Who's Line Is It Anyway?
Disclaimer: I don't own DN Angel.
AN: This is just something that I wanted to try. This story is just going to be dialog.
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/"Krad, don't you want to come out?"/
/"No."/
/"Why not?"/
/"Because that thing is out there."/
/"W-what? A spider? You're kidding."/
/"It's creepy!"/
/"You, the Hikari Hunter, The Ice Demon, The Demonic Angel of Light are scared of a creature that is probably one millionth your size?"/
/"Well, just look at it! It's got all those eyes and legs and, and hey stop laughing at me!"/
/"Hahahahahahaaaaa, Oh, that's good! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"/
/"…"/
/"You do realize if the thief ever found out about this you'd never live it down?"/
/"That is why it is going to remain between us Satoshi-Sama."/
/"And what if I happened to let it slip?"/
/"Then, the Niwa boy is going to find out what really happened to that chocolate cake he made in home-ech."/
/"You wouldn't dare."/
/"Try me."/
"Fine, fine, I won't let the thief know that you're afraid of spiders."
"My other half is what?"
/"Damn!"/
/"Satoshi-Sama!"/
/"Sorry, didn't mean to say that out loud."/
"I repeat, my other half is what?"
"Uh, no thing, not a thing."
"That's not what I heard."
"You really should go get your ears checked. It's not a good sign when you start hearing things that aren't there."
"Creepy Boy, I clearly heard you say that my other half was afraid of spiders."
"Then why did you want me to repeat it?"
"Ha! So that IS what you said!"
/"SATOSHI-SAMA!"/
/"Uhm, woops, sorry?"/
"Hahahaha! Spiders! Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh that's rich! Hahahahahahahahaha!
/"You'll pay for this."/
/"Sorry, I didn't know he was behind me."/
/"What kind of Police commander are you? To let the target sneak up on you like that?"/
/"Oh, Shut up."/
/"I mean seriously?"/
/"Hey, Krad…"/
/"Huh?"/
/"…Surprise!"/
"Whaaa?"
"Hey, Kraddy-Kins, there's a spider behind you."
"Screw you Mousy."
"I'd much rather screw you."
"…"
"Awe, you're so cute when you blush!"
"I don't blush!"
"Uh huh."
"So, would there be anyway I could convince you that you didn't hear about the spider?"
"A kiss."
"Excuse me?"
"A kiss Kraddy-Kins, a kiss."
"No, I'm serious."
"I am serious."
"Uh, is there anything else other then a kiss."
"Weeeeeeellllll…"
"Well?"
"We could always…"
"You better not even finish that thought."
"Hey, you asked."
"Fine then, a kiss, you can just wipe that smirk off your face right now."
"Smirk? What smirk?"
"You are infuriating."
"You too Kraddy-Kins."
"Stop calling me that!"
"That would be another kiss."
"What! Two!?"
"Wow, you can add."
"You egotistical, stuck up, vain… mmph."
"…"
"…"
"Hmmm, you taste good."
/"He kissed me."/
/"Uh yeah."/
/"He kissed me."/
/"Krad?"/
/"He kissed me on the lips."/
/"wow, three more words. I think the thief short circuited your brain."/
"Uh, Kraddy-Kins time to come back to earth now."
("Maybe he's got lip poisoning from kissing you.)"
(("That's real mean Dai-Chan.))
"I can't believe you just kissed me!"
"That's what I said I wanted."
"But…"
"Kraddy-Kins, I wanted a kiss from you and I got it."
"Stop calling me that!"
"Fine."
"Fine? But I thought you said… Umph."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
("Dark, You're going to have to breathe sometime you know that right?")
/"Krad, you do realize that breathing is a necessary part of life?"/
("1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, Dang! Just breathe already.")
/"Breathe, oh come on, breathe, breathe."/
((/"Would you shut up!/))
"Other then the fact of my host chattering in the back of my head that was as good as the first kiss."
"Err."
"Well, I've got to be going now. I'll see you next time. My Angel."
"…?"
"Oh, and the Amber storm will look good in the Niwa's collection. Bye."
"Huh? What? Hey! Get back here you stupid Kaito!"