SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE INTENSITY
And now, Foxillusion presents... Super Smash Brothers Melee: INTENSITY.
Here we begin...
"LADEEEEEEEZ AND GENTLEMENS! THE SSB COUNCIL IS PROUD TO PRESENT SSBM INTENSITY, SPONSERED BY GOODYEAR TIRES! WE'RE LIVE AT THE SKYDOME IN TORONTO, ONTARIO, AND READY TO BEGIN. WE'LL START RIGHT OFF WITH OUR FIRST EVENT, WHICH IS...
"THE CLASH OF STEEL MATCH BETWEEN LINK, MARTH, YOUNG LINK, AND ROY! Oh, and before we begin, the rules. The only rule of THIS fight is, the only weapons they may use are Swords. Any other attacks result in Disqualification."
The Zelda music struck up as Link and Young Link made their way to the field. Since they were in the Skydome, the dome was retracted, of course, so they would be able to fly off. The Battle Arena could be generated to simulate any kind of field you wanted. Right now, the "Temple" simulation was up.
Then, Fire Embelem music played as Marth and Roy walked out to the arena to wild applause. They had absolutely no intention of fighting each other, as did Link and Young Link. Unfortunately, if it came down to the two of them, they would have to fight it out for the Championship.
"Three..."
"(Marth babbled in Japanese)"
"Two..."
"What was that?"
"One..."
"(Roy babbled ANGRILY in Japanese)"
"GO!!!"
"Augh, just shut UP!" Young Link yelled as he charged. Marth blocked this with his Counter, which sent Young Link sliding backwards. Link lept over Young Link's body and struck Marth, who was cut on the shoulder. Roy lept forwards, lashing out with his Fire Blade. Link dodged this as well and struck out with a series of sword stabs. Marth was hit again, and he stumbled backwards, fell, and landed on a lower section of the Temple.
Roy was looking around for where Young Link had gone. In fact, HE was right behind Roy, and before he knew it, Roy was "backstabbed". He stumbled forwards, but regained his balence, and swung around with his Fire Blade. Young Link's tunic was on fire! Thinking fast, he pulled it off. Thank god, he was wearing his Goron Tunic beneath that, which couldn't catch fire. Roy was a bit confused, and Young Link took advantage of this with multiple sword blows. Roy was forced back again and again, and was finally on the lowest part of the Temple. You know, the part that sticks off, that's like a seperate platform. Anywho, Young Link was trying to force him off the edge. Roy then used a vicious uppercut! This was not a sword menouver, though, and got Roy disqualified! Roy didn't seem to notice, though, he was charging up his sword...
BOUUUUUUM.
Young Link flew backwards and hit the path wall! He fell down that narrow crack to his doom as Roy laughed heartily and lept after him. It was now between Marth and Link...
Link was still capitalising. He exercised his dodge menouver as he deeked Marth out of his pants (no, not that way, you perverts)! Marth finally delivered a butt-ended sword blow to Link's stomach. He tried an open slash next, but that was Shield-blocked by Link. So Marth charged up a Shield Breaker, and swung with all his might!!!!!...
He connected! Link's shield shattered into a million tiny pieces, and Link fell, unconcious, to the ground. Marth began to roll him off the edge, but Zelda suddenly appeared behind him with Farore's Wind! She blasted him with a ball of Din's Fire. Marth screamed as his cape caught fire, and he flailed around. Zelda helped Link up, who brought out his Biggoron's Sword! He connected with a huge overhead swing, sending Marth down. Young Link was watching from the side, and tossed Link up a mask...
The Fierce Diety's Mask! Link morphed to Oni Link, and was now equipped with a Double-Helix sword, not to mention a cool new style. He connected with a huge Disk of Fire, which caught Marth's cape on fire again (he had just succeded in putting it out)! Link then ran up and delivered a final blow with the Blue Flame-Charged Double-Helix sword, sending Marth off the side. Link had won!
