D N Angel goes Cinderella DISNEY STYLE

D N Angel goes Cinderella DISNEY STYLE!

Warnings:  This will have yaoi in it.  And yes I was watching Disney's Cinderella while I was writing this!  Well part of the time I did.  It took me more then one day to write it.

Disclaimer:  I don't own D N Angel or Disney… Damn…

Characters:

Krad-Cinderella

Dark-Prince

Daisuke-King

Satoshi-Duke

Risa & Riku- Evil Stepsisters

Emiko-Evil Stepmother

With- The Fairy God Mother

Pre Notes:

Krad: WHAT THE HELL? I'M CINDERELLA??  YOU ARE SO DEAD KENNY!

Kenny: sweatdrops What do the rest of you boys think about your roles?

Dark:  I'm the Prince?  KICK ASS!  ALL THOSE GIRLS!

Daisuke: PERVERT!

Kenny:  But you don't get any of them!

Dark: BUT STILL!

Kenny: What do you think Daisuke?

Daisuke: At least I have a higher rank then Dark.

Kenny: Satoshi?

Satoshi: At least I have a smaller role this time.

Krad: DON'T TELL ME I HAVE TO WEAR A DRESS!?

Kenny: Okay… I won't tell you… .;;

Krad: YOU ARE SO DEAD! goes after Kenny's neck

Kenny: O_O! QUICK CUT TO THE FIC!

~Scene: The Castle of the Kingdom.  King's chamber.  Daisuke and Satoshi are discussing Dark's return.~

Daisuke: I believe it is time for Dark to get married!

Satoshi: But wouldn't Dark object?

Daisuke: He's coming home today!  Lets throw him a ball!  He'd never suspect a thing!

Satoshi: But sir!  You know how Dark is!

Daisuke: I don't care send out invitations right away!

Satoshi: As you wish.

~Scene change: Elsewhere in the kingdom at Cinderella's house.  Krad is doing his chores, while Risa and Riku are taking singing lessons from Emiko.  The doorbell rings~

Krad: Who the Hell could that be? drops his chores and answers the door

Satoshi: A message from the King. hands the letter to Krad and bows

Krad: Uh thanks. takes the letter and shuts the door on Satoshi I wonder what this could be.

Risa: from another room BUUUUUUUT MOOOOOOOOOM!  RIKU'S BAD PLAYING IS THROWING ME OFF!

Riku: from the same room as Risa Maybe if you learned to sing it wouldn't sound so bad.

Emiko: from the same room as Risa and Riku GIRLS!

Krad: This is torture! heads up to the room where the girls are and knocks on the door

Emiko: YES!?

Krad: opens the door and enters the room Uh this just came from the king.

Risa: I wonder what it is!

Emiko: takes the letter and opens it King Daisuke is throwing a ball for Prince Dark~!

Risa: shrieks WHAT ELSE DOES IT SAY?

Riku: Risa calm down!

Krad: rolls his eyes and continues to stand at there

Emiko: hyper as ever The ball is tonight~~!!

Risa: about to faint PRINCE DARK!!

Riku: Please Risa calm down!

Emiko: You girls better get ready!

Krad: What about me?  Don't I get to go?

Emiko: Of course you can Cinderella!  You have to get your chores done, help your sisters get ready, and get ready yourself!

Krad: rolls his eyes again My name is Krad and they are not my sisters! turns, leaves and slams the door shut behind him

~Scene change:  Evening.  Cinderella's house, the main room of the home.  Krad stands there in his 'rags' talking to Emiko, Risa and Riku.~

Emiko: looks at Krad You're not ready.  Aren't you going?

Krad: I decided not to.

Emiko: Oh too bad~!  Come on girls lets go~! walks out the door, Risa and Riku following close behind

Krad: once the door closes Bitches!  Oh well like I really wanted to go anyway.  What's so great about Prince Dark anyway?  a bunch of glittery stuff appears What the Hell?

With: Hi. 3 I youur fawy God Youma! 3 I here to help youuu get ready for the ball! 3

Krad: I really don't want to go to the ball.

With: Course ya' do! 3 brings out the magic wand Now, uhm, the carrage! points at a pumpkin and it turns into a carriage  Howses and a coach-type-man! points to some mice and they turn into 4 horses and a coachman

Krad: watches and tries not to laugh his ass off

With: Ki! 3 Now we need to get you ready! 3 Uhm… spin around!

Krad: figures to may as well go along with it just to see what happens, spins around rolling his eyes while doing it

With: waves his magic want and with lots of glitter and magic stuff Krad now stands decked out in a light blue floor length gown, his hair down out of the pony tail and kind of curled, with a silver crown and topped off with glass slippers How perdy~! 3

Krad: looks down What. The. Hell.  A DRESS? fires a blast at With managing to miss and With disappears in a bright flash Well Hell might as well go to the damn ball.

~Scene change: The ballroom of the castle.  All the girls are getting introduced to Dark and Risa and Riku are about to be introduced.~

Dark: leaning back in the throne one leg over one arm of the throne and the other on the floor in front of him Next yawns You think these girls wouldn't bore me so much.  I need something else.

