Chapter 1

Once team rockslide returned to Beacon Jaune sent RWBY and PLNR to their dorms and told them he would be back soon. Then he made his way to the room Ozpin had set aside for him. He didn't really have a major use for the room as he tried to sleep in the dorms of his teams but they did have one use. On account of how they were out of rooms in the other dorms, his dorm was located in the Teacher's wing. This afforded Jaune several advantages such as the fact that his room was almost impenetrable to most students and the ones who could get in either couldn't get out or couldn't get out without getting caught. He had packed all of the gear his team had used on their most recent mission. It took him a long time to gather all of the surviving gear from the school. Thankfully in the event of the death of a student the gear the school supplied is held until they can determine the COD of the student. And since the in question student went MIA and was declared KIA because the detonators the school gave them were faulty the gear was held even longer.

"Jaune" upon hearing his name Jaune turned to see the short and robust frame of professor Peter Port approaching him. "I heard you were waiting for the arrival of one Coby Hansen."

Jaune nodded slowly. He was both impressed that the teacher was able to learn of the incoming tech expert. And Jaune was also concerned that he learned it so quickly. Truly it was a double-edged sword.

Jaune's thoughts were interrupted by the histrionic teacher's words " When the young lad arrives do keep an eye out for the construction vehicle that he is most likely to turn up in. and when you see them tell the vehicle that I said hello."

Thoroughly confused by the teacher's odd request Jaune simply nodded and went into his room. The Tech experts that Jorge was bringing in were supposed to be here tomorrow. For this reason, he choose to sleep here with the gear and bring it to the armory. The experts would meet him there.

As he made his way to the bedroom in his dorm he calmly stripped off his ballistic vest and black Battle Dress Uniform or BDU pants. He neatly hurled them into a crumpled heap by the side of his bed. Then pouring himself into his own bed. Landing his head on his pillow he allowed the past week of trying shenanigans from his team to wash over him as he prepped for the investigation to come. The last thoughts to pass his mind was that he would soon know who tried to have his team killed.

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Pyrrha and Ruby had arrived at the docking bay five minutes early. They were told to meet the experts at 8 in the morning. Their teams, of course, insisted on coming with them. They were considering returning back to the dorm they saw a strange looking jet and a small helicopter. The jet landed but the copter just hovered over the landing pad before a man burst out of the canopy and somehow passed in between the blades of the copter's rotors. He did an acrobatic spin and then landed in a low crouch. As he rose they got a good look at his face. And he looked like a Viking. "Hello," he said " My name is Bud Hansen." as he spoke he made his way over to Pyrrha he flashed her a ten-gigawatt smile while holding out his hand. " And you must be…"

He was cut off as Luke stepped in between the two of them and shoved his own hand into Bud's before finishing Bud's sentence "the mother of my child"

Bud's hand seemed to magically teleport his hand to the back of his neck as he back away from Luke while seriously saying " Sorry, my bad. Won't happen again"

Nobody could tell whether it was being named the mother of his child or if it was the way that Luke got very defensive very fast. But Pyrrha had a face to match her hair.

There was a mildly awkward silence that fell over the group until the rear boarding ramp of the jet open and a man and a woman to emerge from the hull.

"Hello," the other man said " My name is Coby Hansen. This is doctor, Lucy Suzuki. And you have already met my little brother Bud"

This brought much confusion to the teams as the older brother looked to be smaller than his younger brother.

The confusion was forgotten when Bud began to ask Ruby if he was seeing things or if he was looking at the prettiest girl he had ever seen. Ruby not understanding what he meant simply looked around and tried to find someone. "Who do you mean?" she said.

Choosing to run with it Bud pulled out his phone and said "I can show her to you"

"Okay!" Ruby said

Switching his phone over to the selfie camera he turned it around so that she could see herself. "There she is," he said.

Finally realizing that he was trying to flirt with her Ruby fell back onto the advice that Yang had given her about when a boy tried to flirt with her. "Look at this!" she declared as she drew Crescent Rose from behind her and held it out to him. While this would normally dissuade any further attempts to converse with her it only seemed to spur Bud on.

"Whoa, what is that?" he said completely unfazed by the absurd nature of her weapon.

"This is Crescent Rose," Ruby said.

"Can I hold her?" he said unaware of how much Ruby loved her weapon.

"Sure," she said holding her baby out a little further.

"Okay," bud said "come to papa." in saying this he was completely unaware of the way that Ruby called the weapon her baby. And was unknowingly thrusting himself into the confusing world that was the family ruby had constructed around herself and her weapons. After a few moments of handling the weapon and giving the scythe form a few testing spins he returned it to its rightful owner. "Here you go baby, go to momma"

By now everyone but Yang was highly amused and Yang was dispensing silent judgment upon the boy while taking care to remember that he was Coby's younger brother and that he may not be that old. Still, she was planning to give him the [hurt my sister and die] speech once she got the chance.

They would have stood there and continued to watch the two weapon geeks keep acting all cute but Coby knew that they needed to get to work. " which way is the armory, we need to get to work"

When Bud didn't seem to hear his brother and continued to talk about weapons with Ruby Coby decided to get his little brothers attention by quickly throwing an arm around his brother and forcing him into a headlock.

They stayed there for about three seconds before Bud began to speak. "Hey, Coby what is Lori going to do when she hears you were looking down the blonde's shirt.?"

The question was answered in part with words and in part by tightening the lock around Bud's head. "Seeing as I wasn't and Lori isn't here I don't think she is going to do anything."

It seemed as though they would have stayed like this indefinitely until a new voice entered the mix. This one was female and was clearly angry. "COBY HANSEN! What did your brother just say.?"

Recognizing the danger that an enraged female possessed Coby turned much of his focus to her and unintentionally loosened his grip on his brother. " Now Lori, are you going to believe what you heard Bud say or what I... "

He was cut off by his brother who suddenly yelled " METALLIKATO BENCH THROW" then in one swift movement he brought his left leg behind his brother's right leg and slammed his left elbow into his brother's gut. This resulted in Coby being thrown over Bud's knee and landing on his back. "HAHAHA" Bud yelled as he grabbed Ruby's hand and ran off in the direction that he assumed was the way to the armory.

Once he was back on his feet Coby was being vocally assaulted by the newcomer who was a girl about Coby's age. She was wearing a black t-shirt with a red symbol on the front of it and a pair of shorts that seemed a little too short. "Coby were you just staring at that woman's breasts!"

It was a question but it seemed more like a statement that she was making as opposed to an inquiry.

"I did not. And what would your father say about your clothes." by now the two of them were involved in a full force screaming match with one another. And the two teams calmly showed the Doctor to the armory so that they could start the investigation what they didn't know was that they were being watched the whole time.

Jorge gave a small laugh as he saw the two teens keep yelling back and forth. They would have moved past the anger and kissed already but Jorge made certain that they never made it that close. He did this to in his words " prolong the period of adorable mutual hatred.

Those two aside Jorge knew that this was going to be an interesting investigation.