The Swordsman's Championship Trophey hovered down to float in front of Link. Link grabbed it happily to outstanding applause! Zelda stood behind him beaming, when suddenly...
Samus! Samus had attacked Zelda from behind with a massive missile! She then followed up with a series of Bombs! Link tried to help, but keeping up his morph had exhausted him, and one strike from Samus's canon sent him down, the Mask laying on the ground next to him. Samus then used a fully-charged Energy Ball, knocking Zelda out!
Samus pulled off her helmet, her sleek blonde hair flowing down her red suit.
"Just a TASTE of what to expect tonight, freak!"
The crowd gasped at her phrasing. But, you can't blame her, someone who is both male AND female is kinda scary. Samus tossed her hair back and left the arena, both Zelda and Link laying on the Temple ground, the Trophey and the Mask still sitting there.
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Fox greeted her backstage when she arrived from the Arena.
"That was excellent!!! HAAA! Just what she deserved! You sure showed her!"
"This is so great, Fox! As soon as I've beaten those losers Peach and Zelda, and you've beaten that stink-face Ganondorf, we'll both have shiney new trophies!"
Fox and Samus embraced, then went to their room to prepare for their matches.
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The arena suddenly transformed, before everyone's eyes, into a Stage that looked like it was taken right out of "Balloon Fight".
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...OUR NEXT MATCH PITS PEACH, JIGGLYPUFF, PICHU, AND YOUNG LINK IN A BALLOON FIGHT MATCH! The rules: Each contestant will recieve THREE balloons, as opposed to the original two. Touching the ground after the wistle means elimination. And no, platforms don't count as ground. So, if all balloons are popped, and a contestant lans on a platform, the opponents will have to find a way to eliminate him/her/it. And, of course, Disqualification will result from using any items or by hitting any opponent's...you know. That probably only applies to Young Link here." (Young Link still lay on the ground from the last match.)
Pokemon music struck as Pichu and Jigglypuff entered the arena, to almost no applause whatsoever. Peach was next, waving to the crowd as the Mario theme played. Finally, Young Link regained conciousness (he hadn't moved from the ground) and hopped up onto the arena again.
The contestants shuffeled their feet impatiently as three Balloons were tied to their backs. Finally, they were ready to go, holding onto straps on the ground, used to keep them from floating away too soon.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand.....LIFTOFF!"
The four contestants floated slowly towards the starry sky. Pichu immediately went for Jigglypuff, they were in a match togeather later on, and he wanted her out of business. He's smarter than he looks, you know! Anyways, he sunk his teeth into Jiggly's first balloon, and popped it. Peach, meanwhile, kicked Young Link in the stomach, and aimed her high heels for Young Link's balloon. She missed, and Young Link lobbed a bomb at Peach, which exploded, popping ALL THREE balloons! She fell, but grabbed onto a Platform ledge and hung there. Peach and Zelda were getting way too much Bomb action already, and their Bombs Away match wasn't for a long time.
Young Link laughed, but was hit from behind by Jigglypuff! She slapped his balloons, over and over, until two of them popped. Without much support, he began to drift ominously towards the ground. No matter how much he tried, he kept sinking. He aimed himself for the nearest platform, and landed. He glanced back at Jiggly, aimed an arrow, and fired. Bull's Eye! One of her balloons burst, and she started swinging violently in the air from the impact.
Young Link laughed, but was hit from behind by Peach! She whacked his last balloon with a Frying Pan, and it burst. He swung around, only to taste the Frying Pan on his face. He staggered backwards, and fell to the ground! He had been eliminated!!!
Peach laughed, but was hit from behind by Zelda! She whacked her head with a Magic charge, then did her Up-A midair move, a Magic Bomb! Peach flew backwards onto ANOTHER platform, smouldering.
Zelda laughed, but was hit from behind by Samus! She whacked her head with her Canon, and Zelda slumped, knocked out, to the ground. Samus rolled her off the edge, and Zelda fell and crumpled on the ground.
