Jessie Springer 2!
Disclaimer: Like I said in the first part; I don't own Pokemon, duh!
A/N: This is sort of a sequel to Jessie Springer. I decided since I got 'interesting' reviews I would do a sequel. If you read the first part you would understand this better. This starts backstage.
*In her Dressing Room*
Jessie: How in the HELL did I get roped into doing another "Jessie Springer"
show?!
(A/N: My thoughts exactly!)
Producer: Listen Jessie, you got good ratings last time and you have to had done at least 3 shows to quit.
Jessie: DARNIT!
Producer: Your previous show was hilarious. Now come on you're on in 2 minutes!
Jessie: Fine! But if I have to do this show, my partners suffer with me!
Producer: Whatever! Just get ready!
*the Producer leaves*
Jessie: Darned Author!
~Me~: Hey! At least I don't dress like a Drag Queen!
Jessie: This look comes naturally!
~Me~: Keep dreaming!
Jessie: MEOWTH! GET OVER HERE!!!
*Meowth appears*
Meowth: Am I gonna help you with this new show?
Jessie: Yeah, get James. Is he still in counseling?
Meowth: Actually I think he's back.
*James comes in*
James: Hey Meowth... Hey cute Jessie...
Jessie: Come on nut-case we're gonna host a show and you're the bodyguard!
James: Cool!
Jessie: Yeah, *mutters* weird guy who has a crush on me.
Stage Manager: You're on Ms. Springer and you, um, meowth and previous guest...
Jessie: Let's go!
*Team Rocket get's on the stage, right before the starting theme song begins*
Jessie: Hello. This is my 'actual' second show and our guests today are... people with problems that can't afford phsychiatric help!
James: I'm the hot bodyguard, with a head of hair!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Meowth: I'm Meowth, that's right!
Jessie: Yeah yeah my assistants. Now our first guest is... a camera nut named Todd. He captured Pikachu..... on film!
*Todd comes out*
Todd: Hi. Hey! You're that old lady who told me to capture Pikachu. I got him- on film!
Jessie: I know. You have a secret, now what is it?
Todd: I have to tell my um... aquaintances, not really my friends, but oh well- I gotta tell them that I-umm- I dance for money...
James: That doesn't seem so bad.
Todd: I dance- in the neud.
James & Meowth: EEWWWWWW!!!!!
Jessie: And the horror begins......
Meowth: I will never look at that kid the same again!
Todd: How else would I pay for this cool high tech camera and equipment?!
Jessie: Explain that to your aquaintances- Ash and Misty?!
*Ash and Misty come out a little worried*
Misty: This seems strangely familiar.....
Ash: Argh I can't believe we came here again!
Jessie: Well what a surprise! The twerps are on the show again! Anyway your
uh, 'friend' has something to tell you. Go ahead camera boy.
Ash: Is he gay?
Jessie: .....No.
Ash: That's all I wanted to know!
Jessie: Listen up, the freak has to tell you something.
Todd: I don't know how to tell you guys, I'm a male stripper!
Ash: WHAT?!
Misty: REALLY!?
Todd: Yeah! I can't survive on taking pictures alone.
Ash: I can't believe this...
Todd: Are you mad?
Ash: Not really... just overwhelmed *sigh* one friend is GAY the other strips! I wonder if Brock... I'm outta here!
Jessie: See ya twerps!
Misty: Oh shut up. You look like a Drag Queen anyway!
Jessie: Hey! This look is natural!
*Ash, Misty, and Todd leave*
Jessie: Hmph. My next guest, is a girl. Named Duplica? Meowth! Did you do a backround check on her!?
Meowth: Yep. She ain't a Ditto.
Jessie: Good.
Meowth: She trains them!
Jessie: Who cares. Come out Duplica!
*Duplica comes out- in a wedding dress*
James: That's kinda fancy for a talkshow...
Jessie: You dolt! That's a WEDDING DRESS! What's the deal girlie?
Duplica: I came on the show to ask my boyfriend to marry me!
Meowth: You came to da wrong show girlie!
Jessie: Shut up Meowth! Hosting a wedding can give this show some class!
James: Yeah Meowth, what can be weird about a wedding?
Jessie: Let's bring out the groom! *speaks to Duplica* it is a HE right?
Duplica: Yes! His name is Dino!
*A boy, with blond hair and violet eyes wearing a tuxedo, comes out*
Jessie: Now, let's get a priest and- *the producer comes out and whispers something to Jessie* Aww shoot. Duplica, your boyfriend, Dino has something to tell you before you get married.
