Hey every1!

I'm not just a Reviewer anymore, I'm a writer too!!!

This is my first FF. It's an AU. The characters will be slightly OOC. And, don't worry, there will eventually be FAX! All the characters are HUMAN!

Advice is nice, so I would appreciate tips/tricks/hints or anything else!

~Mo~

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!

Need to know INFO:

Max, Fang, Iggy- 14. Ella- 13. Nudge- 11. Gazzy- 8. Angel- 6, soon-to-be seven.

Max and Ella are the daughters of (Dr.) Valentica and Jeb Ride.

Fang, Nudge are the ADOPTIVE children of Nina and Tom Costa.

Disclaimer: I am not an old man. If I did own MR, I would be working a new MR book! I definitely wouldn't be writing fan fiction…

"There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even!"

-- Archie Bunker

*MAX POV*

I woke up a week after the first day of school, rubbed the sleep out of my eyes, and looked around my room.

Then I looked again.

After that, I pretty much screamed my head off. Why, you ask?

Oh, nothing big. Just that everything in my room was broken, crushed to pieces, or dunked in hot pink paint.

Wait, PINK!?! I HATE pink!

And only one person knows that for sure…

"FANG!" I screamed for the second time in ten minutes.

"Yes neighbor dearest?" he responded from his window across from my balcony.

Ugh. That annoying little son of a-

"Max? What's wrong?" My sister, Ella, called from outside my locked door. I closed the curtains to my balcony, opened the door and said, "Take a look for yourself."

After she took in my mess of a bedroom she said, "Fang… Again? Wow, Max. He really meant he was going to get you back for what you did when you read part of his journal over the school intercom…"

HA! That was hilarious!

*FLASHBACK*

"May I have your attention please? This is the morning announcements. Today is Day 'A'…" Mrs. Sonntag, my prinicipal, droned on and on. I was just waiting for her to freaking get on with it!

Ever since Fang and I got into an argument about whether girls or boys are better when we were seven, we have been one-upping each other. It seemed to turn into a prank war sometime around when we were ten…

Anyway, Fang's latest prank on me was putting my underwear on the flag pole outside school. I wouldn't have been that bad, except for the fact that he chose the underwear I got as a joke from my best friend, Cayley. It was tiger striped, frilly, and had "RAWR" in bold hot pink letters across the butt. Not to mention it was low enough on the pole so that everyone could read what it said on it.

He even put a sign next to it saying "Max Ride's underwear". Nice of him, isn't it?

Note the sarcasm.

I now have the official nickname of Tiger. Yippee for me!

Now, apparently, I am 'hot' so every freaking guy in the school went to see what it said on it. That is, until the janitor to took it down... Janitors are my favorite people in the school now.

The school knows all about our prank war so everyone expects something to happen every month. Some people even take sides and place bets! And mom tells my dad he is encouraging me by sometimes helping with the pranks! HA!

You might be wondering how Fang gets into my room in the first place. He somehow jumps from his window to my balcony. Then he magically breaks the lock. After that, he gets whatever he wants to use for whatever prank that month. I don't know why, but I never seem to wake up whenever he does this. It's the same way with him whenever I break into his room.

"…Now here is Max Ride with a special announcement," Mrs. Sonntag concluded, handing the microphone over to me. I know this is low, even for me, but you just don't take someone's underwear and hang it up for everyone to see!

"Hi everyone," I started in an overly cheery voice. Fang, who I saw right now walking in front of the big window in the office, froze and looked into the window with an expression of horror written all over his face. That was quickly changed when he looked at me and glared. I smirked and winked. Then I waved an ordinary black journal in front of the window.

If it was possible, he got even madder and his eyes grew to the size of dinner plates! This was going to be great!

"Have you ever wondered what is going on through Fang's head at times? Well, I am sitting here with his journal and am going to read a page for you… Here we go: 'Journal- I know this might sounds weird, but I wonder what I would be like if I was a girl. Would I be obsessed over shoes and clothes like Nudge? A slut like Lissa? Bossy like Veronica? An angel like Angel? I was curious to see what I would look like as a girl, so I let Angel and Nudge cover me in make-up and dress me up like Barbie. I will say one thing about this experience: I feel for those girls who wear heals and complain. Those things KILL! I didn't look too bad in a skirt though…' Sorry, Folks. That's all I am going to read. I am going to save you the punishment of what's going on through Fang's mind. Have a nice day!"

I had to stop because Fang had come charging into the principal's office and I didn't want to be at the end of Fang's anger at the moment. I dropped the journal and ran for my life, laughing all the way!

When I turned around the corner I heard Fang yell, "I am going to get you back for this Maximum Ride! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

Even if he did something pretty bad, I don't think I will regret it! This was just too good!

*END FLASHBACK*

If he thinks I regret that prank, he is so wrong. While I have the permanent nickname of 'Tiger', Fang has the nickname 'Chica'. His is much worse.

But now I am definitely upset. I don't want my room to look this bad!

Wait- I have an unlimited credit card! I can just call a bunch of people to re-do it for me.

Nobody knows about the credit card except for my dad. Don't ask me why, but my dad thinks that something bad will happen so he gave me this to use. I have no idea where the money comes from, but I try to use it as little as possible. I don't know if it is or isn't blood money, after all!

I'll have to thank Fang later, I was looking for an excuse to re-do my room!

*FANG POV*

I was looking forward to Max seeing what I had done to her room. I know from my sisters Angel and Nudge that girls LOVE their rooms. So I just got some major payback!

I heard Max scream my name and knew that she saw what I did. Yes! Score! That's what you get when you mess with me Max.

After I answered Max, I watched to see what would happen. Max might think that I can't see what is going on since she closed the curtains on her balcony doors, but she has a giant window that lets you see everything going on.

Anyway, Ella came in to see what the fuss was about and then left after talking a little with Max.

And then… Max… SHRUGGED?!

What?!

I thought she would hate me for destroying her precious room! Any normal girl would.

'Then again, Max isn't normal,' I thought bitterly.

HAHA! Fang isn't as smart as he thought he was! *tsk tsk* Don't worry, Iggy is coming!! Please REVIEW and Iggy will come faster!

Any ideas for the next pranks? Cause I don't... :)

~Mo~