In Which There Is a Second Season
A.k.a. Total Drama Island Season 2
A/N: I do not own Total Drama Island or any relating characters, but I do own Vinsin and Brooke.
A/N: On the romantic side, I will continue CxD, GxT, BxG, TxL, HxL, and OxI, but who else will I pair up!?!?!
Hey, thanks for reading this, this is my first-ever Fanfiction! *bows* so don't get mad at me if it sucks, K.K? I have taken up enough of your time as it is, so please read on!
*camera zooms in on Chris McClain* "Last year we put the campers through the most horrifying challenges we could think of. Some lost their dignity, some lost their honor, and some lost their stomach. After the show, the rating soared, but my budget did not. That is why I'm standing here on this crappy dock next to the crappy camp the campers had to spend their 8 weeks. Of course some didn't even last the first week! After I got permission to have a Total Drama Island Season 2, I mailed all the campers a letter explaining why they had to get their but over here RIGHT NOW. We have hidden a camera in their mail, so we can see their reaction. Let's see how they are taking it. . .
Courtney, Gwen, Bridgett
Courtney is sleeping on a bed, when her eyes flutter open. Above her stand her friends, Gwen, who is mysterious, and Bridgett, who is very friendly. They were the only people she bothered to keep in touch with after Total Drama Island. "Good morning. . ." she mutters. Suddenly, she screams: "Ohmigod! Gwen! Bridgett! What the h*** are you doing here?!"
"Calm Down, Courtney! Have you read your mail, yet?" Bridgett says.
"No, I" Courtney starts. "Doesn't matter. Here look at this" Gwen interrupts and hands Courtney an envelope with Courtney's name on it. "What is it?" Courtney asks. "Read it." is all Gwen says. Courtney opens it up.
"Dear Courtney,
Congratulations on wining a free trip back to Wawanakwa, where you will participate in a season 2. Do not bother trying to not go, because we have lawyers for that kind of stuff. Your plane ride leaves at 10:00 sharp this Saturday, the 15 of December. Have fun!
From your incredibly handsome host, Chris McClain"
"H . . . H . . . He can not do that! What is today's date, Bridgett?" Courtney stutters.
"Today's the 13, a Thursday. Holy CRAP! That leaves two days to pack. And what are we going to tell the Academy?" Bridgett replies.
"NOOOO! I HATE YOU CHRIS MCEVIL!!!" Courtney shouts at the ceiling.
"Be QUIET! Your parents will wake up! And hey, look! It's a pass to get out of school till the end of the school year! Sweet!" Gwen butts in.
"My parents are out of town for the next five weeks. I'll just tell them that I . . . joined a math club, or something, and we went to Washington.
"'Because I'm sure they'll believe that." Gwen remarks snidely.
"Ah well. I guess we better start packing. . ."Bridgett sighs.
Owen and Izzy
Outside a gigantic donut-shaped house, stands a bewildered postman. He holds a package from Chris McClain to Owen and Izzy who are currently residing in the oddly-shaped house. He walks up to the door and knocks. "Yes, can help you?" a butler appears at the door. "The postman hands him the letter and tells him it's for Owen and Izzy, then walks away. The butler walks up the three floors and knocks on a red wood door. "Mr. Owen, you have a package." He slips the letter under the door and walks away, trying to ignore the slurping noise coming from behind the door and trying not to roll his eyes. "I'll get it!" Thumps are heard as a rather obtuse roundish figure walks out, naked, and grab the two envelopes, and then walks back in. "WOO-HOO! Izzabear! Look! It's a letter from Chris hosting a second season for Total Drama Island! WOO-HOO!" "O.k.! That's just wild! . . . Wanna make-out?"
"Oh YES!"
Back to Chris:
"O . . . k. . . That was . . . totally expected from Courtney, Gwen, and Bridgett, but TMI from Owen and Izzy. I did not need to see Owen's . . . thing. Let's check with Geoff, DJ, and Duncan.
Geoff, DJ, and Duncan
-On the internet-
-CITlovr logged on-
-Partydude logged on-
-Animalsavr logged on-
-Crazyguy logged on-
-CITlovr- Crazyguy, private chat only! Buzz out before I have to get serious.
-Crazyguy- nO wAy DuDu! tHiS iS aWeSoMe!
-Partydude- That's not cool, dude.
-Animalsavr- Dude, leave.
-Crazyguy- nO wAnNa!
-CITlovr- This is your final warning! Leave now!
-Crazyguy- oR wHaT? iDiOt!
-Partydude- Harsh, dude.
-Crazyguy- wHaTeV. I WaS lEaViNg AnYwAy! Ur nOt WoRtH iT!
-Crazyguy logged off-
-CITlovr- God. The weirdoes you see on the web these days. . .