Duplica: What?
Dino: Ditto.
Duplica: You can talk?! I thought you were mute!
Dino: Ditto!
Jessie: ARGH!!! DINO IS A DITTO!?!
Dino: *Nods* Dit-to to.
Jessie: Meowth! Translate! Now!
Mewoth: Fine. This is kinda weird.
Duplica: You're telling me!
Dino: Ditto, Di Toto.
Meowth: He says that he's actually Duplica's pokemon.
Jessie: Hey, we recently had another ditto try to impersonate a human, she called herself "Deedee". Do you know her
Dino: Ditto, Ditto to.
Meowth: Dino says that HE IS DEEDEE!!!
Jessie: WHAT?!?!?!
Audience: OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!
Duplica: WHO THE HECK IS DEEDEE!?!
*'Dino' transforms into Deedee, the guest from the first show*
Dino: To ditto, Ditto to di.
Meowth: He says that as Deedee, he broke up with Brock and went to Duplica as a boy.
Duplica: WHY?!?
Dino: Dit Dit, to. Dit to to ditto
Meowth: Because you are a pathetic loser that can't meet any boys. And ditto felt sorry for you!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jessie: Well, that's pretty PATHETIC!
James: YEAH!
Dino: To, Ditto to.
Jessie & Duplica: What?
Meowth: Dino says if you still wanna get married?
Duplica: I did buy the dress..... what the heck!
Audience: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
*'Deedee' transforms back into 'Dino'*
James: True love..... I'm so happy for them.
Jessie: Let's see if you're still happy, when *you* have to do the ceremony, and be the priest!
James: But I can't!
Meowth: You got a priest license don't ya?
James: But-but-
Jessie: GO!
*Some stage people pull out a place where the priest should be. They also bring a few flowers for Duplica and decoration*
James: Umm... dearly beloved we are gathered here today, under the roof of this cheap studio-
Jessie: HEY!
James: And with this audience as witness-
Audience: YEAH!!!!!
James: To uh- join in matrimony..... Duplica and this ditto...
Duplica: A hot and cute ditto!
*Ditto blushes*
James: Yeah. Er, do you, Duplica take Dit- er DINO as your, um, husband?
Duplica: YEAH BABY!!!
James: O-kay. do you, Dino... umm, take Duplica as your wife?
Dino: Ditto!
James: I'll take that as a yes... By the power vested in me, by the state of uh... Jessie are you sure this is legal? My license didn't cover what state I can marry people in!
Jessie: A license is a license!
James: Alright... I know pronounce you- ditto and wife!
Audience: YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *whistles*
Jessie: How nice....... commercial time!
Meowth: Anyone for crazy eights?
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(Commercials)
*The first commercial shows a poliwag in a small pool*
Voice: Awww, relaxing after a tough battle?
Poliwag: Poli. *nods yes*
Voice: Isn't that pool a little small?
Poliwag: Poli. *nods yes*
Voice: Don't you wish you had a bigger area to swim in?
Poliwag: Poli. *nods yes*
Voice: Well, if you were rich you could afford one!
Announcer: That's right, now play at Celadon City Slot Machines. Who knows,
you might win a jackpot! Go now!
*Poliwag is shown gambling and winning some coins*
Announcer: Yes go now!!!
*The second commercial shows a little girl on a small wooden chair*
Voice: Awww, relaxing after a tough battle?
Little Girl: Yeah. *nods yes*
Voice: Isn't that chair a little hard and scratchy?
Little Girl: Yes. *nods yes*
Voice: Don't you wish you had a bigger, softer sofa?
Little Girl: Sure! *nods yes*
Voice: Well, if you were rich you could afford one!
Announcer: You heard him, now you can play at Celadon City Slot Machines. maybe you might win a jackpot! Go now!
*The little girl is shown gambling and winning some coins*
Announcer: Yes I said; go now!!!
*The third commercial shows a guy dressed in black wearing sunglasses, leaning on a wall*
Voice: Awww, relaxing after a tough battle?
Mysterious Guy: Maybe.
Voice: Isn't that wall a little cracked?
Mysterious Guy: Why?
Voice: Don't you wish you had your own leaning post?
Mysterious Guy: *nods yes*
Voice: Well, if you were rich you could afford one!
