Title: Overpriced Weapons

Type: Humor

Characters: Tsukasa, Subaru, Mimiru, Bear and Sora.

Rating: PG

Warnings: A bit of mild language... Maybe in later chapters

Summary: Tsukasa, Subaru, Mimiru, Bear and Sora decide to buy new weapons, but new shinies prove to be more expensive than they thought. Alot funnier than my summary depicts... Oh, and this is my first .hack fanfic, so... Yeah. Please read and review anyways!

Mimiru paced back and forth beside the Chaos Gate of the Dun Lorieg server. She had decided to get Tsukasa, Subaru, Bear and herself together to take on a dungeon at Carmina Gatelica. Bear and Subaru had already shown up, but...

"Oh, what's taking that Wavemaster so long!" She griped loudly.

Bear chuckled. "He's probably off somewhere. Remember, there aren't any watches in The World."

"Yeah, yeah. I know. But still..." She trailed off as a figure appeared in the distance. She squinted against the sunlight and was able to make out the attributes of the newcomer. They wore a brownish-grey cap with green gems on and the same color on their robes. In their hand, they held a beginner's wavemaster staff, adorned with a large red jewel.

"It's Tsukasa!" Subaru smiled, grabbing her axe and standing up.

"HEY! OVER HERE!" Mimiru jumped up, waving at the wavemaster. "COME ON! GET THE LEAD OUT!"

The figure's pace increased and soon, Tsukasa, the infamous wavemaster stood before them. "Sorry... I'm late again."

"Well, at least you came." Bear grinned. Suddenly, another voice called through the air, making Mimiru's face turn from happy to see a friend, to an Oh-not-him-again expression.

"Boing!" Sora called out cheerfully as he lept off one of the many stone pillars in the Dun Lorieg server.

"Uggh! What are you doing here?" Mimiru groaned.

"What am I doing here? I was about to ask you the same thing." He grinned maliciously.

"That's none of your business!"

"Oh?"

"What do you mean 'Oh'?"

"Oh, come on! You were going on a quest, weren't you?"

"You're getting on my nerves..."

A roguish laugh from the twin blade. "I know, I know! That's the point!"

The female heavy blade glared at the twin blade, unsheathed her sword and swung at Sora with all her strenght.

"Alleyoop!" The twin blade sang, landing a perfect backflip at the top of a pillar.

Bear, who had remained pretty much quiet, stepped in. "Alright, let's not waste time."

"Why don't we let Sora join us on this one?" Subaru suggested.

"WHAAAAAAAT!" Mimiru gaped, looking as if she had just been hit over the head with a sledgehammer.

"You heard the woman!" Sora smirked from the pillar.

Mimiru sat down and whined.

Tsukasa smirked. "Shall we get going?"

"Uh-uh!" Sora jumped down and shook a finger to the group.

"What do you mean 'uh-uh'!" Mimiru glared up at him.

"You won't get very far with those weapons..." The rogue indicated to the weapons everyone was holding.

Mimiru unsheathed her sword, but this time, to examine it. "Hmm... I guess this sword is a little out of date... And sort of a low level..."

Subaru did the same, running a finger along sevral nicks and chips in her own weapon.

"Then it's decided! Let's go weapon shopping!"

A/N: Whoo... That was a crappy first chapter. But, hey! It was my first .hack/ SIGN fanfic, so... Yeah. Please read and review, or Sora will steal your shineys!