CHAPTER 1 STEWIE BECOMES SUSPICIOS
"Oh, it feels good to drink," explained Peter.
"Peter, we drink every day," said Brian.
"Well at least I don't drink from the toilet, bring dead animals inside, chew up the furniture, bark at company, hide from the vacuum, and poop by the door," exclaimed Peter.
"Peter, you do those things to!" said Brian.
"Well that may be true, but, but, oh I hate when I don't have a good comeback!"
"So Cleveland, got a girlfriend?" asked Quagmire.
"Yes, I do and it is amazing that I have been going out with her for a whole season and you haven't banged her yet," yelled Cleveland.
"Way to break the fourth wall there Cleveland," said Joe.
"I'm just anxious because there hasn't been a cutaway yet," said Cleveland.
CUTAWAY
(The cookie monster is eating vegetables.)
"Peter, I need you to watch Stewie while I go to the store," said Lois.
"But Lois, I'm drinking with guys now."
"Just do it!"
Lois hands Stewie to Peter. Peter throws Stewie beside him.
"This is just great, yet I feel somewhat aroused now." said Stewie.
Stewie looks around at all the guys and feels funny. He has felt this before, but not to this degree.
"What the devil? This is more awkward than the time I met Michael Jackson.
CUTAWAY
"Oh my, you are Michael Jackson!"
"This moment would be more special if you took off your clothes." said Michael.
"Brian, I feel weird. I feel a sense of excitement."
"What do you mean Stewie?"
"I'm not sure."