Announcer: You heard him, now you can play-
Lady Announcer: Sick of hearing about that stupid announcer and that annoying voice? Well all you have to do is start a pledge saying that you don't want any more dumb "Celadon City Slot Machines" commercials! What's the deal?! A poliwag and a little girl CANNOT GAMBLE! You hear me!?!?! *Ahem* anyway, get 100 signatures from your neighborhood and you'll get a FREE BAZOOKA! You heard right, a FREE BAZOOKA!
*It shows the Mysterious Guy again with a cool bazooka*
Mysterious Guy: Take this, voice guy!
*He fires and you see a body drop dead, most likely of that annoying voice guy or Announcer*
Lady Announcer: Remember, you are 100 signatures away from blowing that Slot machine commercial away!
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Audience: JESSIE! JESSIE! JESSIE! JESSIE! JESSIE!
Meowth: Well I have a crazy eight!
Jessie: Darnit! You're good at this!
James: I only have a 6 of hearts.
Jessie: You dummy! You're not supposed to tell us! You're supposed to- *notices she's on the air* Oh! Uh.... Hi, welcome back! Our guests today have surprises to reveal!
Audience: Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!
Meowth: Wow, and you thought of that title by yourself too?
Jessie: Well yes, but it's actually just a cheap rewording of the my last show's title; "Secrets to Confess!"
Audience: Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!
Jessie: Be quiet! Anyway, my last guest-
James & Meowth: Thank God!!!
Jessie: You're telling me! My last guest is Officer Jenny?!
*Officer Jenny comes out and sits down*
Jessie: This isn't some trick, to reveal that we're producing a show illegaly
and we had a wedding ceremony held by a guy who can't distinguish his sexuality, is it?
Officer Jenny: No...
Jessie: Uhh... good! Cause we didn't do those things!
Officer Jenny: Whatever. I was brought here by my boyfriend who wants to tell me something.
Jessie: Okay. Let's bring out your boyfriend!
Audience: Yeeeaaaaahhh!!!
*Brock comes out!*
Jessie,James,& Meowth: BROCK?!?
Brock: That's right!
Meowth: YOU STOLE MY CATCH PHRASE!!!
*Meowth pounces on Brock and starts to scratch him*
Brock: OW! SON OF A-
Meowth: Take that you no eyed, phrase stealer!!!
James: My moment to shine!
*James came and stopped the fight by dragging off Meowth*
Meowth: PHRASE STEALER!!!
Brock: UGLY CAT!!!
Jessie: Settle down you two! Now Brock, making your second appearance on this
show... you have to tell Officer Jenny something?
Brock: Yes. Jenny I've- *dramatic pause* been cheating on you!
Officer Jenny: WHAT?!?!?!
Jessie: He SAID he's been-
Officer Jenny: I KNOW WHAT HE SAID!!!
Jessie: Yeah, well you were saying 'What'! I should have known.
Officer Jenny: How could you Brock!? And I've only been seeing you for a week!
Jessie: So... who are you cheating with?
Brock: Umm, Nurse Joy.....
Officer Jenny: That pansy waste!?!
Jessie: *sigh* Get ready James, Come on out, Nurse Joy!
*Nurse Joy comes out and Officer Jenny tackles her*
Audience: YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
James: Ooohhh! A cat fight!
Meowth: I resent that term!
Brock: I gotta say this is kinda turning me on...
Meowth: Shut up you no eyed, perverted, copy-CATTING THIEF!!!!!
*James breaks up the cat fight- just barely*
Brock: Hehehe two girls fighting over me, wow!
Officer Jenny: I can't take this! Brock, I'm leaving you!!!
Nurse Joy: I'm SO dumping you Brock!
Brock: BOTH OF YOU!?!?!?
*Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy storm off backstage*
Brock: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jessie: Hey, blind twerp, I was wondering- didn't you use to have a girlfriend? Her name was... Deedee?
Brock: Oh Jessie! I thought it was going great with Deedee! But then one day, after her weekly visit to her pokemon trainer, she DUMPED me for no reason!!!
*Brock starts to cry*
Brock: Now I have no one!!! I am so desperatly LONELY!!!
James: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!!! ALONE, DESPERATE, LOOKING FOR *THE ONE*!!!
*James starts to cry also*
Jessie: Uh.... there there... Ummm.... Help me Meowth! I'm not good with crying men!
Meowth: O-kay.
*Meowth goes up to Brock and James, and SMACKS them*
Meowth: Calm down babies! Sheesh don't you have mothers to handle this blubberin?
Brock & James: NO!!!
Meowth: Yeah well, Jessie and me ain't about to play "sypathetics".