-Partydude- I know. Just yesterday, this dude was, like, all downcast and, like, asking for money, 'cause his mom died and left all the money to the cat, or something like that.
-Animalsavr- Yeah right.
-Partydude- Hey, Duncan. What's with the name: CITlovr? U miss Courtney?
-CITlovr- No! Maybe. . . SO?
-Partydude- Hey, I miss Bridge. I wish we could keep in touch.
-Animalsavr- Hey guys, be right back, I got a very important letter in the mail right now, or so the postman told me.
-CITlovr- Weird me 2!
-Partydude- Hey does yours say it's from Chris McClain? I think I know that name. . .
-Animalsavr- Dude. That's the guy who hosts Total Drama Island. I think this is a second season. I guess you lover-birds can see your true hearts desire after all. ;)
-CITlovr- Your right! Wow, you're actually right! What a surprise, seriously! And, besides, you're just jealous because you don't have a girlfriend.
-Partydude- Does Courtney know you think of her as your G-friend?
-Animalsavr- And I'm not jealous! While our parents are out on the business trip for 10 weeks, I HAVE been seeing someone. SO HA!
-CITlovr- I'm sure . . . But we're missing the point. Read the LETTER!
-Partydude- "Dear Geoff,
Congratulations on wining a free trip back to Wawanakwa, where you will participate in a season 2. Do not bother trying to not go, because we have lawyers for that kind of stuff. Your plane ride leaves at 10:00 sharp this Saturday, the 15 of December. Have fun!
From your incredibly handsome host, Chris McClain"
-Animalsavr- Mine says the same thing, except Dear, DJ. And Duncan, I am dating someone, Alex Reamer. She is the president of the Nature Club.
-CITlovr- I'm going to pack up, k. See u in person in a couple of days.
-Animalsavr- Me 2.
-Partydude- Like, yeah. Bye
-CITlovr logged off-
-Animalsavr logged off-
Partydude logged off-
-Crazyguy- Gee am I glad I bought that Screen protection! They couldn't even tell I was there! God, I LOVE ease-dropping! Now I have to figure who Courtney, Bridgett, and Alex Reamer are so I can ruin their life! Buwahahahahahah!
-Crazyguy logged off-
Back to Chris
"Man, Duncan and Geoff were pumped up about seeing Courtney & Bridgett. I wonder how I can use that to my advantage. Buwahahahahahah!"
Beth, Lindsey, and . . . Heather?!
"I know, right! So, Betty, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Oh, you know not much. And it's Beth. Hold on, I need to get a package in the mail. Probably some stupid toothpaste. Wait right there!"
"Hold on to what? Am I falling? AHHHHH!"
Beth gets off the phone and retrieves the package from her mom. "Thanks, mom. I'm talking to Lindsey, so I might be a while." "Sure, no problem."
"HOLY-FRIGEN-COW! It's an invitation to Total Drama Island! Lindsey! Lindsey. Lindsey?"
"Bertha, what's Total Drama Is-Land, and who's Chris?"
"OMG! You got one to!? It's Beth, BTW. Total Drama Island is the place we went last summer and Chris was the host. Remember?!"
"Oh, yeah! I remember Cookie!"
"*shakes head* Hold on, someone wants to join three way."
A FEW MINUTES LATER
"Hi, guys!" A false sweet voice is coming from the third connection. "It's Heather, your BFFFL. I got an invitation to join Total Drama Island for season 2. Would you care to join me in an alliance-?"
"HOLY-FRIGEN-COW! It's Heather! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Beth's voice can be heard quite clearly.
"Oh. It's Hairther . . . minus the hair. Guess that makes you Ther. How's your wig? Hope they gave you a pink one, Ther!" Lindsey immediately goes for Heather's weak spot.
"Why you-!" Heather starts, but is then cut off as the three ways connection is cut. "OK! I gave the geeks a second chance to win but did they take it? Now I am really mad!" Heather storms off; cursing before she comes back and yells, "I HATE YOU!", then hangs up.
Back to Chris
"God, I love messing with the campers. It's my favorite past time! Well, that's all for now! See you tomorrow, for the next 11 campers' reactions!"
What did you think? Bad? Good? Review and tell! Oh, and BTW, all the letters were the same, minus the intro. Chris is cheap like that. I will tell you a little about Brooke and Vinsin if you ask, but then again, I might do it anyway! I experimented a little with 4 different styles of writing: dialogue (Courtney, Gwen, and Bridgett), a block of text describing the scenery (Owen and Izzy), IMing each other (Duncan, DJ, and Geoff), and phone calls (Beth, Lindsey and Heather). That's all the time we have today!
-SkyPie7 logging off-