I don't own Teen Titans. If I did I would make Cyborg make love to himself and show pics of it, PROVING THAT HE IS GAY. God I'm a evil bitch.

Resident Evil: Code Teen Titans

Chapter 1

It was a ordinary day, like any other. (DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN.) Everyone... was sleeping, and it was 5 AM. (DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN.) I suppose now things should be fine, as I, Jill Valentine, have moved to Jump City. Although once the wheels of justice has turn, there is a chance that the nightmare can come back (DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN.) And that chance has already happen. It's like last time... It has been four years? Hasn't it... I still can't believe it's happening again.

END OF THE INTRODUCTION THINGIE THAT HAPPENED IN RE3!!! Meep. OKAY NOW!! Let us observe the police die.

It was raining like hell. And a helicopter was in the air, it crashed into a building. And one person lived. "FUCK!!!" screamed the person, the person fell down and died.

Police drove into the main street, where the zombies were slowly walking to the police. EVEN THE FUCKING SWAT OF JUMP CITY CAME. DAMN. They fired at them, but failed. And got themselves killed.

Such a sad way to die.

With the Titans

Raven opened her eyes, Starfire was in her room. "Raven, you must wake up. It is important," she said. Raven got up. "Okay... and you went into my room because?" "I knocked on the door 20 times, and yet... you haven't answered," Starfire replied calmly. She left the room. Raven got up her bed putted her cloak and other clothes on. She went into the Living Room.

"What's the trouble?" asked Raven.

"Well..." Robin started. "It appears the whole police and swat have died. And we somehow can't use our powers or technology."

"DAMMIT!!!" screamed Raven.

"I feel your pain Raven, I feel so... different without my powers," said Starfire.

"And there are zombies all around the fucking city madly. We have to get out of here!" exclamied Robin.

Beast Boy was curled up into a ball on the couch, rolling back and forth. "You should of seen it... it was... horrifying." He was a bit scared to death.

"Damn this sucks," said Cyborg. "GOD I LOVE MY BALLS!"

"Well then Cyborg," started Raven. "Go suck your balls."

"OKAY!!" screamed Cyborg.

"Er... no. Fuck it," said Raven.

Outside the tower

Jill walked slowly towards the tower. In her hand was a berreta or handgun. That was the only thing she had, and she also had a knife. She also had 15 handgun bullets. She could only kill 30 zombies. Jill looked up the tower. She was soaking wet, and in her outfit from RE3. Outside the camera, the men of the crew were drooling. Jill looked at them. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" They nodded.

Jill went in front of the door, and rang the door bell.

In the Tower.

"I shall go answer the door!" exclamied Star. "No," replied Robin. "We'll go together. All of us." The rest of the team sighed. And walked down the stairs all the way to the door.

"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!" scream Jill.

"So... who's taking chances?" asked Raven. Everyone backed away from the door. "Fine fuckers!" Raven slowly walked to the door, and placed her right hand on the knob. She turned it, only to reveal Jill Valentine.

"OH. MY. GOD," screamed Beast Boy. He had no words to say. "IT'S JILL VALENTINE!!"

Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Robin's jaw were on the floor... literally.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" screamed Kill. They nodded.

"So... what's such a big hottie doin' here?" asked Beast Boy.

"I moved to this city... two months ago. And now, everyone is zombies. I don't know if Umbrella was behind this or not. But everyone is now... infected with the t-virus. The rats couldn't get this far. This city is like in California! And they couldn't get here," said Jill.

"Oh, okay," said Beast Boy. "So... what the fuck do we do?"

"Get knives. Each of you. We kill the fucking zombies. AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" screamed Jill. They obeyed her, and each of them got knives. They went back in front of the door.

"Follow me," said Jill. They followed her.

They went out of the tower yards, and walked into the first block... in which... after that came up with many blocks. Creating the city. Eh... fuck metaphors.

Out in a room with a big ass screen with the titans and Jill on it, observing, was Slade.

"Foolish titans," said Slade. "They do not know that as long as my plan goes... they'll never escape. Wesker?" asked Slade. Out in the shadows appeared Albert Wesker. "Of course Slade. Jill will surrender to me as soon as she knows I'll inject her friends with the virus!"

They gave an evil laugh... which is normal. There plan was going perfect, as the beggining of the nightmare began... yet again... but for Jill.

End of Chapter 1

How evil this fiction is... or humuorous. I played RE3 yesterday, and thought of what would happen of the aftermaths of RE3, and the titans are involved with it... or whatever or some crap. Well, it's kind of based more on humor than horror. Which... I really wanna do I freaking horror story one day that has no humor. I am so lame. ROFL ROFL. Okay... you don't wanna hear me, so I'll shut the fuck up. Stay tune to the next chapter.