Samus lept towards the platform that Peach was on, but Jigglypuff was singing a Lulliby to Pichu, and Samus ALSO fell asleep in mid-jump! She tumbled onto the platform, hitting Peach as well. The both of them fell and landed on Zelda. They were all laying in a heap on the ground.
Meanwhile, Pichu was slowly drifting towards the ground, asleep from the Lulliby. Jigglypuff easily slapped the other two balloons and popped them, sending him crashing to the ground. Jigglypuff had won!
The Lightweight Champion's Trophey fell down to hover in front of Jiggly. She grabbed it happily, and she trotted backstage, all smiles.
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WINNERS SO FAR...
LINK beat YOUNG LINK, MARTH, and ROY to become the SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPION
JIGGLYPUFF beat PEACH, YOUNG LINK, and PICHU to become the LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION
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PAGE DIRECTORY
Page 1
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CLASH OF STEEL MATCH
Link VS Marth VS Young Link VS Roy
For the SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LIGHTWEIGHT "BALLOON FIGHT" MATCH
Peach VS Jigglypuff VS Pichu VS Young Link
For The LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 2
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POKEMON BATTLE
Pikachu VS Pichu VS Mewtwo VS Jigglypuff
For The POKEMON CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL ITEMS ON (NO DQ'S) MATCH
Fox VS Doctor Mario VS Samus VS Ness VS Pikachu
For The HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 3
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TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Falco, Yoshi, and Luigi VS Mr. Game & Watch, Donkey Kong, and The Ice Climbers
For The SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL-STARS MATCH
Captain Falcon VS Kirby
For The STARS CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 4
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WOMEN'S "BOMBS AWAY" MATCH
Peach VS Samus VS Zelda
For The WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
GREAT EVIL (TO BE ANNOUNCED) MATCH
Bowser VS Mewtwo VS Ganondorf
For The EVIL CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 5
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ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Team Star Fox
For The ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPIONSHIP
TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Fox VS Ganondorf
For The SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
And now, Foxillusion presents... Super Smash Brothers Melee: INTENSITY.
Here we begin...
"LADEEEEEEEZ AND GENTLEMENS! THE SSB COUNCIL IS PROUD TO PRESENT SSBM INTENSITY, SPONSERED BY GOODYEAR TIRES! WE'RE LIVE AT THE SKYDOME IN TORONTO, ONTARIO, AND READY TO BEGIN. WE'LL START RIGHT OFF WITH OUR FIRST EVENT, WHICH IS...
"THE CLASH OF STEEL MATCH BETWEEN LINK, MARTH, YOUNG LINK, AND ROY! Oh, and before we begin, the rules. The only rule of THIS fight is, the only weapons they may use are Swords. Any other attacks result in Disqualification."
The Zelda music struck up as Link and Young Link made their way to the field. Since they were in the Skydome, the dome was retracted, of course, so they would be able to fly off. The Battle Arena could be generated to simulate any kind of field you wanted. Right now, the "Temple" simulation was up.
Then, Fire Embelem music played as Marth and Roy walked out to the arena to wild applause. They had absolutely no intention of fighting each other, as did Link and Young Link. Unfortunately, if it came down to the two of them, they would have to fight it out for the Championship.
"Three..."
"(Marth babbled in Japanese)"
"Two..."
"What was that?"
"One..."
"(Roy babbled ANGRILY in Japanese)"
"GO!!!"
"Augh, just shut UP!" Young Link yelled as he charged. Marth blocked this with his Counter, which sent Young Link sliding backwards. Link lept over Young Link's body and struck Marth, who was cut on the shoulder. Roy lept forwards, lashing out with his Fire Blade. Link dodged this as well and struck out with a series of sword stabs. Marth was hit again, and he stumbled backwards, fell, and landed on a lower section of the Temple.