*Brock and James stop crying and go backstage sadly*
Jessie: Well at least they stopped..... now I have to *looks at her card*
bring all of them out again!?!
Meowth: Let's just get it over with and ask audience questions when they come out.
*All the guest come out and start talking*
Brock: Hey Ash, Misty weren't you here before?
Ash & Misty: Yeah.....
Ash: Todd is a stripper.
Brock: Photographing Todd? EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!
Todd: Well why are you here?!
Brock: I got dumped- TWICE!!!!!
Duplica: How pathetic..... at least I'm married.
Dino: Ditto.
Brock: What?
Dino: ......Ditto
Brock: Deedee?!?!?!
James: Uh-oh...
Jessie: Oh that's right Deedee dumped Brock, to MARRY Duplica!
Audience: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Brock: WHY DEEDEE WHY?!?!
Dino: Ditto.....
Duplica: That's MY husband you're talking to!
Brock: 'HE' used to be MY girlfriend!!!
Jessie: ALL OF YOU, QUIET!!!!!
*They are quiet*
Jessie: Now time for..... Audience questions *mutters* darnit!
Audience: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jessie: *sigh* Okay, um you madam.
*Jessie brings her microphone to a woman near the back of the audience*
Lady: First of all, your show is great Jessie! My question is for guy that was dumped, why did you play two great gals like them?
Nurse Joy: Because he's a jerk!
Officer Jenny: And a player!
Brock: I just wanted to feel like a big man!
Audience: BBBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jessie: Yeah yeah, you wanna say something sir?
*Jessie brings her microphone to a guy near the middle section*
Guy: Yeah, um this question is for the Ditto. Are you a guy or a girl?
Ditto: Dit dit to.
Meowth: It has no gender..... how disturbing.
Guy: Wow! No gender! YOU ROCK!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!
Audience: WWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jessie: Okay, someone has had a little too much sugar...
James: Or drugs...
Meowth: Or both...
Audience: SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!!!!!
Jessie: QUIET!!! Now last question! You! Old lady.
*Jessie brings her microphone to an old lady sitting in the second row*
Old Lady: This is for the stripper boy, first of all do you photograph yourself in the neud?
Todd: If it turns you on!
Guests and Jessie: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
James: How... eeeeeeewwwwww!
Old Lady: Okay, now would you do a little dance for me?
Todd: It'll cost you alot, I'm pretty experienced.
Old Lady: I'll give you ten bucks.
Todd: I'll take it!
Misty: Hey! I remember clearly that I lent you $10!
Todd: Sorry I never paid you back, I got a twenty.
Misty: To hell with the twenty! You have to do a lap dance for me too!
Jessie: WHAT!?!?!
Ash: WHAT!?!?!
Todd: Okay.
*The old lady goes on stage and sits on an empty seat. Misty sits beside her
and Todd starts to take off his belt!*
Jessie: Oh GOD!
Misty & Old Lady: Yeah! Take it off!
Meowth: Don't listen to those gals!
Jessie: Isn't there SOME law that forbids this, Officer Jenny?!
Officer Jenny: None that I can see... take it off!
*Todd is down to his boxer shorts and an undershirt*
Misty & Old Lady: Take off the boxers!
Audience: YEAH!!! Take it off! Take it off!
*Todd is about to "take it off"*
Jessie: FINAL THOUGHT TIME!!!!!
Todd: But I'm not done!
Misty & Old Lady: Yeah he's not done!
Jessie: He is as far as I'm concerned! You're done stripper boy!
*Todd sits down and thge old lady goes back to her seat*
Jessie: Now for my final thought; my second show today was just as I expected- low and full of freaks.
Guests HEY!
Jessie: We have all learned something today.
Audience: WHAT?
Guests: WHAT?
Meowth: WHAT?
Jessie: *looks at Brock* You got dumped THREE TIMES! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Pathetic!
I mean Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy, AND a DITTO!!!
Brock: WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I'M SO ALONE!!!
*Everyone sweatdrops*
Jessie: Argh he's crying again, I'm outta here!
James: Wait Jessie! I don't wanna be lonely!
Meowth: *sigh*
*Jessie, James, and Meowth leave and the end song is playing.*
The End
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Hope you liked this sequel! And I hope I haven't offended 'James fans' or 'Brock fans' beacuse of the whole "they're pathetic and lonely" thing. Oh yeah I might write the third part to this, because Jessie needs at least THREE shows to quit!^_^O I need at least 12 good reviews for the third (but maybe not the last) show. ^_^
Disclaimer: Like I said in the first part; I don't own Pokemon, duh!
