Bleach Rinse

Author Notes: I am currently going to do this story for a while until enough material for enough Akame Ga Kill chapters are produce material for my other story, Kill The Hellions.

This takes place after the Thousand Year Blood War Arc, focusing on Ichigo and Orihime's son, Kazui. I felt the ending was ok, but left some plot points that needed to readdressed. Such as Yoruichi, Urahara, Grimmjow and Nel's survival; what happened in the 200 years ago Quincy War, when Ginjo quit, what are the remaining Bankai, the origins of Hollows and Quincy, what is in Hell, etc. I plan to do this story in six parts, each part dealing with multiple chapter arcs and once one arc is done, it'll be continued in a sequel to that arc.

As of 9/26/16, the six part plan will be changed to a simple good against evil tale with six story arcs as it goes into each of the Six Realms of the Samsara Cycle. The first arc is the Preta Realm, or as it's known in Bleach as Hueco Mundo.

Chapter 1: Hungry, Hungry Rhino

A Farm in the middle of Okinawa

(Bleach Soundtrack- Comical World plays in the background)

A 27 year old man with medium long brown hair is frowning and irritated. His name is Keigo Asano, a young man who got involved with supernatural forces who have since saved all of existence. As he cringes his brow in annoyance and gradually grew more fidgety.

"You told me there'd be a lot of hot chicks here," Keigo said with an out of character seriousness. "I would see glorious wonders of all sizes, but...but." A chicken flies on top of Keigo's head and laid droppings on his head, which dripped down his face. "You lied to me, Dad! This is a farm, liar! Baldy! Baldy bald!", Keigo yelled with his characteristic childish way. The place he was in was a farmland for various barn animals with a single medium sized house in the middle.

(Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Soundtrack- Come Together, Hajikelists plays in the background)

"Bald...a shaven head- Ikkaku! I miss you babe!" said Mizuho, Keigo's ponytail haired sister in an absent minded way that turned into delusional fantasy. "There's no way he'd show up here! Stupid sis!", retorted Keigo cleaning the mess off his face. "He's been busy being a Lieutenant in the Soul Society! No way somebody that important would spend time with a violent monkey like you." He stuck his tongue out in a insulting tone. Responding to his snide mocking, Mizuho responded mockingly, "Yeah, like you. Somebody who got such bad grades in school that we had to drive all the way over here to get you a job from Grandpa. Stupid brother! Dumbass! Total dumbass!" With this she flipped her middle finger in Keigo's face. "Brute Force Gorilla!" yelled Keigo pulling Mizuho's cheek. "Dimwit Little Bro!" screamed Mizuho as she pulled Keigo's cheek. The two wrestled on the ground in front of the four seat car that was used to drive them to the farm. Suddenly the driver's seat opened and both siblings stopped. An ominous aura came from inside the car and a haunting and deep voice came from it.

"You never applied yourself in school and you've been fired from every job we've set up for," said the voice coming from a balding man with square glasses in a buttoned shirt and dress paints who seemed to be a very tall man that shattered the ground as he stepped. Keg gulped in panic in what was to come. Once the man stepped outside the car, he stood...only 4 feet and nine inches tall. His demeanor and voice became more comical and his voice more fast-paced and higher pitched. "Like the How could you get fired from being a janitor! That's literally a job that's impossible to not get fired from! You should be grateful my father owns this farm and allowed you to work here! That's all you're good for, you bum-", said the short man who was very disappointed with his son. Keigo went into a depressive state and muttered to himself, "Heh, I'm a good for nothing..." Mizuho gave a confident smirk as she told Keigo, "Dad just schooled you! Haha!" Then the bespectacled father pointed his index finger to Mizuho with a comically angry look. Mizuho gave a confused look. Mizuho said perplexed, "Why are you pointing at me? I'm the successful one."

(Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Soundtrack- Kanto Lady's Gang Alliance: Boboko and Patchimi plays in the background)

"I heard he had this effeminate man with him," said the father imagining a man with short purplish hair with colorful feathers in his left eyebrow and eyelash giving a sparkly smile, who was Yumichika, the current 3rd seat of the 11th company. His face darkened as he as he continued to speak, "Which means...which means..." "He's into guys!," yelled the father with a shine to his balding head that reflected Ikkaku, a bald man with red markings with Yumichika in a romantically suggestive pose.

"I love you Ikkaku," said the imaginary Yumichika with a doting smile to the imaginary Ikkaku.

"And I like you Yumichika." said Ikakku in an uncharacteristically overtly handsome face. The two drew closer to kiss, which caused Mizuho in a fearful expression to scream.

"There's no way my future hubbies' gonna cheat on me, you short baldy dad!" Mizuho yelled as she pointed to her father who then went into shock. "If that were the case...I don't mind using my womanly charm to get him to notice me." With an seductive look.

Meanwhile in the Soul Society

(Bleach Soundtrack- Head In the Clouds plays in the background)

Ikkaku got a shiver down his spine. Yumichika who was beside him said with a bored expression, "Somebody talking about you?". He now had longer hair with a white cape over his right arm. The sleeveless Lieutenant with the badge entailing his rank on his right arm looked at Yumichika and said with a stern irritation, "I don't know and I don't care." A large man with messy black hair and an black eyepatch snoozed underneath them.

Back in the World of the Living

(Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Soundtrack- A Man's Grief!? Tokoro Tennosuke plays in the background)

"Ogae What are you doing?," said a bored woman with medium length brown hair and half awake eyes as she look at her texts.

"Shizuka, my own kids are insulting me! I was once a respected man! But, now they mock me!," cried Ogae in a childish manner as he pounded the ground like an overgrown man child. "Ikkaku honey! I'll wait for you!" said a heart pupil filled eyed Mizuho in a delusional state. Keigo got out of his depression and yelled to the heavens, "Why do you deny me the sight of the wonders of the womanly figure!"

