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Ron's Worst Fear.
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Ron Weasley stared at the thing before him in horror.
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His eyes popped slightly as he realised it was orange. He would never look at the Chudley Cannons the same way again.
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"For Merlin's sake Ronald!" His Auntie Muriel snapped at him from the head of the table, "Stop being such a wimp! You'll never be a Gryffindor at this rate! Eat the food!"
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"Now Muriel," Molly said, "Don't say things like that… I'm sure you'll be a Gryffindor, Ronnie; look how you saved Ginny from tripping over that pebble last week!" Auntie Muriel snorted loudly.
But Ron barely heard all this. He was too busy staring at the object on his plate….Remembering…
Everyone knew about the time Fred turned Ron's teddy bear into a giant spider because Ron broke his toy broomstick. But there was something they didn't know. You see, Fred had always had an artistic touch. So, instead of the spider having legs, it had Those, and little Ron was two young to realise that they weren't spiders legs…
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…Everyone thought Ron's worst fear was spiders…
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…But they never saw the flicker of fear in his eyes when he looked at carrots.
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