(A/N: All opinions are Emma and Elizabeth's (and mine). For disclaimer see my profile.)
Elizabeth and Emma rate the modern heartthrobs.
Book 1-The Twilight Saga
Edward Cullen
Emma: Hmmm... not as reassuring as Knightley.
Elizabeth: Not as good looking as Darcy.
Emma: He's a gentleman, though.
Elizabeth: And he has cool powers.
8/10
Emmett Cullen
Emma: Fun, sense of humour, he's alright actually.
Elizabeth: How come the fans don't like him as much as Edward?
Emma: I don't know.
10/10
Jasper Hale
Emma: He looks constipated.
Elizabeth: Indeed. And he's quite moody.
3/10
Carlisle Cullen
Emma: Woot! Hot doctor alert!
Elizabeth: Darcy! I'm got a new boyfriend now...
10/10
Jacob Black
Emma: Now Elizabeth, to be fair,
Elizabeth: We're going to rate him and Edward the same.
Emma: Although we think he's hotter.
8/10
Sam Uley
Emma: Ugh.
Elizabeth: Let's just rate him.
0/10
Quil Ateara
Emma: Erm...
Elizabeth: Ahh! He's adorable!
Emma: Whatever you say, Lizzie.
5/10
Embry Call
Emma: Not much to say for him.
Elizabeth: Nah, he's more of a background character.
2/10
Mike Newton
Emma: Why is he even in this review?
Elizabeth: I don't know. He's just so irritating!
0/10
Eric Yorkie
Emma: People like him are annoying.
Elizabeth: I like him though.
Emma: You like everyone!
(A/N:Hope you like it! Next time it is Harry Potter! See Knightley and Darcy Rate The Female Versions (coming soon) for their version on the girls!)