Roy was looking around for where Young Link had gone. In fact, HE was right behind Roy, and before he knew it, Roy was "backstabbed". He stumbled forwards, but regained his balence, and swung around with his Fire Blade. Young Link's tunic was on fire! Thinking fast, he pulled it off. Thank god, he was wearing his Goron Tunic beneath that, which couldn't catch fire. Roy was a bit confused, and Young Link took advantage of this with multiple sword blows. Roy was forced back again and again, and was finally on the lowest part of the Temple. You know, the part that sticks off, that's like a seperate platform. Anywho, Young Link was trying to force him off the edge. Roy then used a vicious uppercut! This was not a sword menouver, though, and got Roy disqualified! Roy didn't seem to notice, though, he was charging up his sword...
BOUUUUUUM.
Young Link flew backwards and hit the path wall! He fell down that narrow crack to his doom as Roy laughed heartily and lept after him. It was now between Marth and Link...
Link was still capitalising. He exercised his dodge menouver as he deeked Marth out of his pants (no, not that way, you perverts)! Marth finally delivered a butt-ended sword blow to Link's stomach. He tried an open slash next, but that was Shield-blocked by Link. So Marth charged up a Shield Breaker, and swung with all his might!!!!!...
He connected! Link's shield shattered into a million tiny pieces, and Link fell, unconcious, to the ground. Marth began to roll him off the edge, but Zelda suddenly appeared behind him with Farore's Wind! She blasted him with a ball of Din's Fire. Marth screamed as his cape caught fire, and he flailed around. Zelda helped Link up, who brought out his Biggoron's Sword! He connected with a huge overhead swing, sending Marth down. Young Link was watching from the side, and tossed Link up a mask...
The Fierce Diety's Mask! Link morphed to Oni Link, and was now equipped with a Double-Helix sword, not to mention a cool new style. He connected with a huge Disk of Fire, which caught Marth's cape on fire again (he had just succeded in putting it out)! Link then ran up and delivered a final blow with the Blue Flame-Charged Double-Helix sword, sending Marth off the side. Link had won!
The Swordsman's Championship Trophey hovered down to float in front of Link. Link grabbed it happily to outstanding applause! Zelda stood behind him beaming, when suddenly...
Samus! Samus had attacked Zelda from behind with a massive missile! She then followed up with a series of Bombs! Link tried to help, but keeping up his morph had exhausted him, and one strike from Samus's canon sent him down, the Mask laying on the ground next to him. Samus then used a fully-charged Energy Ball, knocking Zelda out!
Samus pulled off her helmet, her sleek blonde hair flowing down her red suit.
"Just a TASTE of what to expect tonight, freak!"
The crowd gasped at her phrasing. But, you can't blame her, someone who is both male AND female is kinda scary. Samus tossed her hair back and left the arena, both Zelda and Link laying on the Temple ground, the Trophey and the Mask still sitting there.
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Fox greeted her backstage when she arrived from the Arena.
"That was excellent!!! HAAA! Just what she deserved! You sure showed her!"
"This is so great, Fox! As soon as I've beaten those losers Peach and Zelda, and you've beaten that stink-face Ganondorf, we'll both have shiney new trophies!"
Fox and Samus embraced, then went to their room to prepare for their matches.
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The arena suddenly transformed, before everyone's eyes, into a Stage that looked like it was taken right out of "Balloon Fight".
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...OUR NEXT MATCH PITS PEACH, JIGGLYPUFF, PICHU, AND YOUNG LINK IN A BALLOON FIGHT MATCH! The rules: Each contestant will recieve THREE balloons, as opposed to the original two. Touching the ground after the wistle means elimination. And no, platforms don't count as ground. So, if all balloons are popped, and a contestant lans on a platform, the opponents will have to find a way to eliminate him/her/it. And, of course, Disqualification will result from using any items or by hitting any opponent's...you know. That probably only applies to Young Link here." (Young Link still lay on the ground from the last match.)
Pokemon music struck as Pichu and Jigglypuff entered the arena, to almost no applause whatsoever. Peach was next, waving to the crowd as the Mario theme played. Finally, Young Link regained conciousness (he hadn't moved from the ground) and hopped up onto the arena again.
