Papa's POV

Home sweet home, finally after a long day of fruitful work I can come home to my darling sparrows and loving nest. I opened the door fully expecting my sparrows to jump into my arms and my wife to be waiting for me. No one greeted me as I walked through the front door, I could smell the roasted chicken Midori had in the croak pot. "Mamma…." I walked to the kitchen where my wife was diligently tending to the meal that would soon be dinner. "Hello Tsugumu darling. How was your day?" Midori greeted me happily and warmly. "Where are my little sparrows?"

I still hadn't seen them since I got home. "Let me think…Ami is upstairs in her room watching t.v. and Amu is in her room." My wife smiled. I could tell she was pleased.. "With her tutor….?" I was skeptical. Midori nodded, "Oh yes, of course. He is a fine young man. And he is definitely a keeper." My heart shattered. "Mamma how could you let a hawk invade our nest? What about our little sparrows?" Midori raised an eyebrow, "Really Tsugumu? You should trust Amu a little more. And besides, Amu tells me that her friend is more of a puppy than a bird if anything." A puppy? A puppy was worse than a hawk!

Tricky pups, they'll lure in a cute, innocent sparrow with their big round puppy dog eyes, pretending to be harmless and then play with them and when the sparrow least expects it that is when the pup will attack. I walked upstairs and put my hand on the door knob and was about to go in until I heard some very distressing things. There was a loud thump and then a groan. The groan was masculine for sure.

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"Tadase, I told you not there." There was some mumbling, "And why not? It's not sensitive or anything. You let me do it any other time." Tadase countered. "Yeah but usually it's comfortable. And besides it won't go like that." Amu's voice was barely audible. There was a momentary pause. "No, Tadase not like that!" Amu squeaked. "It'll fit like that! I've done this before and it does do that! I should now! It is mine." Tadase muttered. "Yeah but look at it, it's too big! How am I suppose to fit it?" Amu's voice was panicked now.

"Yeah I know you're more experienced at this kind of thing but you could at least try to go easy on me. I'm still a kid you know." Amu snapped. "I know but this is for your own good, now hold still or it'll hurt like hell." Tadase said huffing. Amu groaned loudly. Her elaborate panting could be clearly heard on the other side of the door. "Alright one more and I'm sure you'll feel better after a while." Tadase said in a strained tone. "Ugggghhhh…Tadase it hurts. Stop it!" Amu whined. The doorbell rang downstairs. "Tsugumu darling could you get the door for me? I'm still busy in the kitchen." Tsugumu pulled away from the door and trudged down the stairs to open the front door.

Tsugumu opened the door to see a lean indigo haired teen dressed in all black with his hands shoved in his pockets. "Is Amu ready yet?" Were the first words out of his mouth. Tsugumu slammed the door in Ikuto's face and ran to the kitchen to see his wife. "Midori! Why is there a teenage boy at the door asking for my little sparrow?" Midori looked up from the potatoes that she was cutting, "Tsugumu don't tell me you left that sweet boy outside?" Midori rushed to the door and pulled the boy in. "You'll have to forgive my husband Ikuto-kun; he's a bit ….eccentric." Midori smiled as she casually insulted her husband standing no more than 2 feet from her. "Is Amu still upstairs?" He asked looking in the direction of the pinkette's room.

"Oh yes she is. She's been up there for the longest time! I have no idea what would take her so long." Midori said shaking her head. "I mean I did everything I could to prepare her and make her feel more at ease when this whole thing came around." Midori said calmly. All the while Tsugumu's soul is crumbling to little pieces as he listens to his wife's nefarious plot to rid his sparrow of her innocence. "I think I'll go upstairs and join her." Ikuto said smirking. "Alright Ikuto-kun but be careful you don't want to get full effect of it while you're here. You'll want to save that for another time." Midori dropped the potatoes in a pot of boiling water.

Ikuto headed up the staircase that led to the second floor. He stopped at the door as he heard Amu's laughter. A split second later he was pushed aside and knocked on his ass. Standing in front of the door was he father. Midori was right; her husband certainly was eccentric. Tsugumu thrust the door open to Amu's room. In the middle of the room was Amu wearing a black kimono with pink sakura petals on it. Her hair was twisted into an elegant bun with sapphire rhinestone combs holding her hair in place. Behind her was a blond male…or female…..his/her hair was so long and their facial features were questionably feminine if she/he were a guy. Ad yet he/she had a charm that only a boy could possess. He/she was wearing a plain white kimono. Ikuto appeared in the door way with a slightly annoyed look on his face.