Risa: walks up to the throne and almost trips over her dress skirt from staring at Dark to much, once she reaches the area she's suppose to be in she bows I'm Risa Harada. Pleased to meet you, Prince Dark.

Emiko: yells form the crowd MAKE ME PROUD GIRLS~! 3

Dark: looks Risa up and down Nice… but not what I'm looking for.  Next!

Riku: as Risa walks off to the side, a bit hurt bows once she reaches the area Risa was in Hello Prince Dark I am Riku Harada.

Dark: looks Riku up and down Do you have a twin?

Riku: Yes.

Dark: I just dismissed her.  You can go stand with her too.

Riku: glares at Dark and gets about ready to tell him off, but Dark stands up looking past Riku directly at you guessed it!  Krad.

Krad: walks around the back of the ballroom hoping no one sees him

Daisuke: from the balcony, points to Krad Who is she?

Satoshi: from his place beside Daisuke I'm not sure.

Dark: walks up to Krad and puts his hand on Krad's shoulder Hello there… bows and walks around Krad literally checking him out.

Daisuke: still on the balcony Seems Dark is interested in her.  Finally I can go to bed. puts his hand on Satoshi's shoulder  Make sure nothing goes wrong and when everyone goes home come join me in bed.

Satoshi: Yes sir. Daisuke disappears into the castle and Satoshi goes to spy on Dark and Krad.

Dark: staring pretty damn hard at Krad Would you like to join me in this dance? offers his hand

Krad: nods and takes Dark's hand, getting drawn close to Dark

Dark: manages to dance around everyone and gets out into the garden to be alone with Krad Do you know how beautiful you are?

Krad: shakes his head Not beautiful.  Sexy.  And you aren't half bad yourself.

Dark: Same difference.  And I'm flattered.

Krad: I have to tell you before this goes any further… I'm a guy.  This damn rabbit thing put me in a dress.

Satoshi: almost falls over in his hiding spot

Dark: Oh really?  Oh well it doesn't matter.  I still like you.

Satoshi: leaves his hiding spot to go talk to Daisuke

~Scene change: Daisuke's chamber.  Satoshi walks in and sits on the bed beside Daisuke.~

Daisuke: looks at Satoshi and smiles Come to join me in bed?

Satoshi: No sir, not yet.  It's about that girl

Daisuke: sits up What about that girl?  Did she get away?

Satoshi: No sir… she's not what you think…

Daisuke: What's that suppose to mean?

Satoshi: Well… she's not exactly a she…

Daisuke: So it's a guy?

Satoshi: nods

Daisuke: So Dark has fallen in love with a guy?

Satoshi: Yes sir.

Daisuke:  Well I see no problem.

Satoshi:  So you're okay with this?

Daisuke: drags Satoshi in bed Why wouldn't I be?  Now lets leave Dark alone with his company.

Satoshi: What about the other guest?

Daisuke: The guards will take care of them.  We have business to take care of.

Satoshi: kisses Daisuke Yes we do.

(A/N: Sorry no lemon scene ^^; Sorry fangirls!  And fanboys…)

~Scene change: Back at the castle garden with Dark and Krad who are now sitting on a fountain talking.~

Krad: So you like me?

Dark: I like you enough to bend you over and take you on this fountain.

Krad: That was blunt, we just met.

Dark: You're objecting?

Krad: Ye- no.  I mean. Oh fuck.  What the Hell.  Take me!

Dark: You do remember there are people in there. points to the ballroom

Krad: Now you're objecting?

Dark: Of course not!  But don't you think all those people want to see that?

Krad: Never know.

Dark: Good point.

Krad: So…

Dark: You'll love this.  snaps his fingers and the curtains leading to the ballroom close I love being a prince.

Krad: You're the prince?

Dark: flashes a grin What you couldn't tell?

Krad: I just didn't think…

Dark: I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. clears his throat and gets on one knee taking Krad's hand and kisses it I'm Prince Dark and who may you be?

Krad: My name happens to be Krad, though my step mother calls me Cinderella and I don't know why.

Dark: kisses up Krad's arm The king wanted me to choose someone to marry so I must ask you.  Will you marry me?

Krad: blinks a few times You're asking a guy to marry you.  I thought he wanted you to marry a girl.

Dark: Who cares!  I don't.  So will you?

Krad: Of course.

Dark: stands up and kisses Krad… which leads to other things

(A/N: Missing lemon scene again ^^;; Sorry trying for the PG-13 deal here. .)

~End~

Kenny: See it wasn't that bad now was it.

Krad: I'll forgive you this time for putting me in a dress.

Dark: Me and Krad get married?

Kenny: Um… according to the story you do. ^^;

Dark: I'll like that idea.

Daisuke: Of course you do.

Dark: Well you got lucky with that creepy bastard.

Daisuke: I'm not complaining am I? ^_^;;

Satoshi: Nor am I.

Kenny: Glad some people are happy about the fic.  My first attempt at humor.  Go figure ne?  Anyway I forgot why I wrote this.  I think the Disney tapes got to me o_o; Also I need to give some one some credit. A very special thanks ^_~ to Shini for helping me with With's lines, there was no way in Hell I could have done those without him. ^^  Review, please?  I might write more humor later.