D N Angel goes Cinderella DISNEY STYLE!
Warnings: This will
have yaoi in it. And yes I was watching
Disney's Cinderella while I was writing this!
Well part of the time I did. It
took me more then one day to write it.
Disclaimer: I don't
own D N Angel or Disney… Damn…
Characters:
Krad-Cinderella
Dark-Prince
Daisuke-King
Satoshi-Duke
Risa & Riku- Evil Stepsisters
Emiko-Evil Stepmother
With- The Fairy God Mother
Pre Notes:
Krad: WHAT THE HELL? I'M CINDERELLA?? YOU ARE SO DEAD KENNY!
Kenny: sweatdrops What do the rest of you boys think
about your roles?
Dark: I'm the
Prince? KICK ASS! ALL THOSE GIRLS!
Daisuke: PERVERT!
Kenny: But you don't
get any of them!
Dark: BUT STILL!
Kenny: What do you think Daisuke?
Daisuke: At least I have a higher rank then Dark.
Kenny: Satoshi?
Satoshi: At least I have a smaller role this time.
Krad: DON'T TELL ME I HAVE TO WEAR A DRESS!?
Kenny: Okay… I won't tell you… .;;
Krad: YOU ARE SO DEAD! goes after Kenny's neck
Kenny: O_O! QUICK CUT TO THE FIC!
~Scene: The Castle of the Kingdom. King's chamber. Daisuke
and Satoshi are discussing Dark's return.~
Daisuke: I believe it is time for Dark to get married!
Satoshi: But wouldn't Dark object?
Daisuke: He's coming home today! Lets throw him a ball!
He'd never suspect a thing!
Satoshi: But sir!
You know how Dark is!
Daisuke: I don't care send out invitations right away!
Satoshi: As you wish.
~Scene change: Elsewhere in the kingdom at Cinderella's
house. Krad is doing his chores, while
Risa and Riku are taking singing lessons from Emiko. The doorbell rings~
Krad: Who the Hell could that be? drops his chores and
answers the door
Satoshi: A message from the King. hands the letter to
Krad and bows
Krad: Uh thanks. takes the letter and shuts the door on Satoshi
I wonder what this could be.
Risa: from another room BUUUUUUUT MOOOOOOOOOM! RIKU'S BAD PLAYING IS THROWING ME OFF!
Riku: from the same room as Risa Maybe if you learned
to sing it wouldn't sound so bad.
Emiko: from the same room as Risa and Riku GIRLS!
Krad: This is torture! heads up to the room where the
girls are and knocks on the door
Emiko: YES!?
Krad: opens the door and enters the room Uh this just
came from the king.
Risa: I wonder what it is!
Emiko: takes the letter and opens it King Daisuke is
throwing a ball for Prince Dark~!
Risa: shrieks WHAT ELSE DOES IT SAY?
Riku: Risa calm down!
Krad: rolls his eyes and continues to stand at there
Emiko: hyper as ever The ball is tonight~~!!
Risa: about to faint PRINCE DARK!!
Riku: Please Risa calm down!
Emiko: You girls better get ready!
Krad: What about me?
Don't I get to go?
Emiko: Of course you can Cinderella! You have to get your chores done, help your
sisters get ready, and get ready yourself!
Krad: rolls his eyes again My name is Krad and they
are not my sisters! turns, leaves and slams the door shut behind him
~Scene change:
Evening. Cinderella's house, the
main room of the home. Krad stands
there in his 'rags' talking to Emiko, Risa and Riku.~
Emiko: looks at Krad You're not ready. Aren't you going?
Krad: I decided not to.
Emiko: Oh too bad~!
Come on girls lets go~! walks out the door, Risa and Riku following
close behind
Krad: once the door closes Bitches! Oh well like I really wanted to go
anyway. What's so great about Prince
Dark anyway? a bunch of glittery
stuff appears What the Hell?
With:
Hi. 3 I youur fawy God Youma! 3
I here to help youuu get ready for the ball! 3
Krad: I really don't want to go to the ball.
With: Course ya' do! 3 brings out the
magic wand Now, uhm, the carrage! points at a pumpkin and it turns into
a carriage Howses and a
coach-type-man! points to some mice and they turn into 4 horses and a
coachman
Krad: watches and tries not to laugh his
ass off
With: Ki! 3 Now we need to get you ready!
3 Uhm… spin around!
Krad: figures to may as well go along with
it just to see what happens, spins around rolling his eyes while doing it
With: waves his magic want and with lots
of glitter and magic stuff Krad now stands decked out in a light blue floor
length gown, his hair down out of the pony tail and kind of curled, with a
silver crown and topped off with glass slippers How perdy~! 3
Krad: looks down What. The. Hell. A DRESS? fires a blast at With managing
to miss and With disappears in a bright flash Well Hell might as well go to
the damn ball.
~Scene change: The ballroom of the
castle. All the girls are getting
introduced to Dark and Risa and Riku are about to be introduced.~
Dark: leaning back in the throne one leg
over one arm of the throne and the other on the floor in front of him Next yawns
You think these girls wouldn't bore me so much. I need something else.