A/N: This is sort of a sequel to Jessie Springer. I decided since I got 'interesting' reviews I would do a sequel. If you read the first part you would understand this better. This starts backstage.
*In her Dressing Room*
Jessie: How in the HELL did I get roped into doing another "Jessie Springer"
show?!
(A/N: My thoughts exactly!)
Producer: Listen Jessie, you got good ratings last time and you have to had done at least 3 shows to quit.
Jessie: DARNIT!
Producer: Your previous show was hilarious. Now come on you're on in 2 minutes!
Jessie: Fine! But if I have to do this show, my partners suffer with me!
Producer: Whatever! Just get ready!
*the Producer leaves*
Jessie: Darned Author!
~Me~: Hey! At least I don't dress like a Drag Queen!
Jessie: This look comes naturally!
~Me~: Keep dreaming!
Jessie: MEOWTH! GET OVER HERE!!!
*Meowth appears*
Meowth: Am I gonna help you with this new show?
Jessie: Yeah, get James. Is he still in counseling?
Meowth: Actually I think he's back.
*James comes in*
James: Hey Meowth... Hey cute Jessie...
Jessie: Come on nut-case we're gonna host a show and you're the bodyguard!
James: Cool!
Jessie: Yeah, *mutters* weird guy who has a crush on me.
Stage Manager: You're on Ms. Springer and you, um, meowth and previous guest...
Jessie: Let's go!
*Team Rocket get's on the stage, right before the starting theme song begins*
Jessie: Hello. This is my 'actual' second show and our guests today are... people with problems that can't afford phsychiatric help!
James: I'm the hot bodyguard, with a head of hair!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Meowth: I'm Meowth, that's right!
Jessie: Yeah yeah my assistants. Now our first guest is... a camera nut named Todd. He captured Pikachu..... on film!
*Todd comes out*
Todd: Hi. Hey! You're that old lady who told me to capture Pikachu. I got him- on film!
Jessie: I know. You have a secret, now what is it?
Todd: I have to tell my um... aquaintances, not really my friends, but oh well- I gotta tell them that I-umm- I dance for money...
James: That doesn't seem so bad.
Todd: I dance- in the neud.
James & Meowth: EEWWWWWW!!!!!
Jessie: And the horror begins......
Meowth: I will never look at that kid the same again!
Todd: How else would I pay for this cool high tech camera and equipment?!
Jessie: Explain that to your aquaintances- Ash and Misty?!
*Ash and Misty come out a little worried*
Misty: This seems strangely familiar.....
Ash: Argh I can't believe we came here again!
Jessie: Well what a surprise! The twerps are on the show again! Anyway your
uh, 'friend' has something to tell you. Go ahead camera boy.
Ash: Is he gay?
Jessie: .....No.
Ash: That's all I wanted to know!
Jessie: Listen up, the freak has to tell you something.
Todd: I don't know how to tell you guys, I'm a male stripper!
Ash: WHAT?!
Misty: REALLY!?
Todd: Yeah! I can't survive on taking pictures alone.
Ash: I can't believe this...
Todd: Are you mad?
Ash: Not really... just overwhelmed *sigh* one friend is GAY the other strips! I wonder if Brock... I'm outta here!
Jessie: See ya twerps!
Misty: Oh shut up. You look like a Drag Queen anyway!
Jessie: Hey! This look is natural!
*Ash, Misty, and Todd leave*
Jessie: Hmph. My next guest, is a girl. Named Duplica? Meowth! Did you do a backround check on her!?
Meowth: Yep. She ain't a Ditto.
Jessie: Good.
Meowth: She trains them!
Jessie: Who cares. Come out Duplica!
*Duplica comes out- in a wedding dress*
James: That's kinda fancy for a talkshow...
Jessie: You dolt! That's a WEDDING DRESS! What's the deal girlie?
Duplica: I came on the show to ask my boyfriend to marry me!
Meowth: You came to da wrong show girlie!
Jessie: Shut up Meowth! Hosting a wedding can give this show some class!
James: Yeah Meowth, what can be weird about a wedding?
Jessie: Let's bring out the groom! *speaks to Duplica* it is a HE right?
Duplica: Yes! His name is Dino!
*A boy, with blond hair and violet eyes wearing a tuxedo, comes out*
Jessie: Now, let's get a priest and- *the producer comes out and whispers something to Jessie* Aww shoot. Duplica, your boyfriend, Dino has something to tell you before you get married.
