Who?

Neo stared at the man who was Morpheus, the man that was offered him the truth.

Morpheus: Have you ever had a dream Neo with...Pancakes?

Neo: oh yeah! Smith made me pancakes!

Morpheus: You know about Smith?

Neo: Who's Smith?

Morpheus: You just said you knew Smith!

Neo: Is the guy that gonna kill me!?

Morpheus: You know the future!?

Neo: I can tell the future?

Morpheus: You just told the future!

Neo: ...Who are you?

Morpheus: -_-* Sigh....So you were telling me about your dream with Smith and pancakes.

Neo: Oh, yeah, and Neo came flying in, and kicked his ass.

Morhpeus: Then you know you're the One.

Neo: I'm the what?

Morpheus: Just go on with the dream.

Neo: Ok, then this guy named Mouse came in with Tastee wheat, and ruined my pancakes!

Morhpeus: So you know Mouse, the guy with machine guns?

Neo: Machines guns! Where, I want some!

Morpheus: What about Mouse!?

Neo: I have pet mouse! *holds out hand and a mouse crawls up his shirt to his hand* I named it Mouse, because I always forget I named it Whiskers.

Morhpeus: So your pet's is Whiskers?

Neo: who's Whiskers? I have pet rat named Mouse!

Morhpeus: I thought you said it was a mouse!

Neo: What's a Mouse?

Mouse (Small guy that died in the first movie): Someone call me and my big machine guns that I use to protect my insecurity?

Neo: I want some machine guns! I'll give you two bucks for them!

Mouse: Sold! I'm gonna buy some Tastee Wheat!

Neo: Thanks! *stares at Morhpeus for a minute* Hey, where'd I get these machine guns!?

Morhpeus: DREAM!!

Neo: I thought we were already in a dream.

Morpheus: Then you know about the Matrix?

Neo: Isn't that the video game?

Morpheus: There's a video game?

Neo: There is?

Morhpeus: Just get to the dream!

Neo: Oh, and then I saw Trinity falling to her death like in the next movie?

Morpheus: Wait, what movie!? Trinity is gonna die?

Neo: Who's Trinity?

Trinity: Who's gonna die?

Morhpeus: Uh...No one!

Neo: Hey, you're that girl that hit me in the subway cause I was staring at your butt!

Trinity: That was you!? I mean, *cough*

Morpheus: Focus Neo!

Neo: Who's Neo?

Trinity: Hey it's Neo!

Neo: Who's Neo!

Trinity: I'm supposed to fall in love with you!

Morhpeus: You can tell the future?

Neo: I thought I could tell the future!

Morpheus: You said you couldn't!

Neo: I couldn't do what in the what?

Smith: Time for a dramatic entrance! *runs, trips*

Neo: Ha, you can't run! *starts to walk away, and trips*

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