matou's and meow's snazzy intro…

matou: I was thinking, meow...

meow: We talked about your thinking habit.

matou: I'll just ignore that.We should show off our exquisite writing skills.

meow: Hmm. Maybe you should think more often. Sounds like a good plan.

matou: Hai; in a high definition fan fiction. It'll be so real you'll have a hard time telling the difference from reality.

meow: Well of course we could! I mean with my envy-worthy writing skills...

matou: And my unmatchable story ideas? We could…

meow: Start a fan fiction, and a new partnership?

matou: Hai!

A/N: With matou's high definition ideas and meow's envy-worth writing skills, we combined our strengths too bring to you this adventure-borderline-yaoi-Naruto-fan-fiction. Two real live egotistical people worked together to create this fan fiction: matou and meow.

A/N: Chinkyaku! Thank you for selecting this fan fiction. Both meow and I worked very hard on it, and I hope you enjoy it. Some things to go over… We use a lot of words that are in different languages, but there will be footnotes at the bottom.

One last thing; this:

Means a time skip. Well read and enjoy.

Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto. But Naru will always be matou's kawaii bishi! As Sasuke will always be meow's kawaii kami!

A/N: matou and meow really aren't egotistical.