This is a just a one off and I don't know if I'll write some more but oh well, I saw this with Inuyasha so I don't take all cr

This is a just a one off and I don't know if I'll write some more but oh well, I saw this with Inuyasha so I don't take all credit. However I did think up the ideas, anyway I'll get on with it...

You know you've seen too many Tokyo Mew Mew episodes when...

You die your hair an unnatural colour.

You start to run around in a girly outfit chasing innocent animals.

You wear huge ears and/or put white foundation on so your skin is white.

You begin jumping off things believing you can fly.

You pine after a hippie freak at your school.

You start saying 'Nyaa' all the time.

You call cute girls, 'kitten.'

You wear contact lenses making your eyes look an unnatural colour.

You wear fake animal ears/tail/wings/antenna.

You go into a café and start trying to find a door leading down to a laboratory.

You begin wearing weird clothing and convincing everyone you meet you're an alien.

You begin painting weird marks on yourself trying to show you're a Mew.

You start acting ditzy and clueless. (I've been like that for ages lol!)

You run around with two swords/a giant fan/a set of balls.

You shout "Mew Mew STRAWBERRY METAMORPO-SIS!" (Or something similar) and do quick change into some girly clothes.

You but a fluffy pink keying and call it Masha and pretend to talk to it.

You start carrying with you weird weapons that are bright colours.

You paint the café you work at pink, pink, PINK! (It burns!)

You ask people to call you a name after a food.

Even though you're a boy you have hair longer than nearly every girl you see and wear it in a ponytail.

You spend nearly all your time at a café.

You begin to stalk people and pop out of nowhere and kiss them.

You wish for fish for Christmas.

Whenever you kiss someone you quickly hide and put a black cat in it's place trying to make that person believe you've transformed.

Even though you're a boy you have long blonde hair and run around in a gay outfit.

You begin to wear a cat bell around your neck.

You know each episode word for word.

When you address people with 'chan' or 'san.'

You ask for Mew Aqua for your birthday.

When you name one of your pets after the characters.

When you begin eating cat food.

When you die your hair purple and try to show no emotion at all.

When you run frantically from one place to another and when someone asks how you got there so fast you reply you teleported.

You carry around with you a pink cuddly toy all day.

You carry around jellyfish with you and attempt to 'fuse' them with animals or people's souls.

You begin to dream of Tokyo Mew Mew.

Whenever you are surprised you put on fake cat ears and a cat tail.

When one minute you kiss a girl then try to kill her then fall in love with her then try to kill her then sacrifice yourself for her and... Aghhh too confusing!!

You act a snob and are positive everyone is beneath you

You call someone who is noway related to you 'sister.'

You start doing circus tricks.

You dress your pets up and start battling them.

You can't have one normal day without having your city attacked.

You find all female girls in your school have tiny skirts. (Applies for nearly every anime containing a school )

You continue to tell people you will be marrying a TMM character sometime soon.

You get turned on by food. (E.g You love Quiche! Lol)

You name your child after a food.

You have two boys who both love you and yet you choose the one who is most likely to be gay. (Sorry to those who like Masaya, I just needed to put that in!)

You act perverted around the one you love believing it will make them love you more.

You start attacking people dressed as elves at Christmas pulling their pointy ears and calling them aliens.

You train your black cat to kiss other animals.

You begin talking in Japanese.

You start to obsess over your child's boy/girlfriends.

You challenge every girl/boyfriend your kid's have to a kendo match.

You start acting out scenes from TMM in public.

You start singing TMM openings/endings in the car

When you pretend you can hear anything with your ears.

You begin working at a café and arrive late every day.

You begin talking to yourself in your mind.

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Hope you liked those (counts) 60 ideas! Hehe... To be honest at least 10 or more of those have already happened to me. Anyway if more than 15 of these apply to you (especially the crazy one's) I suggest you go see a psychiatrist or if you're happy just leave it like me. :3

I don't really think I can make another considering I'm fresh out of ideas but for fun people can post their own on the reviews so other people can see them. XD However, if I do think of some others I might just post some more.