Duplica: What?
Dino: Ditto.
Duplica: You can talk?! I thought you were mute!
Dino: Ditto!
Jessie: ARGH!!! DINO IS A DITTO!?!
Dino: *Nods* Dit-to to.
Jessie: Meowth! Translate! Now!
Mewoth: Fine. This is kinda weird.
Duplica: You're telling me!
Dino: Ditto, Di Toto.
Meowth: He says that he's actually Duplica's pokemon.
Jessie: Hey, we recently had another ditto try to impersonate a human, she called herself "Deedee". Do you know her
Dino: Ditto, Ditto to.
Meowth: Dino says that HE IS DEEDEE!!!
Jessie: WHAT?!?!?!
Audience: OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!
Duplica: WHO THE HECK IS DEEDEE!?!
*'Dino' transforms into Deedee, the guest from the first show*
Dino: To ditto, Ditto to di.
Meowth: He says that as Deedee, he broke up with Brock and went to Duplica as a boy.
Duplica: WHY?!?
Dino: Dit Dit, to. Dit to to ditto
Meowth: Because you are a pathetic loser that can't meet any boys. And ditto felt sorry for you!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jessie: Well, that's pretty PATHETIC!
James: YEAH!
Dino: To, Ditto to.
Jessie & Duplica: What?
Meowth: Dino says if you still wanna get married?
Duplica: I did buy the dress..... what the heck!
Audience: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
*'Deedee' transforms back into 'Dino'*
James: True love..... I'm so happy for them.
Jessie: Let's see if you're still happy, when *you* have to do the ceremony, and be the priest!
James: But I can't!
Meowth: You got a priest license don't ya?
James: But-but-
Jessie: GO!
*Some stage people pull out a place where the priest should be. They also bring a few flowers for Duplica and decoration*
James: Umm... dearly beloved we are gathered here today, under the roof of this cheap studio-
Jessie: HEY!
James: And with this audience as witness-
Audience: YEAH!!!!!
James: To uh- join in matrimony..... Duplica and this ditto...
Duplica: A hot and cute ditto!
*Ditto blushes*
James: Yeah. Er, do you, Duplica take Dit- er DINO as your, um, husband?
Duplica: YEAH BABY!!!
James: O-kay. do you, Dino... umm, take Duplica as your wife?
Dino: Ditto!
James: I'll take that as a yes... By the power vested in me, by the state of uh... Jessie are you sure this is legal? My license didn't cover what state I can marry people in!
Jessie: A license is a license!
James: Alright... I know pronounce you- ditto and wife!
Audience: YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *whistles*
Jessie: How nice....... commercial time!
Meowth: Anyone for crazy eights?
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(Commercials)
*The first commercial shows a poliwag in a small pool*
Voice: Awww, relaxing after a tough battle?
Poliwag: Poli. *nods yes*
Voice: Isn't that pool a little small?
Poliwag: Poli. *nods yes*
Voice: Don't you wish you had a bigger area to swim in?
Poliwag: Poli. *nods yes*
Voice: Well, if you were rich you could afford one!
Announcer: That's right, now play at Celadon City Slot Machines. Who knows,
you might win a jackpot! Go now!
*Poliwag is shown gambling and winning some coins*
Announcer: Yes go now!!!
*The second commercial shows a little girl on a small wooden chair*
Voice: Awww, relaxing after a tough battle?
Little Girl: Yeah. *nods yes*
Voice: Isn't that chair a little hard and scratchy?
Little Girl: Yes. *nods yes*
Voice: Don't you wish you had a bigger, softer sofa?
Little Girl: Sure! *nods yes*
Voice: Well, if you were rich you could afford one!
Announcer: You heard him, now you can play at Celadon City Slot Machines. maybe you might win a jackpot! Go now!
*The little girl is shown gambling and winning some coins*
Announcer: Yes I said; go now!!!
*The third commercial shows a guy dressed in black wearing sunglasses, leaning on a wall*
Voice: Awww, relaxing after a tough battle?
Mysterious Guy: Maybe.
Voice: Isn't that wall a little cracked?
Mysterious Guy: Why?
Voice: Don't you wish you had your own leaning post?
Mysterious Guy: *nods yes*
Voice: Well, if you were rich you could afford one!