"Hey Dad, what's up with the attitude?" Ikuto asked. Tsugumu was currently staring at his daughter in belief. What the hell was going on in here earlier? He heard grunting and crashes and his little sparrow was in pain. "What was happening in here earlier Amu-chan?" Tsugumu asked his daughter. Amu flushed a brilliant cherry red, "Tadase-kun, was helping me put on my kimono and obi because Mamma didn't have time to help me." Amu averted her gaze. The cerulean haired boy was "inconspicuously" glancing at the rosette haired girl. "Kimono….obi…but Amu you were …..whimpering and he was grunting." Ikuto smirked at the realization of what Tsugumu thought was going on.

"You're a dirty old man. Thinking your daughter would be loosing her virginity to that gay prick over there." Ikuto said it clearly. Amu's face flushed darker, Tsugumu's soul escaped from his body and Tadase was….well Tadagay after all. Ikuto turned to Tadase, "Turns out you being gay has a plus." Ikuto lazed on Amu's bed as Tadase finished tying Amu's obi. "Ikuto-kun I thank you for acknowledging my sexual orientation and accepting it at last." Tadase bowed to the older boy. Ikuto leaned towards him, "You're the type of person who would be a masochist aren't you Tadase? You'd enjoy being dominated and subdued wouldn't you?" Ikuto whispered barely loud enough for Amu to hear.

Tadase's cheeks turned pink, "Of course only if it were you or Kukai-sama." Tadase confessed whole-heartedly. Ikuto rolled off the bed, "I thought so. Thanks for helping Amu out Tadase. Come on Amu we have to go to the festival now. We're already late and my performance is 15 minutes ago." Amu laughed and got up. "Thank you again Tadase-kun. Have a good night. I'll see you at school on Monday." Ikuto scoffed, "You won't see her at least until next week with the way she looks right now." Ikuto said wrapping an arm around Amu's waist.

"Have a good time and don't do anything I wouldn't do!" Midori shouted from the front of the house as Ikuto pulled out of the driveway with a rev of his car. As the red tail lights of Ikuto's car faded Tadase appeared by Midori's side and Tsugumu was crawling on the floor looking as lifeless as ever. "Midori, Amu was doing things in her room that she shouldn't do until she's 30!" Midori chuckled, "Don't worry about that Tsugumu, we did it when I was 16! Amu's the same age so she'll be fine with Ikuto-kun." Tadase's face flushed at the secrets that Amu had confided in him.

She had her first time with Ikuto already; it was last Christmas. So yeah, some how she said that Ikuto had seduced her but Tadase didn't blame her for giving in; Ikuto was certainly one hot piece of man. She told him that it was the most pleasurable experience she had ever had. "So Tadase-kun, how are thing going with Kukai-kun? Have you guys gone all the way home yet?" Midori asked as if discussing sex life was the most regular topic. Then again this was Amu's mother. "Actually Midori-san….that is tomorrow." Tadase smiled as he thought about his auburn haired soccer star that would be coming home tomorrow from America. Kukai went to a soccer camp in America for 3 weeks. So yeah.

"You rock his world Tadase-kun. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go tell Ami that dinner is ready." Midori stepped over her spouse's seemingly lifeless body. "Midori-san aren't you worried about you husband?" Tadase asked. Midori laughed, "He'll be fine. He does it ever other day or so it's normal." Ami came down stairs, looking from her mother to Tadase to her father's body on the floor to the front door then to Amu's room. "Amu?" Ami asked sitting down at the table. The other two nodded.

Mii-Chan: That was a lot of fun to write! BTW I don't own Shugo Chara.

Evil Cow:MOO HA HA HA!

Mii-Chan:Dammit Saaya I thought I got rid of you.

Saaya: No, I'm right here.

Mii-Chan: *looks Evil Cow* Hell any body could have mixed them up. They are twins after all! ~.-