This first chapter is dedicated to Jazebeth. Happy birthday!
Welcome to Varia Café!
Summary: Welcome to the Varia Café! A cute baby, cheeky frog, sadistic prince, loud shark, outrageous crossdresser, perverted old man and a boss, what a wonderful place! Stop by and take a seat. CRACK.
A beautiful café in one of the most vacant place in Italy.
A place where assassins take a side job just to earn easy money.
This is…
Varia Café!
"Enough with the silly introductions," A girl with flowing red hair and matching red eyes said with a dismissive wave of her hands. She gave a smile as she said, "Ara. I forgot to introduce myself."
She bows as she introduces herself, "I am Alice, the owner of this café. This café may be weird and my staff may psychotic and hardheaded assassins but please help yourself."
"Roll call then, I guess?"
For some reason a spotlight heads on Squalo who was wearing a butler costume and her voice resounds in the whole café, "This is Squalo-san. He may be a bit too loud for your ears but I assure everyone that he is quite the efficient employee."
"VOII! THE COSTUMERS ARE WEIRD!"
The spotlight moves and spots Lussuria who was wearing a maid costume, "This is Lussuria-nee. He is actually a she but don't mind the minor details. He's weird but every girl is safe with him or her or… whatever."
"Hello there~ Luss-nee is here~"
The spotlight changes once again and it found itself on the little Arcobaleno who was wearing a butler costume as well, "This here is Mammon-kun. He may look cute and he may be cheeky but give him money and rest assured, he will give you top-quality service."
"Yare, yare. Just give the check."
The spotlight turns and it found itself on a certain prince who was also wearing the butler costume at the moment, "This is Bel-kun. He looks princely but he is actually quite sadistic. A lot of customers tend to flock to him so I avoid some of his less-than-pleasant tendencies."
"Shishishi~"
The spotlight turned left and right before it spotted Fran who was seating on the counter, wearing the same butler costume, "This is Fran-kun. He's blunt and sarcastic but he's the sanest among all of them… Probably."
"Hello customer."
The spotlight returns to Alice before she winked and said, "Boss-san works here too… sometimes. So drop by everyday and take a look at our menu~"
Omake:
"Why? Why? Why?" A depressed Levi wearing a butler costume cried on his knees, "Why wasn't I introduced?"
"Ara?" Alice tilted her head to the side, "Did I forget someone?
A/N: This is a short prologue. Please read, subscribe and review guys. I wrote this because I got inspired by Madame Kri's fics. :D
Who do you want to serve you? Review if you want your favorite Varia character to serve you on the next chapter~