The year is 3389. After years of suffering in Hell. Bartleby and Loki have now moved themselves up to Purgatory on good behavior. They're in small hotel room like dormitory. Loki is watching television and Bartleby is trying to read.
Loki: Damn it. Nothing but soap operas.
Bartleby: Turn that down.
Loki: Fine be that way. This sucks. I hate this place.
Bartleby: Could be worse. Could be Hell. Just be thankful we get to be here at least. And we're half-way to home anyway. So shut up and let me read.
Loki: What's up your ass?
Bartleby: Being condemned to live with you for all eternity.
Loki: Asshole.
Bartleby: I heard something interesting today.
Loki: Oh now when you get to talk you don't mind the interuption.
Bartleby: Do you want to hear it or not?
Loki: Fine.
Bartleby: I met some guy today. This big country fan, right. Used to be an auto repairman. Loves country. Hates the Blues.
Loki: That's an odd combination of poor taste.
Bartleby: They go hand in hand. If you like country you have to like the blues. I can see liking the blues, but not being a country fan but--
Loki: It's like liking Jar Jar Binks, but not liking Chewbacca. Everyone loves Chewy. Most people hate Jar Jar. But if you're going to like Jar Jar you have like pretty much everything.
Bartleby: Exactly.
Loki: What's with humans?
Barlteby: Idiots.
(a knock on the door)
Loki: Yeah my tape. One thing I can say for this place - at least there's porn. (opens door)
(the delivery men with a cart full of tapes are Dante and Randal from Clerks.
Randal: Here it is.
Loki: "The Best of Both Worlds" What the hell is this?
Randal: Hermaphrodites.
Loki: Ew. Hermaphroditic porn? I'm not watching this
Randal: Then you're missing out. Chicks with dicks!
Dante: No you're not. It sucks.
Randal: Shut up.
Dante: No you shut up. Give him a better tape.
Loki: Yeah give me a better tape. I ordered The Joy Luck Club!
Bartleby: The Joy Luck Club??!! (starts laughing)
Loki: Shut up all of you. Give me my tape.
Randal: No.
Dante: Just give him the fucking tape already.
Randal: Fine. (hands him the tape) Eat me asshole.
Loki: Fuck you! (slams door and pops tape in)
Bartleby: (laughs to himself) The Joy Luck Club.
Loki: This is a great movie....It made me cry.
Bartleby: Finally searching for brighter moments in humanity I see.
Loki: Shut up.
Fin.
Loki: Damn it. Nothing but soap operas.
Bartleby: Turn that down.
Loki: Fine be that way. This sucks. I hate this place.
Bartleby: Could be worse. Could be Hell. Just be thankful we get to be here at least. And we're half-way to home anyway. So shut up and let me read.
Loki: What's up your ass?
Bartleby: Being condemned to live with you for all eternity.
Loki: Asshole.
Bartleby: I heard something interesting today.
Loki: Oh now when you get to talk you don't mind the interuption.
Bartleby: Do you want to hear it or not?
Loki: Fine.
Bartleby: I met some guy today. This big country fan, right. Used to be an auto repairman. Loves country. Hates the Blues.
Loki: That's an odd combination of poor taste.
Bartleby: They go hand in hand. If you like country you have to like the blues. I can see liking the blues, but not being a country fan but--
Loki: It's like liking Jar Jar Binks, but not liking Chewbacca. Everyone loves Chewy. Most people hate Jar Jar. But if you're going to like Jar Jar you have like pretty much everything.
Bartleby: Exactly.
Loki: What's with humans?
Barlteby: Idiots.
(a knock on the door)
Loki: Yeah my tape. One thing I can say for this place - at least there's porn. (opens door)
(the delivery men with a cart full of tapes are Dante and Randal from Clerks.
Randal: Here it is.
Loki: "The Best of Both Worlds" What the hell is this?
Randal: Hermaphrodites.
Loki: Ew. Hermaphroditic porn? I'm not watching this
Randal: Then you're missing out. Chicks with dicks!
Dante: No you're not. It sucks.
Randal: Shut up.
Dante: No you shut up. Give him a better tape.
Loki: Yeah give me a better tape. I ordered The Joy Luck Club!
Bartleby: The Joy Luck Club??!! (starts laughing)
Loki: Shut up all of you. Give me my tape.
Randal: No.
Dante: Just give him the fucking tape already.
Randal: Fine. (hands him the tape) Eat me asshole.
Loki: Fuck you! (slams door and pops tape in)
Bartleby: (laughs to himself) The Joy Luck Club.
Loki: This is a great movie....It made me cry.
Bartleby: Finally searching for brighter moments in humanity I see.
Loki: Shut up.
Fin.