They Wanna Feast on You (I Wanna Be With You)

They Wanna Feast on You

Okay, so it's 1:30 in the morning, I've been sitting in my house for the past 4 days doing nothing but watch Newsies over and over again, and I've beginning to feel a mite pathetic.  Here's my latest song parody, sick and twisted though it may be.  As you can probably tell, this is sung by Hagrid (who, because he's singing, isn't speaking in his usual dialect so don't criticize that) so I partially eaten Harry.  I don't own Hagrid, Harry, or the skrewts (thank the lord).  Mandy Moore owns herself, which is good because I don't want her anyway.

I try but I can't seem to get skrewts to chew on anything but you

Their breath on your face, their sharp and vicious claws I pry from you

I pry from you

You know what they came here for

And they won't ask for more

Chorus:

They wanna feast on you

If only 'till you're dead

To be the one who bites your arms and chomps your head

They wanna feast on you

There's nothing left to eat

There's nothing else they want, no other kind of meat

Bridge:

Oh, Harry, I can't fight these monsters anymore

Bite my fingers when I try to

So call my name, take my hand

Harry make your wish, and use your wand!

Chorus again:

They wanna feast on you

If only 'till you're dead

To be the one who bites your arms and chomps your head

They wanna feast on you

There's nothing left to eat

There's nothing else they want, no other kind of meat

Okay, okay, I know.  It was twisted.  I guess Mandy just doesn't work as well as Britney…