The Wicked Bros guide to Zombie Logic.

I was bored so I figure I'd yank a plot less but amusing story out of my ass. Wario and Waluigi are the Wicked Bros and not the Wario bros. Play Mario Party 5 for prove on this….blah blah. Gone over it 10 billion times but everybody keeps calling them the Wario bros because they're too stupid. Without further delay enjoy…..

Oh and this is based on one of my "Amy the elf" webcomic strips.

Wario and Waluigi were sitting in some chairs. Wario was reading a newspaper.

"Wario…" said Waluigi.

Wario lowered his newspaper. "Yes?"

"Do you ever fear zombies. The undead?"

"No way! I could bash through zombies easily with my fists!"

"But don't you fear that they could eat your brain?" Waluigi replied.

"No…and you know why?"

"Why?"

"Zombies were once human beings. Human teeth are not that sharp to tear into human flesh and chances are the zombies would break their teeth trying to get into your skull. And chances are if they did manage to tear into a human body. They would most likely damage every tooth they had and they'd be spitting them all out. "

"Huh…..Never thought of it like that."

"And don't get me started on zombies breaking into buildings. That would never work….."

"How so?"

"Well the fact that their arms and legs fall off over time shows that they are weaker than most human beings. They probably wouldn't have the strength to breakthrough walls, or even knock over human beings, and even so they'd probably most likely fall into a pile of limbs if they did break into a house."

"I never thought of it like that!"

"And chances are they'd probably get full with the brains if they did manage to eat them. So they'd probably leave you alone!"

"Wow, thanks Wario!" Waluigi grinned.

"Why all the talk of zombies all of a sudden?"

"Because there's two zombies a short distance from you."

Two zombies entered the Wicked Bros living room. Wario's face turned white.

"Waluigi…" Wario then said in fright.

"Yeh?"

"I'm gonna run in the opposite direction, okay?"

"Whatever happened to not fearing zombies?"

"Forget what I said, fool run! !"

The Wicked Bros ran in the opposite direction leaving holes in the walls of their house. But what they didn't know was that the zombies were the Mario Bros in disguise. Mario took the head off his zombie costume.

"Good job, scaring the Wicked Bros, bro!" Luigi removed the head off his costume.

"Yep!" Mario then turned to the reader. "Happy Halloween everybody!"

THE END.