If Sonny yells at Chad
Chad yells back.
If Sonny calls Chad
He calls back.
(To say good! Or something)
If Sonny hates Chad
Chad hates her too.
If Sonny wants Chad
Chad wants her too.
Sonny: Wha- NO! So not true!
Chad: Not true at all!
Me: Yeah yeah sure you guys…
Selena: agree
If Sonny laughs at Chad
Chad laughs at her back.
If Sonny disagree with Chad
Chad disagrees with her too.
If Sonny shouts at Chad
Chad shouts back.
If Sonny holds Chad's hand
He holds hers too.
Chad: What?! I will never hold her hand.
Sonny: And if he does, I'll let go!!! And kick his creeper face!
Me: even if he holds you from falling off the cliff?
Chad & Sonny: Yes!
Selena: I told you, the two are horrible at playing themselves…
Chad & Sonny: heeeeeyy…
If Sonny pranked Chad
Chad pranks her back.
If Sonny ruins Chad
Chad ruins her back
If Sonny hurts Chad
Chad hurts her back
And…
If Sonny apologizes for Chad
Hopefully Chad apologizes too…
[Chad and Sonny glare at each other]
*sigh*
Sonny: [grabs Chad's hand] Chad I'm-
Chad: [Jumps and kisses Sonny]
Me: eewwwwwwwww!!!
Selena: [raising her arms in the air] YES!!!
Sonny & Chad & Me:[glare frustrated at Selena]
Selena: What?!
Me: [sigh and looking up with a I'm-disgusted face]
Sonny and Chad: [continue making out]