Shino sat stiff as a twig on a couch. He watched a small bug crawl across the floor, ever so slowly. Then, with no warning, his obnoxious teammate Kiba bobbed next to him on the couch.
"Hey Shino! What're you doin'?"
"….."
"Why don't you ever talk?"
"….."
"You're more boring than my Grandma's 1930 stories."
"….."
"So…don't wanna talk, hunh?"
"….."
By this time, Kiba was well beyond pissed.
"WOULD YOU TALK ALREADY?!?! Come on, you dunce!!!11"
"….Two of your exclamation points were ones."
"….You talked…."
"….."
"Playing games with me now, hunh?!"
"….."
"Hey look, Shino, a bug."
At the sound of the word "bug', Kurenai-Sensei jumped from her reading chair and screamed.
"Bug?! Where where where OMG!!!!"
She frantically scanned the floor until she found the bug that Shino was looking at. Shino's eyes widened at she lifted her foot.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Shino slow-moed toward his sensei. A sickening splat vibrated throughout the room. Shino's eyes twitched, and he reached into his pocket. Out popped an AK-47 which proceeded to pump bullets into Kurenai.
"Die, you #$&$#$$&#&!!!!!"
Kiba stood speechless.
"…I liked you more when you weren't talking."