Shizuka said to her self as she briefly looked up from her texts, "They'd make a good comedy team if they got an act together." She then looked at the medium house that was in the middle of the barn. The door opened to a small old man that was slightly bigger than Chisa, with spiked white hair and a thin mustache. He wore a straw hat with tattered clothing. He was Donarimasu Terau, Ogae's father. "Hehe, you were always an emotional one! Now my grandson! The adventures of farming await you!" said the elderly man with a boisterous and loud tone as he laughed proudly. Keigo said with dissatisfaction, "Ok, Ok, what you got to eat here?"

(Bleach Soundtrack- Enemy Unseen plays in the background)

"Yes, what do you have to eat here?", said a dual toned and deep voice from above Keigo. Keigo's expression turned from disappointment to shock as he saw a large black void open above him and a white rhino head emerged from it. A large creature with a hole in the middle of its chest then dived downwards towards the family. Keigo using his leg speed grabbed his mother, father and sister before they would be crushed by its weight. The rhino beast landed on the car, crushing it into flattened sheet.

"What crushed my car! My Damn car! Do you know how much it costs?!" yelled Ogae in annoyed anger. Shizuka said in a deadpan tone, "Wow, you're fast."

Mizuho treated the situation more seriously said to her brother nervously as she could at a blurry image of the creature, "Is that-?!" Keigo said in a serious tone who could see the beast clearly, "Yeah..." The creature revealed stood on its four legs, it was blackish red muscular monstrosity with bluish lighting markings emerging from its four limbs and ending at the long skeletal tail ending rectangle with the spanish phrase for "No Man Allowed", with a white rhino mask like face interconnecting arrow lines that started at the base of the top of the mouth and joining at the back of the skull. Its body frame was apelike with large knuckled front hands and hoofed rhino feet with crouching back legs. A mane of purple hair came from the back of the skull and two long spikes emerged from from the top of each of its limbs. It emitted a terrifying amount of Spiritual Pressure from its being.

"A Hollow", Keigo continued. The Hollow looked with purple human eyes from the eye sockets of the stern looking head. Keigo put down his parents and sister at a few feet's distance from the masked monster.

"I am Rabanne Dalmau, I am the Rhino Hollow. I have come to satisfy my hunger. Do not interfere," said the Hollow in a cold monotone.

(Bleach Soundtrack- Raw Breath of Danger plays in the background)

Keigo thought to himself. This Hollow ain't normal, his Spiritual Pressure is friggin' huge! He's gotta be one of those Super Hollows Ichigo talks about. The size of the guy is too small to be a Gillian, he's gotta be an Adjuchas. I can't take him on, no way! I have to wait for a Soul Reaper to come! I better use this! Sorry Mom, Dad, Sis, Grandpa; but the place we're going to might be a little much for you. Keigo pulled out a black card with a pointed arrow from his pocket and gave the Hollow a stern glare. The ticket was a Soul Ticket given by the current Captain Commander of Soul Society, Kyoraku Shunsui 10 years ago. It would allow the person and whoever was in close contact to be transported to the Soul Society.

(Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Soundtrack- Come Together, Hajikelists plays in the background)

Suddenly, Donarimasu broke the mood of the situation by shouting, "Oh my god! A tanuki gone and squashed your car Ogae!"

Keigo confused at the tonal shift went and uttered, "Eh?" Mizuho said to her grandfather, "That's not a tan-"

Ogae interrupted her by shouting in a informative tone that turned to a laid back demeanor, "You're saying a regular raccoon dog did this to my car?!"

Donarimasu replied, "No, a magical yokai with shapeshifting powers. It's probably angry with the culture of yokai is suppressed by modern civilization and the arrival of other religions- or it just wants our chickens."

Shizuka said to Keigo, "He wants you to keep guard against animals coming to hunt the livestock, Keigo."

Keigo tried to give a reasonable explanation by saying, "I don't think this is the time to-"

Ogae then interrupted Keigo by muttering, "Trying to dodge responsibility as always."

Keigo lost focus of the situation and went to argue with his father, "I ain't be irresponsible this time, shrimpy dad!"

Ogae went into shock and fainted.

Shizuka grabbed his shirt and gave him a cold glare by icily telling him, "We didn't come to the outskirts of the country for you to act like a child. It's time for you to do something meaningful with your life!" Her glare was accompanied by an angry oni face.

Rabanne looked on with annoyance at being ignored.

Mizuho thought to herself that neither of their parents and grandfather, despite his constant trivia boosting of supernatural entities were able to see the looked downwards and concluded that his family wouldn't believe him even if he explained the situation. Keigo was about to use the ticket until a voice came from the top of the house.

(The first minute and thirty seconds of Bleach Ending- Last Moment - SPYAIR plays in the background)

"No need to get another Soul Reaper, One is already here," said an sweet sounding child's voice. Rabanne noticed this voice and looked to the top of the house and saw a circular black void emerge above it. An orange head emerged followed by the rest of the body.

Keigo looked to the top of the barn and saw a small orange haired boy in a black Soul Reaper outfit with a hoodie and wielding a blade with a swastika handle. Rabanne looked at the boy as he leaped down towards the front of the Hollow.

The Hollow amused at the child told the boy, "The Soul Reapers have gotten soft if they sent a child like to slay-"

The boy interrupted the beast and said in a dissonantly sweet tone, "Nah, I just want a cool pet. Momma and Daddy's ideals for pets are lame. You seem like one that I'd like to have."

Next Chapter: Hungry, Hungry Rhino Eight Moon Phase Remix