As I walk through the valley of the Mushroom Kingdom,
I notice that the hills look a kinda bit dumb.
I jump and bounce like a crazy fool,
While I go a flatten a few Goombas or two.
But I guess that's how you become a superhero,
Just keep fighting until your hearts are at zero.
You better watch my awesome power, with my fire flower,
Or you and your homies might be under my shoe.
I really hate to trip, but I gotta go,
The princess has been kidnapped and I'm saving her.
I'm the Italian that little toads wanna be like,
As strong as a knight,
Carrying an extra life.
Been spending most of life,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise.
Only died once or twice,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise.
In Mario Party you roll a dice,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise.
Those Mushrooms could use some spice,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise.
When I'm Mr. Righteous I'm playing a sport,
See how nice I am when I'm in a tennis court.
And don't you forget about my good old brother,
He's one of a kind, you can't find another.
I'm a educated man, I know how to get far,
I all I need is a little invincibility star.
There's no block I can't break with my trusty hammer,
Any bad guy gets near it, they fly to the slammer.
I leap like tiger or some sort of cat,
Though I guess I could lose my extra fat.
I don't how old I am or what I'm gonna be,
But you'll still see me when I'm five hundred and three.
Tell me why Bowser -- keeps swiping Peach
He can never win -- while I'm still in reach
Always stopping a royalty heist,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise
I'm more cool than ice,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise
Still haven't got a wife,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise
For dinner I'll have some rice,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise
King Koopa has the princess, here I go again,
day after day, weekend after weekend.
It ain't easy being me saving the world from doom,
If I fail my mission, everything goes BOOM.
So I'm having fun sometimes, other times I work,
Fighting all kinds of evil, mainly the green jerk,
Do I hate it? -- The answer is no,
Nothing is to hard, because it's a me, Mario!
You could say I'm Jesus Christ,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise.
You may think my world bites,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise.
Truth is it's rather nice,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise.
I'll keep spending most my life,
Living in a Plumber's Paradise.
Tell me why Bowser -- keeps swiping Peach
He can never win -- while I'm still in reach
I cannot be beat -- I will rescue her
I guess he will -- just never learn