Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, Dobby would be free…and alive.
Note: Similar to 'The Weasley Poem', this is another result of boredom in class.
Ode to the Hogwarts Profs
In a tiny hut on the Hogwarts grounds
There lives a half-giant named Hagrid
He likes to take care of dragons and hounds
His friend Aragog's an arachnid
If you see a human turn into a cat
Relax, it's just Professor McG
Doesn't fear anything, even rats
She's awesome to people like me
During Potter's first year, there was an old man
They call him Professor Quirell
He stutters a lot and wears a turban
He had 2 faces, what the hell?
In a messed up Muggle house, Dumbledore found a couch
Turn out it was Horace Slughorn
If you duel him, his spells will make you go ouch!
Because of him the Horcrux legends were reborn
One of the Marauders could turn into a werewolf
They now call him Remus Lupin
And even though he does make one scary wolf
Gorgeous Tonks' heart he did win
If you gotta thank the one who made the prophecy
Go find goofy Professor Trelawney
If it wasn't for her and the weird things she'd see
We might not have our dear Harry
Whenever I have some lemon sherbet
I recall the great Headmaster Dumbledore
His heroism we will never forget
Truly, the greatest wizard, even before
And the bravest man there ever was
The unforgettable Severus Snape
His tortured heart always has
Been for Lily Evans, his best mate