DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter, that all belongs to good old J.K . I am only borrowing her characters until further notice. This, however, will not be relevant when I rule the world and will by him off of her.
WARNING: Rating may change.
FULL SUMMARY: What if before Hogwarts Hermione Granger harbored a secret. What if she wasn't really a Granger and was a missing pureblood heir. These changes cause her, along with Harry, to be sorted into Slytherin. Let the fun begin.
Beginning of chapter quote: Bitter experience has taught us how fundamental our values are and how great the mission the represent.~ Jan Peter Balkenede
Chapter One - The Sorting
After reciving my Hogwarts letter on my birthday I was excited, even though I had to wait a year to attend I could not wait. And even though I've known about magic all my life I'm scared to be starting a new life. When I walked up the aisle between Slytherin and Gryffindor I knew which house I preferred. The Gryiffs were roudy never in control of their actions, having stupid bravery yet no loyalty within their house. Now Syltherin however is a loyal and cunning house that protect their own sticking together and helping each other. They are also clever enough to know when not to continue provoking another while the Gryffindorks do not, the snakes, as they like to be called also have a sense of self-prevision, as my father proves, leaving a childhood friend when he went to attempt murder on the minister's daughter. Fool.
Oh you may not think me pretty, But don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me. You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I'm the HogwartsSorting Hat And I can cap them all. There's nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can't see, So try me on and I will tell you Where you ought to be. You might belong in Gryffindor. Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart; You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Huflepuff are true And unafraid of toil; Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind; Or perhaps in Sytherin You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends. So put me on! Don't be afraid! And don't get in a flap! You're in safe hands (though I have none) For I'm a Thinking Cap!
After that daft tatty, old hat finished it's warning McGonagall produced a scroll from the inner folds of her robe a proceeded to read it's contents
"Abbott, Hannah" After a few moments of silence ensure before the loud scream of
"Huffulepuff" echoed around the hall. "Cartel, Nabeela"
"Ravenclaw" Cheers ensured from a table to my far left.
"Granger ,Hermione"
Oh God, oh god, oh God this it , this is me. "Hello Miss Granger, or should I say Croll?"
A sly voice sounded in my ear. "How on Earth do you know that?" I questioned "I know everything, for I'm a hat , a hat blessed by years of wizards. Now where to sort you. Too smart for Hufflepuff, yet to loyal for Ravenclaw. Too brave for Syltherin, but too cunning for Gryffindor. So where should you go? I know, I know. SLTHERIN".
Was shouted to the rest of the school.
A good ten minuets after my name the professer called the named of our supposed saviour. "Potter, Harry" Whispers broke out throughout the hall full of students. " Potter, as in the saviour Potter?" "No you idiot Potter as in the Dark lord Potter. Of course that Potter" Oh great just my luck the bloody golden boy is in my year. How devastating. I thought while exchanging looks with my closest enemy and friend.
****************************************************************************** "Potter,Harry" Oh that was quick,who knew that there was such a small population for the best wiziding school in Europe , I thought while walking toward that blasted stool and hat. McGonagall placed the hat on my head and all of a sudden I heard a whispering voice lull throughout my mind. "Ah, Mister Potter how long I've been waiting for you to enter my humble abode. Do you like?" "Errrrrr, well I can't really see anything because it's all dark and, and well it's your a bit too big for me so yeah" I nervously retorted to the aged hat. " Yes I suppose I am but there's nothing I can do about that is there? Right back to business, which house would you prefer to be in?" " You take preferences?" "Of course I do Potter!" the hat cried affronted "I may not use them very much , but I do try to listen to you all " " I'm sorry to assault you Sir I didn't know. Well then , could I please go to either Sytherin or Gryffindor? Because both sound fancinating" " Yes, yes Slytherin could help you on your way to greatness" "SYLITHERIN" The hat shouted ****************************************************************************** Well that was golden boy is in the house of snakes, well this year is going to be fun.
Okay I have no idea where I'm going with this as I wrote it in a Physics class and decided to post it. Now you all know what to do so review as reviews would make me extremely happy.