Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own Cold Case, Bones, NCIS, Castle, or Twilight.

NCIS

Zeva David/DiNozzo

My life has turned out perfect although marriage to Anthony DiNozzo was not what I had in mind. Earlyer this year I quit Mossad and became an NCIS agent and an American citizen then I thought I would make a new life but ended up falling in love with my partner. A Catholic at that. But I do not miss Isreal, at least not much. However it was fun to break "Rule number 12 never date a coworker" (In NCIS the team leader Gibbs has a set of rules based on his mistakes).

DiNozzo

My trained assain wife and my sniper boss are going to kill me. For fun I signed up for The Newlywed game. I never belived we would be chosen. But today I got that stupid letter from L.A.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. DiNozzo,

Thank you for applying to be on The Newlywed game. You and three other couples have been chosen to come to LA to compete for a chance to win one million dollars. The winner is determined by who knows their mate the best. Be in L.A. on February 14 2010 where a limo will be waiting to take you to your hotel. Filming will start at 9:00 the next morning. Tickets have been provided flight details are included with the tickets. May the best couple win.

Good Luck, Edward and Bella Cullen.

Well I might as well have fun I do get to see how much my beautiful wife knows about me. Here she comes time to get this over with. There are no weapons around but she herself has told me that she once killed someone with a credit card.

Wish me luck.