GOODBYE YAMCHA
Disclaimer: I don't own any DBZ characters or the song Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks in this
song-fic.
Bulma and Marron were the best of friends All through their high school days Both members of
the 4H Club Both active in the FFA After graduation Bulma went out lookin' for a bright new world
Marron looked all around this town and all she found was Yamcha Well it wasn't two after she got
married that Marron started gettin' abused She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses And
make-up to cover a bruise Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce She let the law take it from
there But Yamcha walked right through that restraining order And put her in intensive care Right
away Bulma flew in from Atlanta On a red eye midnight flight She held Marron's hand as the
worked out a plan And it didn't take'em long to decide That Yamcha had to die Goodbye Yamcha
Those black-eyed peas They tasted all to me Yamcha You're feelin' weak Why don't you lay down
and sleep Yamcha Ain't it dark Wrapped up in that tarp Yamcha Vegeta and Trunks came by to
bring Yamcha in They searched the house high and low Then they tipped their hats and said "thank
you ladies if you hear from him let us know" Well the weeks went by and Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall And it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all So
the girls bought some land and a roadside stand Out on Highway 109 They sell Tennessee ham and
strawberry jam And they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause Yamcha had to die Goodbye
Yamcha We need a break Let's go to the lake Yamcha We'll pack a lunch And stuff you into the
trunk Yamcha Well is that all right Good Let's go for a ride Yamcha Hey.
"Woman you could've at least let me blast him into next century." Vegeta said. "I know Vegeta but
we had to get rid of him before he hurt any one again." Bulma said. As Vegeta and Bulma are
talking Yamcha is seen walking towards them. "Hey Bulma have you seen Marron?" Yamcha
asked. "Ah, Yamcha's still alive!! Kill him Vegeta!!" Bulma screamed. "With pleasure." Vegeta
said. Vegeta started shooting Yamcha with Ki blasts repeatedly until all was let of Yamcha was
a stain where he once stood. "Now he's finally dead." Bulma said as she and Vegeta left to Capsule
Corps. to eat.
Hope you enjoyed the song-fic. Please Read & Reveiw.
Disclaimer: I don't own any DBZ characters or the song Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks in this
song-fic.
Bulma and Marron were the best of friends All through their high school days Both members of
the 4H Club Both active in the FFA After graduation Bulma went out lookin' for a bright new world
Marron looked all around this town and all she found was Yamcha Well it wasn't two after she got
married that Marron started gettin' abused She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses And
make-up to cover a bruise Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce She let the law take it from
there But Yamcha walked right through that restraining order And put her in intensive care Right
away Bulma flew in from Atlanta On a red eye midnight flight She held Marron's hand as the
worked out a plan And it didn't take'em long to decide That Yamcha had to die Goodbye Yamcha
Those black-eyed peas They tasted all to me Yamcha You're feelin' weak Why don't you lay down
and sleep Yamcha Ain't it dark Wrapped up in that tarp Yamcha Vegeta and Trunks came by to
bring Yamcha in They searched the house high and low Then they tipped their hats and said "thank
you ladies if you hear from him let us know" Well the weeks went by and Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall And it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all So
the girls bought some land and a roadside stand Out on Highway 109 They sell Tennessee ham and
strawberry jam And they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause Yamcha had to die Goodbye
Yamcha We need a break Let's go to the lake Yamcha We'll pack a lunch And stuff you into the
trunk Yamcha Well is that all right Good Let's go for a ride Yamcha Hey.
"Woman you could've at least let me blast him into next century." Vegeta said. "I know Vegeta but
we had to get rid of him before he hurt any one again." Bulma said. As Vegeta and Bulma are
talking Yamcha is seen walking towards them. "Hey Bulma have you seen Marron?" Yamcha
asked. "Ah, Yamcha's still alive!! Kill him Vegeta!!" Bulma screamed. "With pleasure." Vegeta
said. Vegeta started shooting Yamcha with Ki blasts repeatedly until all was let of Yamcha was
a stain where he once stood. "Now he's finally dead." Bulma said as she and Vegeta left to Capsule
Corps. to eat.
Hope you enjoyed the song-fic. Please Read & Reveiw.