Announcer: You heard him, now you can play-
Lady Announcer: Sick of hearing about that stupid announcer and that annoying voice? Well all you have to do is start a pledge saying that you don't want any more dumb "Celadon City Slot Machines" commercials! What's the deal?! A poliwag and a little girl CANNOT GAMBLE! You hear me!?!?! *Ahem* anyway, get 100 signatures from your neighborhood and you'll get a FREE BAZOOKA! You heard right, a FREE BAZOOKA!
*It shows the Mysterious Guy again with a cool bazooka*
Mysterious Guy: Take this, voice guy!
*He fires and you see a body drop dead, most likely of that annoying voice guy or Announcer*
Lady Announcer: Remember, you are 100 signatures away from blowing that Slot machine commercial away!
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Audience: JESSIE! JESSIE! JESSIE! JESSIE! JESSIE!
Meowth: Well I have a crazy eight!
Jessie: Darnit! You're good at this!
James: I only have a 6 of hearts.
Jessie: You dummy! You're not supposed to tell us! You're supposed to- *notices she's on the air* Oh! Uh.... Hi, welcome back! Our guests today have surprises to reveal!
Audience: Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!
Meowth: Wow, and you thought of that title by yourself too?
Jessie: Well yes, but it's actually just a cheap rewording of the my last show's title; "Secrets to Confess!"
Audience: Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!
Jessie: Be quiet! Anyway, my last guest-
James & Meowth: Thank God!!!
Jessie: You're telling me! My last guest is Officer Jenny?!
*Officer Jenny comes out and sits down*
Jessie: This isn't some trick, to reveal that we're producing a show illegaly
and we had a wedding ceremony held by a guy who can't distinguish his sexuality, is it?
Officer Jenny: No...
Jessie: Uhh... good! Cause we didn't do those things!
Officer Jenny: Whatever. I was brought here by my boyfriend who wants to tell me something.
Jessie: Okay. Let's bring out your boyfriend!
Audience: Yeeeaaaaahhh!!!
*Brock comes out!*
Jessie,James,& Meowth: BROCK?!?
Brock: That's right!
Meowth: YOU STOLE MY CATCH PHRASE!!!
*Meowth pounces on Brock and starts to scratch him*
Brock: OW! SON OF A-
Meowth: Take that you no eyed, phrase stealer!!!
James: My moment to shine!
*James came and stopped the fight by dragging off Meowth*
Meowth: PHRASE STEALER!!!
Brock: UGLY CAT!!!
Jessie: Settle down you two! Now Brock, making your second appearance on this
show... you have to tell Officer Jenny something?
Brock: Yes. Jenny I've- *dramatic pause* been cheating on you!
Officer Jenny: WHAT?!?!?!
Jessie: He SAID he's been-
Officer Jenny: I KNOW WHAT HE SAID!!!
Jessie: Yeah, well you were saying 'What'! I should have known.
Officer Jenny: How could you Brock!? And I've only been seeing you for a week!
Jessie: So... who are you cheating with?
Brock: Umm, Nurse Joy.....
Officer Jenny: That pansy waste!?!
Jessie: *sigh* Get ready James, Come on out, Nurse Joy!
*Nurse Joy comes out and Officer Jenny tackles her*
Audience: YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
James: Ooohhh! A cat fight!
Meowth: I resent that term!
Brock: I gotta say this is kinda turning me on...
Meowth: Shut up you no eyed, perverted, copy-CATTING THIEF!!!!!
*James breaks up the cat fight- just barely*
Brock: Hehehe two girls fighting over me, wow!
Officer Jenny: I can't take this! Brock, I'm leaving you!!!
Nurse Joy: I'm SO dumping you Brock!
Brock: BOTH OF YOU!?!?!?
*Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy storm off backstage*
Brock: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jessie: Hey, blind twerp, I was wondering- didn't you use to have a girlfriend? Her name was... Deedee?
Brock: Oh Jessie! I thought it was going great with Deedee! But then one day, after her weekly visit to her pokemon trainer, she DUMPED me for no reason!!!
*Brock starts to cry*
Brock: Now I have no one!!! I am so desperatly LONELY!!!
James: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!!! ALONE, DESPERATE, LOOKING FOR *THE ONE*!!!
*James starts to cry also*
Jessie: Uh.... there there... Ummm.... Help me Meowth! I'm not good with crying men!
Meowth: O-kay.
*Meowth goes up to Brock and James, and SMACKS them*
Meowth: Calm down babies! Sheesh don't you have mothers to handle this blubberin?
Brock & James: NO!!!
Meowth: Yeah well, Jessie and me ain't about to play "sypathetics".
*Brock and James stop crying and go backstage sadly*
Jessie: Well at least they stopped..... now I have to *looks at her card*
bring all of them out again!?!
Meowth: Let's just get it over with and ask audience questions when they come out.
*All the guest come out and start talking*
Brock: Hey Ash, Misty weren't you here before?
Ash & Misty: Yeah.....
Ash: Todd is a stripper.
Brock: Photographing Todd? EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!
Todd: Well why are you here?!
Brock: I got dumped- TWICE!!!!!
Duplica: How pathetic..... at least I'm married.
Dino: Ditto.
Brock: What?
Dino: ......Ditto
Brock: Deedee?!?!?!
James: Uh-oh...
Jessie: Oh that's right Deedee dumped Brock, to MARRY Duplica!
Audience: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Brock: WHY DEEDEE WHY?!?!
Dino: Ditto.....
Duplica: That's MY husband you're talking to!
Brock: 'HE' used to be MY girlfriend!!!
Jessie: ALL OF YOU, QUIET!!!!!
*They are quiet*
Jessie: Now time for..... Audience questions *mutters* darnit!
Audience: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jessie: *sigh* Okay, um you madam.
*Jessie brings her microphone to a woman near the back of the audience*
Lady: First of all, your show is great Jessie! My question is for guy that was dumped, why did you play two great gals like them?
Nurse Joy: Because he's a jerk!
Officer Jenny: And a player!
Brock: I just wanted to feel like a big man!
Audience: BBBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jessie: Yeah yeah, you wanna say something sir?
*Jessie brings her microphone to a guy near the middle section*
Guy: Yeah, um this question is for the Ditto. Are you a guy or a girl?
Ditto: Dit dit to.
Meowth: It has no gender..... how disturbing.
Guy: Wow! No gender! YOU ROCK!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!
Audience: WWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jessie: Okay, someone has had a little too much sugar...
James: Or drugs...
Meowth: Or both...
Audience: SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR!!!!!
Jessie: QUIET!!! Now last question! You! Old lady.
*Jessie brings her microphone to an old lady sitting in the second row*
Old Lady: This is for the stripper boy, first of all do you photograph yourself in the neud?
Todd: If it turns you on!
Guests and Jessie: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
James: How... eeeeeeewwwwww!
Old Lady: Okay, now would you do a little dance for me?
Todd: It'll cost you alot, I'm pretty experienced.
Old Lady: I'll give you ten bucks.
Todd: I'll take it!
Misty: Hey! I remember clearly that I lent you $10!
Todd: Sorry I never paid you back, I got a twenty.
Misty: To hell with the twenty! You have to do a lap dance for me too!
Jessie: WHAT!?!?!
Ash: WHAT!?!?!
Todd: Okay.
*The old lady goes on stage and sits on an empty seat. Misty sits beside her
and Todd starts to take off his belt!*
Jessie: Oh GOD!
Misty & Old Lady: Yeah! Take it off!
Meowth: Don't listen to those gals!
Jessie: Isn't there SOME law that forbids this, Officer Jenny?!
Officer Jenny: None that I can see... take it off!
*Todd is down to his boxer shorts and an undershirt*
Misty & Old Lady: Take off the boxers!
Audience: YEAH!!! Take it off! Take it off!
*Todd is about to "take it off"*
Jessie: FINAL THOUGHT TIME!!!!!
Todd: But I'm not done!
Misty & Old Lady: Yeah he's not done!
Jessie: He is as far as I'm concerned! You're done stripper boy!
*Todd sits down and thge old lady goes back to her seat*
Jessie: Now for my final thought; my second show today was just as I expected- low and full of freaks.
Guests HEY!
Jessie: We have all learned something today.
Audience: WHAT?
Guests: WHAT?
Meowth: WHAT?
Jessie: *looks at Brock* You got dumped THREE TIMES! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Pathetic!
I mean Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy, AND a DITTO!!!
Brock: WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I'M SO ALONE!!!
*Everyone sweatdrops*
Jessie: Argh he's crying again, I'm outta here!
James: Wait Jessie! I don't wanna be lonely!
Meowth: *sigh*
*Jessie, James, and Meowth leave and the end song is playing.*
The End
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Hope you liked this sequel! And I hope I haven't offended 'James fans' or 'Brock fans' beacuse of the whole "they're pathetic and lonely" thing. Oh yeah I might write the third part to this, because Jessie needs at least THREE shows to quit!^_^O I need at least 12 good reviews for the third (but maybe not the last) show. ^_^