HONEST
HONEST
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Rating: R, maybe
Summary: Exactly what is going on behind that closed door?
Pairing: Urahara x Renji
Ichigo stared as Tessai led Jinta and Ururu past him down the hall. He briefly wondered why Tessai had tried to cover their ears as he continued towards Urahara's room. When he reached the door he was met by the odd sight of Orihime and Rukia pressing their ears to the closed door.
"What are you two-" He was cut off by the girls waving their hands at him. Within moments a loud moan was heard.
"Was that Renji?" Rukia stifled a giggle but didn't answer, so Ichigo just assumed he was correct.
"We heard them go past us down this hall earlier. Renji was telling Urahara that it was all his fault anyway, so he had to fix it for him." Orihime said quietly, but with blushing cheeks and a big smile. Ichigo sweat-dropped and shook his head.
"Kisuke, please. You said you'd make the ache go away." The pleading note in Renji's voice pulled Ichigo's mind more firmly down in the gutter. He idly wondered if he could make Byakuya plead like that. He was well on his way to being too distracted to keep listening when he heard Urahara's reply.
"I will, trust me."
'Is Urahara's voice rougher than usual?' Ichigo softly asked Orihime. She nodded distractedly. (Why did he use Urahara's first name?) Rukia shushed him before he could ask anything else.
"Where do you think that...oh yeah.." Ichigo had turned to leave, but spun around to face the door again. He could almost see the girls' attraction for listening if what Urahara was doing to Renji could make him sound like that.
"Mmm, so you like that? How about this?" Ichigo found himself moving closer to the girls to hear better.
"Nnnn, no, not there. It hurts...not slick enough.." Rukia's eyes were almost comically wide, Orihime's hand was covering her mouth. Ichigo tried to convince himself that he really should be going but didn't move.
"And now?" Ichigo stared, (Did Urahara just..was that a purr or a taunt?)
"Yes! Do that again! Harder, Kisuke!" Every other sound they heard drew them closer to the door. The girls especially. Before Ichigo could think to warn them against it, the sounds stopped and the door opened. Ichigo stared at the two who had opened it as Rukia made a sound of disappointment.
Renji had his shirt off and dangling off one finger over a shoulder, one eyebrow arched at the three in the hallway. Urahara got distracted from putting his hat back on at the sight of Rukia and Orihime's bright red faces and Ichigo's guilty one.
"What are all of ya doin' out here?" Renji finally asked.
"You see we heard you and Urahara-san come upstairs and-"
"I really didn't mean to keep listening."
"Aw, that was so misleading!" They all tried to reply at once.
Renji smirked slightly as Urahara leaned against his back, laughing so hard his hat nearly fell off.
"I didn't mean to misdirect your thoughts, honest." He managed to gasp out.