The contestants shuffeled their feet impatiently as three Balloons were tied to their backs. Finally, they were ready to go, holding onto straps on the ground, used to keep them from floating away too soon.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand.....LIFTOFF!"
The four contestants floated slowly towards the starry sky. Pichu immediately went for Jigglypuff, they were in a match togeather later on, and he wanted her out of business. He's smarter than he looks, you know! Anyways, he sunk his teeth into Jiggly's first balloon, and popped it. Peach, meanwhile, kicked Young Link in the stomach, and aimed her high heels for Young Link's balloon. She missed, and Young Link lobbed a bomb at Peach, which exploded, popping ALL THREE balloons! She fell, but grabbed onto a Platform ledge and hung there. Peach and Zelda were getting way too much Bomb action already, and their Bombs Away match wasn't for a long time.
Young Link laughed, but was hit from behind by Jigglypuff! She slapped his balloons, over and over, until two of them popped. Without much support, he began to drift ominously towards the ground. No matter how much he tried, he kept sinking. He aimed himself for the nearest platform, and landed. He glanced back at Jiggly, aimed an arrow, and fired. Bull's Eye! One of her balloons burst, and she started swinging violently in the air from the impact.
Young Link laughed, but was hit from behind by Peach! She whacked his last balloon with a Frying Pan, and it burst. He swung around, only to taste the Frying Pan on his face. He staggered backwards, and fell to the ground! He had been eliminated!!!
Peach laughed, but was hit from behind by Zelda! She whacked her head with a Magic charge, then did her Up-A midair move, a Magic Bomb! Peach flew backwards onto ANOTHER platform, smouldering.
Zelda laughed, but was hit from behind by Samus! She whacked her head with her Canon, and Zelda slumped, knocked out, to the ground. Samus rolled her off the edge, and Zelda fell and crumpled on the ground.
Samus lept towards the platform that Peach was on, but Jigglypuff was singing a Lulliby to Pichu, and Samus ALSO fell asleep in mid-jump! She tumbled onto the platform, hitting Peach as well. The both of them fell and landed on Zelda. They were all laying in a heap on the ground.
Meanwhile, Pichu was slowly drifting towards the ground, asleep from the Lulliby. Jigglypuff easily slapped the other two balloons and popped them, sending him crashing to the ground. Jigglypuff had won!
The Lightweight Champion's Trophey fell down to hover in front of Jiggly. She grabbed it happily, and she trotted backstage, all smiles.
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WINNERS SO FAR...
LINK beat YOUNG LINK, MARTH, and ROY to become the SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPION
JIGGLYPUFF beat PEACH, YOUNG LINK, and PICHU to become the LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION
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PAGE DIRECTORY
Page 1
******
CLASH OF STEEL MATCH
Link VS Marth VS Young Link VS Roy
For the SWORDSMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
LIGHTWEIGHT "BALLOON FIGHT" MATCH
Peach VS Jigglypuff VS Pichu VS Young Link
For The LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 2
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POKEMON BATTLE
Pikachu VS Pichu VS Mewtwo VS Jigglypuff
For The POKEMON CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL ITEMS ON (NO DQ'S) MATCH
Fox VS Doctor Mario VS Samus VS Ness VS Pikachu
For The HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 3
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TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Falco, Yoshi, and Luigi VS Mr. Game & Watch, Donkey Kong, and The Ice Climbers
For The SSBM TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ALL-STARS MATCH
Captain Falcon VS Kirby
For The STARS CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 4
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WOMEN'S "BOMBS AWAY" MATCH
Peach VS Samus VS Zelda
For The WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
GREAT EVIL (TO BE ANNOUNCED) MATCH
Bowser VS Mewtwo VS Ganondorf
For The EVIL CHAMPIONSHIP
Page 5
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ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
Team Star Fox
For The ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPIONSHIP
TO-BE-ANNOUNCED MATCH
Fox VS Ganondorf
For The SSBM UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP