Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z (although I would love to own Akira Toryama's
masterpiece)
Characters in this story will be mostly OOC some might be IC in some ways though. Also
the characters will be relatively the same age. Also Marron is not Kuririn's daughter Maron
it is the other Marron.
DBZ TEMPTATION ISLAND
"WHERE THE FUCKING HELL AM I?!?!?!?", Vegeta's scream could be heard around the island. "Calm
down Veg-head!", Bulma snapped.
"Shut up woman!"
"WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME WOMAN!!!!!"
"Will you two stop fighting so we can figure out where we are?", Videl said sensibly. "She's
right", Chi Chi agreed. They all started to look around the Island. Then all of a sudden they
realized something.
"Well Kami, WHY DONT YOU TELL US WHERE WE ARE?!", The 6 of them yelled. "Because even I dont
know where we are", Kami answered. "Dear Kami, thats bad", Bulma said solomnley.(sorry dont
know how to spell it)
Suddenly all the lights on the island went out, and a spot light came up on a black-haired,
blue-eyed, young man. "Welcome contestants. I am Son Gohan."
Gohan stands up, "but i'm Son Gohan!"
Videl nodded, "yeah, he's my husband, not you!"
The man who calls himself 'Son Gohan' smiled at them, "yes I know, but I am the author and
your host."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! HOST??"
"Yes, you are on.......(with loud weird voices)TEMPTATION ISLAND!!!!"
Goku looks around, "where did those voices come from?" Son Gohan points to the speakers on
side of the island. "Why didnt we notice those before?", Chi Chi asked.
Son Gohan then stands up and looks at the camera, "Now lets meet our contestant couples.
Gohan and Videl (applause), Goku and Chi Chi (applause), Vegeta and Bulma (applause), and...
..Kami? (HUH??)" Son Gohan looks confused. "Wait a minute, what is Kami doing here?"
"What do you mean?", asked a confused Kami.
"We only need couples so, GOODBYE!!"
"Hey. I am Kami, I am the protector of earth, I am God, I....." Son Gohan points at Kami and
(Poof) Kami dissappears in a puff of smoke."
"Now to explain. On this show we test the relationships of couples", explained Son Gohan.
"But we are married couples!", yelled Chi Chi. "I know that", Son Gohan explained,"but now
you arent." Son Gohan then snapped his fingers and their wedding rings dissappeared, as if they
were never married. "Also," Son Gohan added,"your children are no longer 'yours', they are
now single bachleors and bachleorettes."
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!", yelled all 6 of them.
Son Gohan simpathized,"calm down, if, at the end of your two weeks here, you and your mate
agree to stay married, then I will return your wedding rings and children. If either you or
your mate do not want to stay married, then you will remain unmarried so you can go out with
the girl/boy from this show whom you like."
"Thats it!", screamed Vegeta,"I am blowin this fuckin place, I am outta here." Vegeta lifts
off and starts to fly away from the Temptation Island. Just as he reaches where the shore is,
he gets fried by something and falls, he then proceeds to crawl back to the main area.
Son Gohan looked over in Vegeta's direction,"oh I forgot to mention, if any of you try to
leave this island, in any way, you will be electrified by the forcefield. Thank you Vegeta
for demonstrating that."
"Moterfucking.......son of a bitch.......baka yaro........onore", mumbled Vegeta under his
breath.
"VEGETA", Bulma yelled.
"WHAT?!?!? HE MADE ME MAD!!!!!"
"Now to introduce the singles:"
A black haired young man walks up to a podium. "Hi, I am Goten, I am a kindergarten teacher".
Goku and Chi Chi look in awe,"what are you doing here?"
A bulma-look-alike walks up. "Hi, I am Bra (insert giggling here), and I'm unemployed".
"What the hell are you doing here brat? Go back home", Vegeta yelled.
A purple haired young man walks up. "Hi, I am Trunks, the president of Capsule Corporation".
"WHAT THE HELL?!?! YOU TOO!!!", screamed Vegeta.
A black haired young woman steps up. "Hi I'm Pan, I am a professional whore."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?", cried a very surprised Gohan.
A blue haired old man with a black small cat on his shoulder steps up. "Hi, I am Mr.Briefs,
former president of Capsule Corp."
"What the fuck. DAD!?!?!?!?!?", cried Bulma.
A blond woman steps up. "Hi, I am Mrs.Briefs, i am the wife of Mr. Briefs."
"MOM!?!?!?!?!"
A green skinned bald guy with antennae steps up to the podium. "I am Piccolo. I am a martial
artist."
"MR.P-P-P-PI-PI-PICCOLO"
A blue haired young woman walks up. "Hi, (giggling) I'm Marron, (giggling) and I dont know
why I am here (giggling)."
"So pretty," said a mezmerized Vegeta. "VEG-HEAD!!", yelled Bulma. "What??......HEY WOMAN,
DONT CALL ME VEG-HEAD!!!!!"
A fat pink guy walks up. "Hi I am buu, and I love candy." Goku looks in amazement,"Hey, I
thought he was dead......oh well."
A black haired young woman steps up. "Hi, I'm Lunch, and I....AH...AH.....AHCHOOO!! Huh?
Where am I?", Launch raises a gun,"alright everyone, hands up!"
"SECURITY!!", Son Gohan yelled. Two big men in suits came up and dragged her away. In the
background you can hear, "I said let me go", "m`am just put the gun down","NO!!!" *BANG
B-B-B-B-B-A-A-A-A-A-N-N-N-N-N-G-G-G-G-G*
"Hey, I 'member her", Goku realized.
A black man (no offense to anyone) with a black haired mohawk steps up. "Hi, I am Ubuu. I am
a martial artist." "HI UBUU!!!!!", cried Goku happily
A beautiful blond haired young woman walks to the podium. "Hi everyone, I am #18, and I am an
android". "hey isnt she married?", wispered Videl.
A short man with a lot of black hair walks out. "Hey everyone, I am Kuririn, and I'm a monk".
Goku happily cried,"HEY KURIRIN!!!!"
A young woman with a tail, who looks exactly like Videl walks to the podium. "Hi, I am Pasha
and I am a full-blooded saiya-jin". "SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!!", screamed a surprised
Videl.
"Look here, Mr.Host, I am Vegeta, the Saiya-jin no Ouji, and I do not want to be treated like
this, so KISAMA AND GOODBYE". With that Vegeta blasted Son Gohan and jumped into the water.
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What will happen next? Will Vegeta make it off the Island? Or will he be electrified again?
What has become of Kami? Am I dead? When will I stop asking questions? Who knows? Find out in the next
part of DBZ TEMPTATION ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please R&R. dont flame me please. If i get enough good reviews then i will post the next
chapter. thanks.