Risa: walks up to the throne and almost
trips over her dress skirt from staring at Dark to much, once she reaches the
area she's suppose to be in she bows I'm Risa Harada. Pleased to meet you,
Prince Dark.
Emiko: yells form the crowd MAKE ME
PROUD GIRLS~! 3
Dark: looks Risa up and down Nice… but
not what I'm looking for. Next!
Riku: as Risa walks off to the side, a bit
hurt bows once she reaches the area Risa was in Hello Prince Dark I am Riku
Harada.
Dark: looks Riku up and down Do you
have a twin?
Riku: Yes.
Dark: I just dismissed her. You can go stand with her too.
Riku: glares at Dark and gets about ready
to tell him off, but Dark stands up looking past Riku directly at you guessed
it! Krad.
Krad: walks around the back of the
ballroom hoping no one sees him
Daisuke: from the balcony, points to Krad
Who is she?
Satoshi: from his place beside Daisuke
I'm not sure.
Dark: walks up to Krad and puts his hand
on Krad's shoulder Hello there… bows and walks around Krad literally
checking him out.
Daisuke: still on the balcony Seems
Dark is interested in her. Finally I
can go to bed. puts his hand on Satoshi's shoulder Make sure nothing goes wrong and when
everyone goes home come join me in bed.
Satoshi: Yes sir. Daisuke disappears into
the castle and Satoshi goes to spy on Dark and Krad.
Dark: staring pretty damn hard at Krad
Would you like to join me in this dance? offers his hand
Krad: nods and takes Dark's hand, getting
drawn close to Dark
Dark: manages to dance around everyone and
gets out into the garden to be alone with Krad Do you know how beautiful
you are?
Krad: shakes his head Not
beautiful. Sexy. And you aren't half bad yourself.
Dark: Same difference. And I'm flattered.
Krad: I have to tell you before this goes any
further… I'm a guy. This damn rabbit
thing put me in a dress.
Satoshi: almost falls over in his hiding
spot
Dark: Oh really? Oh well it doesn't matter.
I still like you.
Satoshi: leaves his hiding spot to go talk
to Daisuke
~Scene change: Daisuke's chamber. Satoshi walks in and sits on the bed beside
Daisuke.~
Daisuke: looks at Satoshi and smiles
Come to join me in bed?
Satoshi: No sir, not yet. It's about that girl
Daisuke: sits up What about that
girl? Did she get away?
Satoshi: No sir… she's not what you think…
Daisuke: What's that suppose to mean?
Satoshi: Well… she's not exactly a she…
Daisuke: So it's a guy?
Satoshi: nods
Daisuke: So Dark has fallen in love with a
guy?
Satoshi: Yes sir.
Daisuke:
Well I see no problem.
Satoshi:
So you're okay with this?
Daisuke: drags Satoshi in bed Why
wouldn't I be? Now lets leave Dark
alone with his company.
Satoshi: What about the other guest?
Daisuke: The guards will take care of
them. We have business to take care of.
Satoshi: kisses Daisuke Yes we do.
(A/N: Sorry no lemon scene ^^; Sorry
fangirls! And fanboys…)
~Scene change: Back at the castle garden with
Dark and Krad who are now sitting on a fountain talking.~
Krad: So you like me?
Dark: I like you enough to bend you over and
take you on this fountain.
Krad: That was blunt, we just met.
Dark: You're objecting?
Krad: Ye- no. I mean. Oh fuck. What the
Hell. Take me!
Dark: You do remember there are people in
there. points to the ballroom
Krad: Now you're objecting?
Dark: Of course not! But don't you think all those people want to
see that?
Krad: Never know.
Dark: Good point.
Krad: So…
Dark: You'll love this. snaps his fingers and the curtains
leading to the ballroom close I love being a prince.
Krad: You're the prince?
Dark: flashes a grin What you couldn't
tell?
Krad: I just didn't think…
Dark: I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. clears
his throat and gets on one knee taking Krad's hand and kisses it I'm Prince
Dark and who may you be?
Krad: My name happens to be Krad, though my
step mother calls me Cinderella and I don't know why.
Dark: kisses up Krad's arm The king
wanted me to choose someone to marry so I must ask you. Will you marry me?
Krad: blinks a few times You're asking
a guy to marry you. I thought he wanted
you to marry a girl.
Dark: Who cares! I don't. So will you?
Krad: Of course.
Dark: stands up and kisses Krad… which leads
to other things
(A/N: Missing lemon scene again ^^;; Sorry
trying for the PG-13 deal here. .)
~End~
Kenny: See it wasn't that bad now was it.
Krad: I'll forgive you this time for putting
me in a dress.
Dark: Me and Krad get married?
Kenny: Um… according to the story you do. ^^;
Dark: I'll like that idea.
Daisuke: Of course you do.
Dark: Well you got lucky with that creepy
bastard.
Daisuke: I'm not complaining am I? ^_^;;
Satoshi: Nor am I.
Kenny: Glad some people are happy about the
fic. My first attempt at humor. Go figure ne? Anyway I forgot why I wrote this. I think the Disney tapes got to me o_o; Also I need to give some
one some credit. A very special thanks ^_~ to Shini for helping me with With's
lines, there was no way in Hell I could have done those without him. ^^ Review, please? I might write more humor later.