A few weeks ago, I wrote this at work on a paper towel because I was incredibly bored. This is the unedited version of what I wrote. This is basically my writing skills when I'm just writing because I have nothing to do. There was no plan and I just made it up off the top of my head. Enjoy!

~KateMarie999

The Average Day

The sun rose high over the horizon and bathed the island in beautiful hues of blue and purple at first and then gave way to a rich crimson. It was the beginning of a beautiful day.

Tuffnut hated beautiful days. His shenanigans with Ruffnut were more easily spotted in days such as these and he'd had some glorious ideas that he was now going to have to put off. He woke before his sister and made his way out to the back where Barf and Belch were snoozing peacefully

"Barf, Belch, Wake up!" Tuffnut called in a much louder voice than was necessary.

Barf immediately breathed the pungent green gas for which he was known and Belch swiftly ignited it. Tuffnut jumped back in alarm, nearly fried to a crisp. He heard maniacal laughter emanating from a point somewhere behind where he was standing.

"You should have seen the look on your face!" Ruffnut called, clutching her stomach.

"Bet it wasn't as goofy as the look on your face!" Tuffnut retaliated, slightly annoyed.

Ruffnut had no response for this other than to double over, laughing so hard tears began to well up in her eyes.

Perhaps it was the disappointment of such a nice day but Tuffnut found himself furious at his twin.

"Barf, Belch, set Ruffnut on fire!" he shouted

The Zippleback immediately complied. Ruffnut screamed as her hair began to burn. Tuffnut, suddenly satisfied, sat back and watched as the girl rubbed her head on the ground. When the fire was extinguished, she looked over at her brother with a murderous glint in her eyes. Tuffnut knew instantly that he would pay for his misdeeds dearly.

"You're dead!" Ruffnut called, punching him in the jaw.

Tuffnut swiftly grabbed her head and put it in a headlock. He then began to rub his knuckles hard against her head. She easily extricated herself from his grip by thrusting her knee into his side.

And thus an average day began for the twins!