Idea: otaku876
written by: Mikadocon
Disclaimer: I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia.
Everything was going as usual at the world meeting. America was talking about how he would build a big robot to protect the earth from global warning, England and France were fighting and Italy was blabbering about pasta. A few seats away, Poland was giving Lithuania a talk about the latest fashion trends, even though the latter didn't seem like he wanted to know about it, and Russia was bullying Latvia (again), while Turkey and Greece were engaged in a fist fight.
"Where's the point in attending any world meetings when the results are always the same?" Taiwan whined. She wasn't in a good mood and the noisiness around her made it even worse.
"I mean, our bosses handle all the problems on their own, not leaving us much to do. It's so boring~"
Hong Kong answered her.
"Probably because they want to keep us occupied. Besides, it gives us nations the chance to see each other frequently. Therefore, these world meetings aren't that bad."
"World meetings originated in Korea, da ze~"
"That's nonsense, aru."
"It's not. Because everything originated in Korea, even the earth itself!"
Each of the Asian countries, who were within earshot, graced him with an annoyed glare. Although he probably didn't notice them anyways.
Japan decided to speak up for once during the discussion.
"I do not intend to sound rude, Korea-san, but it is physically not possible. I doubt that the earth was invented in Korea because it had to come into existence first, namely with the big bang. Only after that and many other incidents, any countries could, in fact, be founded. This includes Korea, too."
Said one, however, seemed to be unfazed by Japan's small speech.
"I've already heard quite a few people claiming that the universe started with this so called "big bang". Of course, it's a lie. The universe started with Korea, da ze! Then, it began to invent other things to have someone to praise its awesome inventing skills. It's totally obvious, da ze!"
He bounced around the meeting room in obvious glee, singing a song to laud himself.
"I can't believe that I'm related to such an idiot, aru."
A/N: While fooling around together with otaku876, we started talking about S. Korea.
Of course, we had to make those "[insert random thing] originated in Korea" comments and thus she came up with the theory. It amused me and therefore I turned it into a little ficlet.