One day a Spartan decided to take a bath. His wife said that she wanted to throw a party for her husband smelling good for once.
Before the Spartan could get his bath he had to give the king a bath. The king complained the whole time and nearly drowned the Spartan in a panic.
Both were ready to make war with each other over a bath. The king wanted his bath, but he thought that the Spartan was trying to kill him. The Spartan was trying to give the king a bath but thought the king was actin like a baby. "You'll never kill me vile person!" the king screamed. The Spartan had nearly had enough, "for goodness' sake just get you bath already! Sheesh!" the king jumped out of the bath and chased the Spartan all over Sparta saying that the Spartan was going to get hanged.
Other Spartans stopped to stare at their fellow Spartan and king act like madmen.
Eventually the king wore himself out and fell asleep. The Spartan could finally give the king his bath.
When he got home he was so tired that he went straight to bed and forgot about getting a bath. His wife was grouchy for days afterwards.