all six pausing dead in their tracks (well Boomer and Bubbles bumped into each other and crashed to the ground…) as the front side of the entire house was blown off, an all too familiar evil laughter filling their ears.

"Yeeeesss. After so many years of planning and failing, not succeeding, and completely losing, I have found a way to destroy you pesky Powerpuffs!" a deep voice announced and as the smoke cleared, all six noticed a certain black fur and green skinned monkey sitting in a rather small floating hover craft, a laser gun pointed directly at Blossom.

"Oh great," Blossom grumbled, rolling her eyes and Mojo laughed manically. "Yes, fear me! For your ultimate destruction is finally within my grasp, will be at my hands, will--"

"Oh shut up!" Buttercup cried, flying right to the side of Mojo and punching straight through the glass of the craft, grabbed the monkey out of it, making him accidentally flip a switch with the toe of his white boot before without warning a large gamma like ray shot in a straight line, directed at Blossom and Brick as the sheer force made the machine rocket in the other direction.

And this is where it became her fault. Instead of you know, flying upward, downward, or in any other direction he wasn't flying in, she choice to gasp, fly forward--and right into him, who had been planning to fly in an upward arch and right back through the roof and out of the way.

But nooo, instead he bumped right into that stupid girl and in the split second it took for them to pull apart, they'd already been hit.

And man, did it ever hurt.

"Blossom!" Bubbles squealed, bringing her hands over her mouth as Buttercup gasped and released Mojo, he yelled as he collided with the ground.

"Brick!" Butch screamed gruffly as Boomer watched amazed.

"My machine!" Mojo ranted irate as the ray continued to shoot in an upward arch, shooting down a light fixture and the oven, causing a small explosion and covering them in a puff of smoke that filled the air the room.

"Girls!" a voice cried in the distance before succumbing to coughs and the entire group got as low to the ground as they could, choking on the thick smoke before finally it cleared.

"Girls, girls!" the professor exclaimed, and both Buttercup and Bubbles got to their feet, still coughing while Mojo slowly crawled out of the premises through a hole in the wall, grumbling under his breath about setting the machine on it's highest setting probably not being such a good idea.

"Oh girls, are you alright?" the professor cried, scooping up the pair and hugging them. "Where's (cough) Blossom?!" Buttercup demanded and the trio looked over to see her laying in a small crater on the ground unconscious, right next to an equally unconscious Brick.

"Blossom!" Bubbles squealed again and the professor let them go as they all immediately went to see how she was before being cut off by Butch and Boomer, the former punching Buttercup square into Bubbles and both girls into the professor as Boomer grabbed his brother by one arm and Butch quickly grabbed Brick's other, lifting him on their shoulders and floating into the air. "Until next time, Powerpunks!" Butch spat and in a streak of their respective colors, they were gone as Blossom got up, groaning, and rubbing her head, just in time to see the boys flee into the darkness of night.

Now there were two problems with this, both of which Brick found immediately. Number one, how the heck were his brother's carrying him off if those two losers had left him laying right there?

Which lead to the second, and most important problem that he soon realized as soon as he got to his feet, glaring at the two powerpuff losers and their professor before he floated into the air and looked up, right into the reflective but now dented freezer door.

Only to let out a scream so high pitched that could be heard from miles into the inner city depths of Townsville.

Author's Notes:
That's all I have for now. I really hope you enjoyed the chapter and there will be more to come! This story will definately be a comedy but will become pretty serious towards the end. Not too though. Anywho, thank you so much for reading!!

Kamirine